I propose a full-on Hitler Jugend with a complete lack of self awareness cunting for these two ‘singers.’
Like me, you probably have only the vaguest knowledge of this pair of inbreds. Apparently they were in one of those singing show back in the zeros. I have never knowingly heard one of their songs and could have lived the rest of my life without them bothering me. Or vice versa.
However, in a sad Linekeresque attempt to be relevant with the kids (Rick Mayall RIP) this pair of bellends have advocated burning J.K.Rowling’s new book on, where else, Twitter….
https://twitter.com/planetjedward/status/1305834661281697792?s=21
Readers of my blog will know I can’t stand endless comparisons with Nazi Germany but what else is this but fascism?
I am aware that Rowling is not popular in this parish but freedom of speech is the foundation of all other freedoms. And when the fucking fuck did it become ‘right wing’ to support freedom of speech. Odin help me.
I wonder how many of the mongs calling Rowling’s book ‘transphobic’ have read it? Reminds me of The Satanic Verses shitstorm when I was at university. And if these twats buy her book to burn it, won’t that push it to the top of the bestsellers list and cause the publisher to print more copies?
Nobheads.
Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt
If they wanted to truly entertain, their only option is to offer themselves up for some twin testing, Mengele style. You could beat one with a claw hammer, to see if the other one could feel it, then drill his kneecaps out in a vice versa test. Of course, test til destruction.
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I’d like to insert a waiter’s corkscrew down their piss- tubes and pull it out whilst laughing at their pathetic screams.
Tweet that you candyfloss cunts.
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The picture confirms that they’d make a perfect addition to the modern bathroom; his and hers bog brushes.
Or his and his, or her and her, or they and them, or this and that
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Smells Fishy:
All pronouns covered there, your post gets full approval from “the community”.
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And now, live from Fox Sports – the main event!
A catchweight contest between Jedward, facing their fearsome and gamey smelling rivals Bob “Soap dodger” Geldof” and the Man god “save the planet but put put my hat on a private jet” Bono!
MC Fox will ensure fair play, Sir Fiddler will be at the door stroking his Holland and Holland and glaring balefully at the “forgetful pikeys” who have neglected to pay the entry fee..
Seconds out – ROUND ONE!
What the! Oh, oh – that’s terrible – who would have thought a large and aggressive brute would have beaten them all to death with a copy of Rowling’s latest toilet paper? Cover Grannys eyes!
And what is Sir Fiddler doing with glamorous assistant Arterton? My word!
It would be fair to say the evening descended into blood soaked farce – the last thing I saw before I scarpered was a large and feral hound dragging out a still live Jedward fellow for tea, and I feel confident in saying we will “not be welcome” at next years Liberal Democrat conference!
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Regardless of your views on JK, I have to say her ‘Strike’ novels are a cracking read, and the telly adaptations are excellent too; the fucking Beeb can get something right once in a while.
I can’t be alone in my view, seeing that the novel in question (‘Troubled Blood’) has rocketed to the top of the best selling list on release. Cunts like these make plenty of noise, but I’d say that 99.9% of the public couldn’t give a flying fuck what they think.
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In Rowling’s defence – she has a whacking pair of tits!
I’ve lowered the tone – off now! 😀
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There’s a few on here that would…
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…including me.
https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/11027267/236941105
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I’d love to spill my man fat over those luscious jugs.
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They say you can’t judge a book by its cover. Well one look at these cunts and i have no desire to hear their ‘music’ and even less to hear their opinions.
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I thought Jedward were dead.
Ah well. Can’t have everything, eh?
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These thick bogtrotting fuckheads couldn’t write a shopping list, never mind form any sort of intellectual opinion. These clowns had their fifteen minutes (as Warhol put it) and now they want another fifteen. So the coneheaded cunts have jumped on the virtue signalling bandwagon. I have no sympathy whatsoever for the cunt Rowling. She he has used and abused the woke agenda many times herself. But these two self serving Mekons are a fucking joke. Lowest common denominator Z-Listers that have zero talent and less brains than a grain weevil, but make out they have actual serious social and political opinions. Fucking nonentity cunts.
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I expect these hair style challenged cunts haven’t even read the book.
The same ‘logic’ applied would make Silence of the Lambs transphobic. What a load of shite.
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Dead right, Cuntologist . It’s the same with these cunts who weren’t even born at the time that say Rising Damp is ‘racist’ or The Professionals is ‘sexist’. Just knee jerk millennial crap from coloured haired Grauniad reading tosspots who think everything was terrible in the big bad 70s. Fucking woke cheeseholes.
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These cunts are still around???!!! Good fucking Lord! I had forgotten all about the utterly talentless, cringeworthy and annoying cunts until I saw their ridiculous gravity-defying melons on this noble part of the cyber world. Most disagreeable, I have to say. Anyway, their birthdays are imminent — maybe someone could give them a big surprise and bludgeon them with a steel pipe. Fuck off!
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These has been/never were pricks really make me wish that Jurassic Park was real. I’d take them there and throw them in the fucking velociraptor pen. Let’s face it, we all know that these eraser head motherfuckers are only jumping on the bandwagon for the publicity.
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These dick weasels were in the USA recently jumping on cars at a BLM rally. Sort of celebs that would sell their bowl movements to stay in the press due to lack of talent.
I’m sure JKR ain’t bothered because these cunts will have to buy her book before burning it.
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A couple of two bob talentless orish cunts , the only place I would like to see these two is under a moving bus ……
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Their arses must be raw after all that time sat on pencils!
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Two turds from the same arsehole, I hope that when this un dynamic duo suffer hair loss robbing them of their one source of identity they spiral into depression and take out a joint suicide pact posting it live on some wanky social media site.!
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These two gobshites are jointly ‘dating’ another set of twins.
Apparently, the ‘ladies’ are anorexic.
Two birds, one stone…..
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