Zoe Williams is a cunt, isn’t she?

Guardian Editor: It’s been days since we moaned about British independence. Williams, get in here!
Zoe fucking Williams: Yar, Boss.
Guardian Editor: Give me 500 words on Brexit.
Zoe fucking Williams: Shall I do some more fear-mongering?
Guardian Editor: No, they’re not falling for that bollocks. How about more rubbish about a failing economy?
Zoe fucking Williams: Hmm, not so powerful since this Wuhan virus. What about a piece on my new passport? It’s blue and British.
Guardian Editor: Good angle. Remember to make everybody thoroughly ashamed to have one. Take the piss and even suggest it’s not going to be permanent.
Zoe fucking Williams: Will do.
Guardian Editor: No need to mention Boris, we’ll stitch him up when he compromises on the EU deal.
Zoe fucking Williams: Understood.
Guardian Editor: And for the love of Jeremy, visit a hairdresser! You’ve still got a disgusting, greasy lockdown haircut
Zoe fucking Williams: Actually, I’ve already been to the…
Guardian Editor: On second thoughts, don’t even put your picture near the header. You look like a miserable, dried-up spinster who’s slapped on some cheap lippy to desperately look feminine. You look like the last prune at the lesbo disco when the lights go up.
(Zoe fucking Williams exits)

Fuck me, what an ugly cunt.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/commentisfree/2020/aug/24/my-blue-passport-has-arrived-and-with-it-a-crushing-new-sense-of-our-brexit-nightmare

(We found your link, Capt. You’re welcome – admin)

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

An Edinburgh Festival cunting please, with a gift box of shortbread, whisky, and a piss-stained jockstrap from Alex Salmond’s chest of drawers, for the old Scottish whorecunt, who, is banging the independence drum yet again:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/draft-bill-indyref2-set-parliament-141502895.html

It was supposed to be a “once in a generation” vote 6 years ago. Today Scotland is a basket case, the oil has nearly all ran out (Nicola herself probably uses it as lube), their Covid infection rate is increasing and the old tart is still at it, spurred on by her distaste for Brexit.

Unless she really is as stupid as she looks, she will know that the hierarchy of the EU have already told her thar Scotland can’t rejoin, so it would still be London wee Sturgeon would be running to with her hand out when it all goes tits up, as it most definately would if wee Scotland gained independence.

The old cunt should fuck off and boil her head, or lay herself doon and dee – or – better still – off to the Singapore Caning Room for 24 strokes across her bare arse.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs…

And seconded by Cuntologist:

Nicola Sturgeon

Sturgeon has undoubtedly been looking to Chairman Dan Andrews of Victoria for ideas on how to be a tyrannical lunatic.

She has put Aberdeen into full lockdown and Glasgow back on lighter restrictions for Coronavirus.

Lockdowns don’t work.

Scotland is in the grip of a mad dog along with a mad dog pack called the SNP.

A British-Israeli woman is suing EasyJet after the low-cost airline asked her to move seats on a flight from Tel Aviv to London. Why? Had she sneaked into a more expensive seat? Was somebody having a heart attack? No. Two ultra-Orthodox Jewish men refused to sit next to a female passenger and objected.

Melanie Wolfson had paid extra for an aisle seat on her flight but a Judaism-practising man and his son, who were sitting in the row when she arrived, asked Wolfson to move. Eventually a flight attendant moved her and offered her a free hot drink.

Wolfson is sueing Easyjet and is also asking that the píkey airline bans its cabin crew from asking women to switch seats because of their gender. Presumably it only happens when God-botherers are adhering to laws from books written by loony wingnuts in the Stone Age.

If EasyJet asked any ladies I know to move so two Father Abrahams could enjoy their Calf’s Foot jelly without any women or smurfs in proximity, I’d hope she’d tell them to fuck off. These Yíddish fuckwits can act however they want in their synagogues, wag their heads, have creepy Barmitzvahs, rant and rave with Goat Testicle soup dripping from their beards, yet in public they should attempt to act normally.

EasyJet are cunts for pacifying these circúmcised freaks and accommodating this cunty Hebrew behaviour.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

https://metro.co.uk/2020/08/28/woman-sues-easyjet-moving-seats-13190318/

NETFLIX again.

Netflix have signed “a major new deal” with Prince Halfwit and the Markle slag.

“Through our work with diverse communities and their environments, to shining a light on people and causes around the world, our focus will be on creating content that informs but also gives hope. As new parents, making inspirational family programming is also important to us, as is powerful storytelling through a truthful and relatable lens.”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54003296

Nuff said?

Nominated by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff 

…and seconded by General Cuntster (Deceased)

A re-visited, combined cunting is in order for 2 of ISAC’s most recently cunted, giga cunts; Netflix and The Markles.

Every media outlet in the world is reporting on the joyous news that Netflix has signed a multi year deal with the Markles. The details have not been disclosed, except to say it will be for the production of new and original material that is to be aired exclusively on the subscription network.

Netflix’s co-chief executive and chief content officer, Ted Sarandos, could barely conceal his erection when he announced:

“We’re incredibly proud they have chosen us as their creative home and are excited about telling stories with them that can help build up resilience and increase understanding for audiences everywhere.”

Did you ever hear such self serving bullshit in your life? Wait. It gets worse.

While Harry sucked his thumb, Meghan told the New Times; “Our focus will be on creating content that informs but also gives hope.” And despite Harry’s obvious confusion, the Mongrel Duchess droned on; “As new parents, making inspirational programming is also important to us.”

As an alert security guard ripped a pistol from the useless spare leech’s formally royal hand and thwarted his attempt at suicide, the oblivious social climbing D List Duchess continued with her drivel; Netflix’s “….unprecedented reach will help us share impactful content that unlocks action.

This type of exaggerated, self aggrandizement makes me puke!

In preparation for the upcoming marathon of moronity, Netflix recently debuted a trailer for the documentary “Rising Phoenix.” It’s about the dimwitted Duke’s one and only accomplishment…founding the Invictus Games. Which due to the Wuhan Flu Brouhaha, was cancelled last year, and whose future is in doubt as Harry is now somewhat less than royal.

Shit on a stick! This means the Dysfunctional Duo and their pretentious bloviating will not only be with us for the foreseeable future, but will be jammed down our throats by a fawning sycophantic press (as exemplified by the recently cunted Tom Bradby).

At any rate, my Phonywood contacts tell me that the first production is well under way as filming for “Harry Windsor and the Half Breed Cunt” has already begun. And a sequal; “Harry Windsor and the Secret of Hewitt” is in the early stages of development.

So there you have it cunters! A double barrelled shotgun blast to the cunt, for Netfux and the Duke and Duchess of Suckit.