A golden dildo, strap-a-dick-to-me lez0-be friends cunting please for the unfunniest woman comedian on the planet please, for her suggestion that Brexit voters were “headbangers, zealots and quislings” and “deeply regretting” Cameron held the referendum in the first place:-

News story can be accessed: here

This woman is as funny as terminal cancer, the only time she thought she was being funny was sitting with her mates in the back row at school farting, the horse faced whore with her thick glasses (which she probably thinks makes her look brainy, but merely makes her look the thick four eyed ugly lezzie she truly is), is just a man-hating rug muncher. She should be locked in a cage with Cressida Dick and Anal-Ease Dodds – they should all be fed industrial strength doses of laxative and all drown in each others excrement. Cunt.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

I am the dark key cunt. Brown and proud and also middle class.

I went to school in a working class area (Holloway, N London in the 70s) and I can assure you that there was no white privilege there.

My parents owned their own home but I had mates in the 18 storey council blocks across the other side of Hornsey Road who I saw regularly. They came to my gaff. I went to theirs. No fucking issues.

I then went to a public school because the schools in Islington borough were shit. Class privilege, not white privilege.

I now teach my wonderful subject (Physics) to the kids where I now live. I am literally giving back.

As JTC would say, Get to Fuck.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

To some cunters on this fine site Jordan Peterson is a bit of a hero, a beacon of common sense and rationale in a world of down the rabbit hole lunatic woke madness.

Following his surprise YouTube announcement of a new forthcoming book, ‘ Beyond Order: 12 More Rules for Life’ next year, this was enough to send several staff at publishers Penguin Random House Canada into a SJW crying fit.

“He’s an icon of hate speech and transphobia and the fact he’s an icon of white supremacy…I’m not proud to work for a company that publishes him” blubbered one sensitive wokeflake at staff meeting with company bosses.

Except he isn’t, is he? They don’t like him because he calls out their lefty fascism, these bitter, intolerant, bullying, identity obsessed cuntwipes and their MSM and political quislings. I bet the cunts will happily publish any book on promoting transbenderism, white privilege or the benefits of socialism.

It seems trying to ‘cancel’ an author is the 21st century version of book burnings, and the cunts have the nerve to call us “Nazis”.

Nominated by; Liberal Liquidator 

(More here – DA https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8988903/Jordan-Petersons-daughter-says-crying-staff-Penguin-Random-House-Canada-fired.html )

Yuri is a bodybuilder and recently married his wife Margot.
Margot is fit as fuck!??
Perfect figure, nice features,
Looks a right dirty bitch!
Problem is Margot is made of rubber, shes a sex doll.

Yuri postponed the wedding due to chinky flu, then again when he got battered at a trans pride march, wearing a pink tutu, someone broke his nose and knocked a tooth out.

In Kazakhstan theyre not as progressive as us?

Now Yuri and Margot have gotten a new addition to the family, a dog.
I worry about this dog, I dont think yuri is safe to own animals?

He says hes pansexual, Im not sure what that is,
But if he marries a doll then hes capable of molesting a dog.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt 

(More here, if you can keep a straight face – DA https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/offbeat/kazakh-bodybuilder-yuri-tolochko-marries-his-sex-doll-margo-ng-b881736392z)

A 5th generation cunting for Sony for the deliberate frenzy created by carefully manipulating the supply to ensure it would not meet the demand for their new console.

Additional cuntings for people paying 3 x the RRP to get the fucking things on eBay, the cunts on eBay for exploiting the situation and finally eBay for allowing cunts to exploit the situation to the degree some people are flogging photos of their PS5 on the so called auction platform, some openly and some of them trying to fool the punter they are bidding on an actual console.

What a desperate fucking mess humanity is.

(We thought you’d enjoy an added dimension to the PS5 fiasco here – NA)

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit