Let’s have a general ‘is-this-really-a-thing-or-has-it-been-invented-to-have-another-go-at-honky’ cunting for the expression, “Can I touch your hair?”.

I could have had a deprived childhood, a mis-spent youth or been so wrapped up in my white privilege that I never encountered this expression until a couple of years’ ago when I was introduced to it by the BBC (who else?).

It seems that us crackers can’t get enough of running our trotters through a black person’s ‘fro, weave, corn-rolls, dreads, weave etc. As I’ve stated before on this site I grew up and live in an area where black people aren’t exactly rare and I have never seen this happen. Is this thing real or is it a load of bollocks?

While I’m at it I’m going to throw in another expression that boils my piss………’People who look like me’. What’s that Lenny? You didn’t see many people that looked like you on TV in the early 70s? Well, fuck me, there’s not many people that look like me on TV today but am I allowed to moan about it on the Beeb?. Am I fuck!

Nominated by: SimmyJavil

(Took me a good 5 minutes to notice her hair in that pic! – DA)

You may not have noticed in the media, but it’s all about to kick off between Turkey & Greece. (And no, I’m not talking about football either!)

Over the past few weeks there has been rising tensions and lots of sabre-rattling twixt the two countries, primarily over ownership of the much-disputed territorial waters in the eastern Mediterranean; along with disagreements over the true ownership of Cyprus (currently the northern half is populated by Turkish-Cypriots; and the southern half Greek-Cypriots).

To add more fuel to the fire, both countries are members of NATO, and Greece & Cyprus are members of the EU (Turkey is attempting to join, but the EU don’t seem all that keen).

Add to that Greece has the backing of France & Italy, both of whom will be carrying out military exercises along with Greece & Cyprus in those very same disputed waters, which has pissed off the Turks even more!

Neither the UN or NATO seem at all interested; the EU is unofficially siding with Greece. But historically both countries are belligerent in the extreme, and won’t take any shit from anyone.

So while the rest of the world is saturated in BLM and Dink Virus media coverage, the Eastern Med is slowly simmering to boiling point. And if it all kicks off good and proper with a good old fashioned war then not only will the useless organisations listed above have to pull their cocks out of their arseholes and do something, but expect a few hundred thousand Greek/Turkish/Cypriot “migrants” ending up on our shores any time soon!

Nominated by: Technocunt

Pay attention at the back of the lecture theatre there, stop chewing the gum, or munching on the chiggun, here is a Professor who demands that you be “proud” of him as he mounts the podium to give an important lecture:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-53938171

With the BBC involved, you can be sure race is concerned and this man gives it to you good and proper. He is the first dark gentleman to host the lectures instigated by Michael Faraday 200 years ago, and the reason for this is – well of course – science is racist. There was a Chinese looking man in 2015 that gave one of the televised lectures but clearly he was not dark enough. The BBC and Prof. Jackson get weary and sick of trying, they’re tired of living and feared of dying, but the ole BBC she keeps on stirring along.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

‍Could I have a “ get your wallet out, you’re saying, regardless “ cunting for Lord Hall, BBC director general.
Not happy with the downward spiral of telly tax payments, this cunt has suggested ( in his last week of his tenure at the BBC) that every household should pay for it, regardless of whether you have eyes or ears.
So, everyone, whether you watch any of the shit they produce, or any other shit programs, or radio, you have to pay for a Marxist organisation that hates you, and the country you live in. Utter cunt.

Nominated by Cuntington Smythe.

Captain Magnanimous also chimed in:

I would like to second Cuntington Smythes valid attack on Lord Hall. This week various people I know in their late 70s and 80s have been getting rather thick envelopes with the relevant forms that legally demand cash for an organisation that openly wants to destroy the way of life that the majority of this age group are used to, in favour of what a very small minority are determined to decimate. Cash extracted by using older peoples law abiding fear to fund arseholes like Linekunt, and to give airtime to any oxygen breather that will attack the British way of life or that of the very demographic they are now picking on to keep this farce going. Now I know there are plenty out there that can afford it, but there are plenty that cant. An Aunt in her 80s has been bedbound since being paralysed by a stroke last year. She misses out on pension credit by just £2.16 a month. The telly tax is around 7x that a month. The TV is her only constant companion and is now forced into funding this vile corporation despite only watching channels like Talking Pictures. Well fuck them and Hall and heres to a grade A cunting for all who orchestrated this pre-meditated robbery from Osbourne to Capita and to any cunt that benefits from it. Cunts.

What an annoying prick, he’s bad enough on Match of the Day, but we have to have the cunt telling us how to do up houses as well.

That stupid fucking smile just makes me want to reach for a sniper rifle. Someone please get this dumb fuck off my TV!

Nominated by: Chris Bourton