A super duper mega two fisted cunting nomination for the chinless gormless dear leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Wales Mark Drakeford. Not only is this spunk bubble a nonce-siring, jizz gargling old senile fart whose got to his position through the back door by sucking as much red cock as humanely possible, content with wasting taxpayers money on nationalising services, even though his party cannot be trusted given their record in Wales with the beloved holier than thou NHS and raising taxes on people’s grog, but has used his powers (which, by the way have not been democratically handed to him by the people) to point score against Boris, doing different just to undermine the prime minister, letting the power turn his pinko brain to slush and getting drunk off the Ego boost from it!

For this hard left authoritarian clown (no one’s laughing though) wants to send Wales back to the dark ages with a punitive lockdown, with no science to back up his thinking, with ridiculous restrictions that curb people’s liberties for ‘the greater good’ (where have we heard this kind of dogma before kids?) And shut down the entire economy bar essential goods – going to the lengths of forcing supermarkets to ban sales of items such as clothes, yet sell fags and booze and scratchcards, in a move that will cost the Welsh economy £500 million pounds (and that’s if it’s not inevitably extended by him and his cabal of power crazed Marxists) and no doubt lead to hundreds, if not thousands of decent hard working people who are working their bollocks off to make ends meet losing their jobs or their businesses and benefits no-one with the punitive rules, apart from the government’s idealogy of envy and greed forcing more people to be reliant on the state and for the state to gain even more power and right to scare-monger, control and bully the people of this nation.

Give it a few years and these bunch of clowns will be demanding independence (no doubt crying the nasty English plundered all its resources, even though England basically funds the entire UK and enforcing that Gobbledy-gook they spout on pobol y Cwm on a population that almost exclusively speaks English, apart from half a dozen druids in Fishguard and some old lady in Rhyl), calling to reopen the mines to fund it (good luck doing that in today’s health and safety world, where it pays to go on the dole, getting Geraint from the Rhondda away from his state funded semi detached, his 42 inch plasma with sky games, his baccy and beers and the food bank feeding him so he can spend his loot on the latest games console and down the mine, and good luck trying to sell that, or what’s left of it in an increasingly post industrial world) and increasingly turning Wales into even more of a third rate backwater state than it actually is!

The worst thing is though…. The Welsh are actually thick enough to buy this anti-english, anti-tory hate rhetoric (even though socialism in Wales has a rich history of success, right? Education, living, health and economic standards are through the roof of course) to vote these jokers back in because ‘we’re not Tory scum, and they’ll pay our benefits!’

Nominated by: The Cuntinuity Candidate 

The British Army Museum deserves a nomination. Having done some ‘research’, they have come to the conclusion that the soldier buried in the tomb of the unknown warrior in Westminster Abbey was probably white, because of “racial bias”. Yep. That poor soul, who made the trip from France to the UK in 1920, was chosen because he was white rather than black or Asian. Of course, it never occurred that the actual reason he was chosen to be interred at the Abbey, was because the vast majority of the soldiers on the Western Front…WERE FUCKING WHITE!

I am sick of this fucking woke, navel gazing bullshit infecting the British military. The Army have just spent a small fortune hiring “diversity” experts. And they have concluded that if the British Army wants to be the best in the world the future lies in….Feminism. I shit you not. What a bunch of cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

and seconded by: Sgt Maj Cunt

I want to second QDM’s cunting. A mate of mine who still serves in one of the three Armed Forces has been asked to form a team to carry wreaths at a Remembrance event that will be televised. Being a vain cunt, but also good at drill, he volunteered his services. He was told that, from above, only dar quays and females need apply. So despite having volunteers (of the wrong hue), departments at his unit have been ordered to nominate individuals that will keep the BBC happy. Because those individuals are being voluntold against their wishes, they are throwing sickies to get out of the practice days.

He is also collating a list of volunteers to collect Poppy money in a large city. Funny old thing, no uniform wearing dar quays have volunteered for that either.

Nearly all the BAME blokes and lasses I served with were top notch. For example, the Infantry is bolstered by the fearsome Fijians. But BAME service personnel are a minority for a bleeding obvious reason – we are a predominantly white country!

Elton John is a cunt, isn’t he.

The chubby, old queen has collaborated with the makers of Barbie to create a doll that replicates his famous style.

“A jacket with striking rainbow colours, flared trousers and platform rainbow-coloured heels”

What, no specious “I’m ashamed of Brexit’ or “I’m not a Stupid colonial imperialist” tee-shirts? Psh.

It also has a purple bowler hat and pink sunglasses, capturing the odious has-been’s most immediately recognisable looks.

Is it just his clothes the Barbie will wear or will she have that daft Sturgeon Legohead? At least that’ll be authentic Elton John: Tufts of artificial doll hair drilled into the cunty scalp.

I thought when it said, “replicates his famous style” it meant the doll would be involved in a grubby celebrity brown-love threesome whilst simultaneously clutching an Elton John Barbie doll Super Injunction.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Thanks to the combination of these cunts, I suspect our Jellyfish of a PM will do a screeching U-turn and allow the starving children of the country free school meals during holiday time.
Wales and Scotland have unilaterally decided to do this, piling the pressure on Boris to act likewise. Sturgeon has, of course, done this to win votes. Well, love, I’m registered in Scotland for voting purposes and, for the same reason, already pay 41% tax to your tin pot government. I don’t see why I should pay a penny more for the feckless.

Due to Rashford and the MSM, when I travel to London I expect to see scenes out of Dickens or Hogarth: bare footed, emaciated children begging on the streets, Death hovering over them. No, instead I see little cunts in the trendiest Nikes staring into the latest twatphone. When I shop in Asda, the fat trailer trash we are to be so concerned about push around trolleys overflowing with food.

The MSMs narrative is only going to get worse as Christmas approaches. Fuck off. And fuck off Rashford.

Nominated by: Sgt Maj Cunt

Rishi Sunak and his chums are cunts.

Greater Manchester has been under tier 2 restrictions for months, with no additional financial support. London goes into tier 2 and less than a week passes when a huge financial package of assistance is announced.

This after quibbling over £5 million, with ‘ King Of The North ‘ Andy Burnham , another cunt.

On top of this dollop of Magic Money Tree cash, comes another huge wedge ( over a billion ), for Transport for London. No expense spared for our glorious multi cultural capital eh ?
What Rishi and chums are actually doing here is rebuilding that Red Wall.
Well done, you soft cunts.

Nominated by: Jack The Cunter