I get a few calls a week from unknown numbers, I usually look them up on the inter web to see who’s trying to scam me or sell me something I don’t want. I just received such a call, didn’t answer and looked up the number as usual, the first comment was as below.

‘Ruined a good helmet tug, to make matters worse the ringtone alerted my wife who burst in on me. My dinners just gone in the bin and she’s wheeled off to spend a few days at her mothers. Bloody scammers ruined my life!!!!’

This has to be one of us surely?

To sum up cold callers are cunts but this bloke made me laugh, he should of answered the call and carried on tugging.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Cunts who wear sunglasses ( or any glasses ) on the top of their heads.

I have no idea who started this but their originality is lost in the mists of time. If you don’t want to wear them take them off and put them in your pocket or manbag or what fucking ever. We all know you think you are cool by doing this but you are just making a cunt of yourself.

Don’t get me started on the massive wankers wearing baseball caps with the glasses perched on the peak. You are beyond help mate.

(I cannot stand the cunts who wear baseball caps back to front. The brim is to provide eye shade you utter knobs – NA)

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Now I know a lot of older cunters wont like this (especially Boss Admin. Tread carefully, MNC! – DA).
They grew up with “big John” as a cowboy hero.
But John Wayne couldnt act. He could only play John wayne!
Think he died of dry rot he was that fuckin wooden.
I like westerns, but more a Clint eastwood fan.
John Wayne, the Duke?..
The hell he is.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

(Just so long as Boss Admin knows I had nothing to do with this – NA)

A bald headed cunting please for this slaphead windbag of an MP who has been a monumental failure at everything he has put his grubby hands on. But it seems Grayling could fall down Gaylord Adonis’s shitter and come up smelling like Alan Carr, since he has landed a £100,000 job for 7 hours a week:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/chris-grayling-port-advising-role-100000-money-a4549271.html

Obviously the less time he spends “working” the less damage he can do (in theory) and I don’t have any issue with anybody earning (provided they REALLY “earn” it) whatever they can get, but how can this shit be worth that much money?.

It’s not what you know, but who you know……

(ain’t that the fucking truth – admin)

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

A Woe Is Me, R U Disrespectin’ Me, Man? cunting please for prima donna getaway car driver Lewis Hamilton.

Very fragile little ego, our Lewis has. It seems a former racing driver Jackie Stewart isn’t prepared to bend the knee, and this upsets young Lewis:

https://www.aol.co.uk/sport/2020/10/12/lewis-hamilton-hits-back-at-sir-jackie-stewart-over-negative-com/?utm_source=spotim&utm_medium=spotim_recirculation

He should write to Mr & Mrs Hewitt so they can condole with him. His ego needs a boost.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs