Dead Pool [181]

Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who correctly predicted the actor Geoffrey Palmer would be next to die aged 93.Palmer had a long career but is perhaps best known for his roles in Butterflies and As Time Goes By.

On to Deadpool 180:

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My picks (Shaun)

Leslie Phillips
Rush Limbaugh
Gerd Müller
Dai Davies
Glynis Johns

Pips Bunce


A non neutral cunting for Pips Bunce, yes.

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=pips+bunce&qpvt=pips+bunce&form=IGRE&first=1&scenario=ImageBasicHover

This absolute cunt is actually a bloke and is some bigwig (blonde bigwig) at a city firm, who identifies as gender fluid and non-binary, which are both identities within the ‘trans umbrella’. Bunce apparently has always been open and ‘out’ both professionally and personally. Bunce chooses to express as either female or male, dependent on ‘their’ preferred gender expression for a given day.
An active proponent of the firm’s diversity and inclusion activities and has worked with the mainstream media, including naturally Al Beeb to highlight the trans bullshit agenda.
Seems like this cunt is just another weirdo who likes dressing up as a woman, a transvestite by any other name.
No doubt will also be promoting the upcoming ‘Trans Awareness Week’ which itself can be included for a nomination here.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Jihadis


Ah well. Another day, another Islamist atrocity.
The Mayor of Nice, Christian Estrosi, has stated that there has been ‘a terrorist attack’ at Notre Dame basilica, with three people dead, one almost beheaded. The Mayor has reported that the suspect repeatly yelled ‘Allahah Akbar’ before being arrested. What a surprise.
The French police had better keep the cunt responsible very securely under lock and key. Oh no doubt the usual wallies will be out with their candles singing ‘Kumbaya’, but I suspect that many in France would like to arrange an unofficial necktie party for the culprit asap.
We truly have allowed a cancer to live and fester among us in the West. For this we owe a debt of gratitude to the liberal elites who have encouraged this to happen over many decades, without bothering to ask us if we actually wanted the ‘benefits’ of ‘enrichment’. We’ve also got to accept our own share of responsibility for the situation, simply for sleep-walking along and allowing it to happen to our countries.
No doubt that there are many more of these vile lunatics living under the radar all over Europe, just waiting for the word to creep out of their holes and cause more carnage. Jihadis and their sympathisers and supporters are pure filth. They will show us no quarter.
I wish that I had an answer to this accursed problem, but I fear that actually, it’s now far too late to find one. We’re stuck with this abominable curse, but hey, don’t get too angry or outspoken about it, or it’s likely that you’ll be accused of ‘hate crime’ and ‘Islamophobia’.
Dog help us.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Comrades in Farce


In these dark days of Covid-2020, when we’re in need of a bit of a laugh, it’s nice to know that we can depend upon the Labour Party to lift the mood of the nation.
The Equality and Human Rights Commission has found ‘significant failings in the way the Party has handled anti-Semitic complaints over the last four years’, and has damned ‘a lack of leadership within the Party on these issues’. Former leader Jeremy Corbyn also stands accused of ‘political interference’ in the complaints process.
Needless to say this has prompted another outbreak of good humour, comradely love and unity within the ranks. Catweasle has popped up to claim that ‘the scale of the problem was dramatically overstated for political reasons’. He went on to state that this was done by his opponents within and outwith the party, and (of course) by the meeja.
Failure to retract his comments has led to the leadership suspending him from the party, ‘pending investigation’. As Jezza’s supporters rally round to condemn the suspension, it’s odds on that a new bout of back-stabbing and bitter recriminations will now erupt as Labour’s on-going civil war continues.
HM’s Opposition? You must be joking. What an absolute bunch of useless, self-regarding, navel-gazing tossers. They just can’t help themselves, but it’s great entertainment. The Labour Party; it’s the gift that keeps on giving to grateful cunters everywhere.
Let’s keep that red rag to a bull flying. Let’s keep that Momentum going.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Borat


Warning anti semitic content!

Yeah the geeky Jew playing peek-a-boo. That’s all it it. See all it is getting at white western Christian culture. But its subtly done. Where is Borat from? Supposedly from an east European country with a history of antisemitism. Thick see, backward.

He got stupid thick rednecks (in the first film) in America to sing about ‘throwing Jews down the well’. Success!

He gets dupes to slag off Jews in this new film

He has slagged off Trump of course recently to keep his liberal credentials. But he will secretly love Trump for recognising Jerusalem as the Capital of Israel.

He has pranked Rudi Juliani. Nearly entrapping into a sexual encounter.

Horrible for me. Another one which sticks in my mind (from the first film);when he took his own shit or something in a bag and the woman said later that it had a detrimental effect on her and her business.

What the fuck does he care. The world is just up to take the piss out of.

Going back to that peek-a-boo thing. It was always that feeling for an old antisemite like me- that were being played. That we’re being laughed at.. That were being used.

Just to wrestle this back a bit and to finish. Ali G was good because he started out duping everyone. But with Borat he found his his best character where he can expose latent antisemitism. But in way he does it it just confirms a fear that some of us still have about The Jews. Namely that what you see is not what you get.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

…and seconded by Piss Poor Film Exposure 

I nominate ‘Borat 2’ and its has-been, one trick pony Sacha Baron Cohen for a cunting of epic proportions.

Mr Cohen, I honestly thought you’d put the mirthless, over reliant on catchphrases past behind you! You fooled me temporarily by demonstrating actually acting well in the Netflix series ‘Spy’; I enjoyed that, no wokeness and entry demanded a certain amount of cerebral effort from the viewer. As stimulating as Netflix output gets…

However, after ‘watching’, nay, enduring two thirds of ‘Borat 2’ I was ready to put my foot through the TV. Jesus, where do I begin to highlight how Godawful this soi disaster ‘film’ excrement is.

Unfunny woke illiberal Liberal jabs at Trump… tick aplenty.
Cynical ‘it’s okay I’m Jewish’ piss taking of Jews tick.
Dressing up like a cunt, see above, tick.
Lacking in any self awareness, wit or plot to speak of tick.
Cash grabbing resurrection of a crap character tick.
Hello Amazon funding in the millions tick. Greed tick.
Being about as funny as a terminal illness diagnosis tick.

Borat, the cunt playing him and the cunts that bankrolled the film are uber cunts of colossal magnitude.