“US fast-food chain Taco Bell is removing lettuce from its menu in some states after investigations found it could be linked to an outbreak of explosive diarrhoea caused by a parasite”
I’ve never liked lettuce and can’t see the point of it,furthermore I’ve always suspected that it causes the shits and luckily the boffins at Taco Bell Laboratories have proved me right,again.
“Do not eat food items with shredded iceberg lettuce from Mexico served at Taco Bell locations in Indiana, Kentucky, Michigan, Ohio, and West Virginia,” the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) said..
Which just goes to show lettuce,particularly Yank lettuce,which appears to be from Mexico thus adding to the problem,is a cunt.
Although the evils of lettuce have only recently been proven by the eminent scientists at Taco Bell,we should all be grateful for their pioneering work in this dangerous field.
I’ve also heard rumours that some kebabs have lettuce in them but Taco Bell have so far been silent on whether this can also cause explosive diarrhea.
Any suggestion that lettuce has caused Lord Siddique Khan to look like he has just been dug up has been refuted the Green Party.
Be On Your Guard.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Lettuce is beyond boring,
its nobodies favourite food,
its the Cliff Richards of the kitchen.
Onion? yes please!
tomato? OK
but never Lettuce.
as for a taco I’ve never had one and never will.
I expect its spicy as fuck
and within minutes my tummy would be gurgling and id be pebbledashing the ceramic throne while sweating and moaning in displeasure.
Lettuce?
shove it up your arse.
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Really Americans eat lettuce..
The beeb have some cheek, their whole output is explosive diarrhea.. with some pedophilia thrown in..
I imagine taco bell is infested with the sort of staff that think now wash your hands, is a suggestion .
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I’d have thought that as lots of Americans get diarrhoea they’d have learnt how to.spell it by now.
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👍
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If the Yanks are so concerned about the potential risks of eating lettuce, why don’t they just change to a Scottish diet?
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Mexican lettuce is probably a bit spicier.
they love spicy shite them Mexicans.
spicy shite, massive hats, donkeys,
but never badges.
badges?
we don need no stinkin badges!!
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Scottish salad?
Also known as chips.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/iP_LTDggATU?is=l3DWGbFRLGd0mT_R
badgers
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Better than that ozempics slimming drugs for fat fucking idiots.
Double lettuce salad,the japs have it for breakfast.
I rest my case.
Good morning.
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Doubt the ho’s down alabami,kuntucky,lowesheeana,et al are concerned about 🥬 looking at the mounds of whale blubber that they carry…hey Chantelle, yo want dat dozen creme duhnuts with a side of 🥬..waaaaat girl yo not herd about de sheits yo cun get, lordy my my..😩
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The fat yanks can shove their “lettuce” where the sun doesn’t shine
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We’ve no need to worry here.
Saviour Andy will ban sales and consumption of lettuce.
In fact, his politburo are currently working on a government approved menu for all of its citizen comrades.
Andy’s favourite pork scratchings may not make the list though, for fear of upsetting the peaceful community.
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The hamshanks are the parasite. Wish they’d take up another language to destroy.
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