False eyelashes are a load of cunt….
Don’t daft tarts know how cheap and tasteless they look with glaringly obvious fake eyelashes? These stupid peroxide permatanned slags with ridiculously stand out a mile black stick on eyelashes? They don’t look attractive in any way whatsoever… Fortunately Mrs N has lovely natural eyelashes, and she knows how to use mascara properly… Something a lot of today’s lazy arsed identikit slappers should learn to do, instead of sticking cheap and tacky shit to their orange tanned fizzogs… Cunts….
Nominated by Norman
I’ve given up with them. It’s just too much trouble fiddling about with them first thing in the morning.
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LOL. That made me chuckle over my morning coffee, Allan. Nice one.
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Fucking brill. Nice one!
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Have always preferred women who do not wear any form of make up.
No tattoos, piercings or shaved pussies.
Natural as the day they were born is my preference, always has been.
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If memory serves Willie, you too are rather sympathetic to ladies of an Oriental persuasion. As am I. My dear lady wife is half Japanese, wears no make up and is gorgeous without it. The locals where I live seem to apply make up with a trowel. Makes Mrs Yank a bit self conscious.
Unfortunately I have the eye lashes of a tart. They’re about a mile long, constantly brush the lenses of my glasses causing smudging. Drives me crazy. They’re not false, but they are a cunt.
What are your thoughts on Pinocchio to Manure? I’ve offered to drive him and Levy to Old Trafford myself. It’s the least I could do. Let’s make it happen!
Happy New Year Willie!
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Taken to Japan by my brother in law three years after I lost my first Mrs Stroker to cancer.
Had absolutely no thoughts of dating or remarrying.
My first night out in Sapporo saw th most beautiful girl I have ever seen (not the current Mrs Stroker) and from that moment smitten with Japanese girls.
Two years later I married a Japanese girl 12 years younger than me. Very different to any English girls that I have met, think it is fair to say I will never truly understand her, the difference in cultures is enourmous and at times completely insurmountable. Together for 16 years now, how we achieved that is a miracle.
Most of not all natural as the day they were born. All small trim bodies, thick black hair, dark eyes, no tattoos, no piercings, no tits hanging out, no pint drinkers, few smokers and all seemingly happy and extremely feminine.
No need for make up.
Regarding Spurs, bloody excellent, great to watch, playing exciting football. Really hope Pochettino stays but would not blame him if he decided to leave for a new challenge.
Happy New Year to you and Mrs Yank.
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Why would he want to leave though? Let’s face it – right now Spurs are a far better team than what United are and look a far more attractive proposition and its been that way for a while by this point. Nice to see Oil Money FC lose earlier as well.
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Only that Manchester United historically are bigger club.
I hope he stays and takes Tottenham as far as he can. He seems happy where he is, his players are playing better, more exciting football and are soon to move to a fantastic new stadium.
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I prefer my men the same Willie.
Men who shave their bodies are vain cunts.
Give me a Burt Reynolds anyday.
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Or a Brian Blessed?
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Esp. the shaved pussies, Mr S!
THIS is my idea of heaven;https://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/demi-moore-shows-her-big-hairy-bush
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Great find Ron. Made my day.
I’d gladly blow an entire year’s load in that incredible pussy!
Apparently Demi Moore is mad as a box of frogs so that would go well with me filling her up with a few hundred million of my tadpoles.
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Agreed on everything else but I don’t like a muff like a busted mattress!! Sympathetically clippered would be my first choice……
Fake eyelashes and trout pout are particularly unappealing! As is fake tan which makes the wearer look like a fucking oompa loompa …..
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Fucking hell Ron, you could find Bear Grylls and some North Sentinelese spear chuckers in that forest.
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And I be very happy for the chance to look, believe me!!
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I actually wore a set of these things for a fancy dress darts night . Famous women was the theme and mrs Cuntsville and my step daughter set about turning me into a grotesque version of Marylin Monroe. ( steady now Krav and Mince pie)
Fucking things kept sticking in my eyes. The accessory of Satan to be sure. The heels made my legs look great though 😉
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Bints wearing false eyelashes are asking for it… at least that’s what the Judge said.
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‘i like the natural look’ says the male online. 5 minutes later when the wife has left the room he is no doubt watching fake tanned, fake eyelashed, fake nailed and probably fake boobed and arsed woman on certain websites. 🤣
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Hamlet has a problem with it; ‘God has given you one face and you make yourselves another.’
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Better known as ‘cum wipers’.
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Cunting par excellence. All I can add is that I’ve never understood why women shave off their eyebrows then draw them back in with a fucking crayon. That’d be like slicing your wang off and drawing a pud on your belly.
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Very true, there are plenty of wantons round here who mistake their faces for a colouring book.
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Good cunting. They look fucking ludicrous, like a couple of bloody tarantulas glued to their eyelids.
I am shite with make up, so since I was a teenager, I have worn the bare minimum – just a bit of mascara and lippy. Now at aged 47, I have had to add some foundation to try to polyfilla in the cracks and cover the knackered as fuck dark rings, usually without much success, but hey fucking ho, the alternative is a bag on the head so who gives a fuck.
I think I am rapidly mutating into my Mother, as I look at girls these days, and the humongous amount of trowelled on slap they wear, and I am both amazed and appalled.
They appear to be wearing the entire contents of Superdrug’s makeup shelves.
I cannot fathom fake eyelashes, but what bamboozles me more so are those awful Groucho Marx eyebrows that so many sport these days. They look like they have taken brow advice from the fucking Gallagher brothers.
And the lips? What the actual fuck? They look like overinflated dinghies.
It is hard to see any kind of individuality these days amongst teen girls/young women. All of these bimbos look the same with their hair extensions, the eye tarantulas, the Groucho Marx brows and the lip dinghies.
They clearly have never heard the expression, ‘less is more’.
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