Not always to my tastes, but there have been some great novels in the past.

However, cue woke 2020.

The topics covered by the six nominees are wide-ranging, including stories about climate change, the hardship of life in Zimbabwe, dementia, and the women soldiers of 1935 Ethiopia.

Only 2 of the nominees are actually white. Perhaps whites are not writing novels about the correct subjects. You can bet the hardship of Zimbabwe isn’t about murdered farmers and their families. Climate change. Yawn. Wimmin soldiers of Ethiopia? Fuck me that must have taken some digging. Racism and homophobia also feature. What a fucking surprise.

Perhaps they should get that transbender Chiyo to present it. Or Lineker.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The woke and their ridiculous “cancel” culture.

I’m long since past the point where I get angry at these miserable, puritanical motherfuckers. Now I just pity their genetic inability to have any kind of fun, think rationally or even behave in a normal, adult manner. Every time something or someone comes along and challenges their deranged view of how the world should be, they screech and scream and attempt to “cancel” them.

Their latest target is a new adaptation of the Frank Herbert novel “Dune”. The book and subsequent film and TV adaptations have a definite middle eastern theme running through them. There’s no specific reference to Islam or middle eastern culture in general, but it is there. And that’s the problem. Why? Because CULTURAL APPROPRIATION! That’s why.

The trailer for the new film dropped on YouTube a short while ago, and almost immediately caused a shit storm among the Leftwaffe. You’d think they’d give some credit to the fact that the director, Denis Villeneuve race and gender swapped one of the characters, Dr Keynes, but no. That’s not enough to save it from the Leftwaffe wanting to spoil the enjoyment of actual fans of the story and others by demanding it be cancelled.

To date, NOBODY from the middle east, not a single, Jew, Muslim, Christian or Atheist has complained. That hasn’t stopped the Leftwaffe being offended for them though. Patronising much? And a lot of the cunts are the same people defending Netflix’s paedofest movie, “Cuties”, calling those of us who are disgusted by its content “far right”. So they’re also hypocrites.

After the ass fucking they got over the Adele debacle, you’d think they’d shut the fuck up for at least a while, but no. As the old saying goes, “where there’s no sense, there’s no feeling”. Here’s a radical idea for the Leftwaffe, if you think this movie will offend you, and let’s face it, EVERYTHING offends you fuckers, DON’T FUCKING WATCH IT! And STOP trying to spoil everything for those of us who are able to function as normal human beings.

You bunch of cunts

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw .

Blacks asking for sympathy

Just now I’ve read today’s story about two young American cops who were ambushed and shot by a dark key male. This is the eighth time this year that such a thing has happened (dark key ambushing and shooting honky cops).

A white cop in the USA is 18 times more likely to be killed by a dark key than the other way around. Blacks are killing each other in almost genocidal rates. And they kill and rape the honky at much higher rates than the other way around.

But still, we’re supposed to believe that it’s them who are being oppressed and targeted.

What a load of fucking bollocks.

If any knee taking and campaign should exist right now, it should be in the name ‘Leave the honky alone Mr Dark Key’ or something similar.

The brass neck of these fuckers playing the victim, when the facts and statistics are very different.

White Lives Matter.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

A “Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be a Poundshop Rod Stewart Tribute Act” cunting please for Charlie Mullins – he of Pimlico Plumbers fame. Although he lives in Marbella and has done for at least a decade.

Looks like a Madam Tussaud’s waxwork – if the person who made it was blind drunk by 1.00pm on a Friday and wanted to piss of home early.

Says people who work from home are “selfish” and don’t care about the economy.

Well you feather cut hairstyle cunt many people didn’t have a choice but to work from home, because its what their employers have made them do.

Yes of course some of the people working from home have taken the piss. Unfortunately at work there’s always some that do as little a possible and take the piss anyway they can. In the words of James Hetfield “sad but true”.

Funny that you didn’t give a fuck about the economy when you fired 30 of your staff and furloughed them all, in spite of having a net worth of £70 million

Bit of research reveals that this nobber’s business fared well in part due to a successful PR campaign, run by a certain Max Clifford.

Shifty, slippery, house of wax faced, luvvvly jubbly, knees up mavver braaaaan caaaant!

Nominated by: Harold Steptoe 

Oh yeah? Check out this video of the smug, smart fartholes´ predictions before the last election.

Nancy Pelosi: “Donald Trump will not become President of the United States. I guarantee it”;

George Clooney: “There´s not going to be a President Donald Trump”;

Bernie Saunders: “Donald Trump will NOT become President”;

Tom Hanks: “I think that man will become President when space ships come down from outer space filled with dinosaurs and red capes”;

Elizabeth – “I´m a Native American” (oops sorry I`m not but I wasn´t trying to mislead anyone. I honestly thought I was)” – Warren: “He will never be President of the United States”;

John Snigger Oliver: “Do it. I will personally write you a campaign cheque now. On behalf of this country which does not want to be president but badly wants you to run”.

Best of all was bad loser Harridan Hillary – “This is not the outcome we wanted”.

Yes but it´s what the US wanted. Him, not you, you phony hypocrite married to a pal of Jeffrey Epstein whose idea of mentoring an intern was to jerk off onto her dress.

I particularly loved watching Pelosi´s botoxed miserable face behind Trump when he took the oath of office. Barack and Michelle also in the crowd look a bit bilious too. Melania, with those hooded eyes and repressed snarling lips, who I am sure would go crazy if she ever had the fortune to meet me, looked great.

I want to be the President of the US and have her as my first lady.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G87UXIH8Lzo

Nominated by: Mr Polly