People on TV who wave their hands about when speaking.
Why does everyone on TV feel the need to wave their damn hands about when they speak?
Is it because they are puppets and an out of sight assistant is pulling their strings?
No – they are told to do it (especially politicians) by body language “experts” who seem to think it emphasises the point the talking heads are trying to make, and it gives them a change from their usual deflection tactics when refusing to answer questions – “You know, er, so, the thing is” etc.
It is a relatively recent thing but it sends me barking mad STOP DOING IT FOR FUCKS SAKE – WE ARE NOT CABBAGES AND DO NOT NEED VISUAL AIDS TO ACCOMPANY YOUR LIES!
Feel better now.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

A leaky boat, oh what a lovely oar, cunting please for this bunch of halfwitted do-gooders, who, following a trip to Davy Jones locker for a quartet of illegal immigrants yesterday, calls on Britain to make immigration from outside the UK easier for anybody who doesn’t feel like being in the Navy Lark:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-54715864

Surely this country has seen enough uncontrolled immigration.

C4C want to send a “wake up” call – they are the fucking cunts who need to be woken up – preferably with a heavy duty water cannon.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

…and seconded by: Sick of it 

A seconded cunting following the W C Boggs on Care4Calais.

The BBC rolled out the wettest fucking bitch I have ever seen to plead for the UK to take more migrants…. now to be fair to the BBC presenter she did challenge the silly cow.

The wet cunt said these people have connections to the UK and they wouldn’t attempt the crossing if they weren’t desperate.

If they have genuine connections to the UK they can apply through normal channels and as for making the dangerous crossing, it’s THIER responsibility and everyone knows they do it because they are confident they will be escorted across by French and British coast guard.

On this occasion (Dunkirk) it all went wrong and now the libtards are looking for someone to blame, guess who will be in the frame, yep the UK government.

These cunts are in France, they are the responsibility of the French, either process them and keep them or send them back to where they came from.

The French blame the UK because we are a Magnet for the migrants, well that is easily solved, Priti and Boris just need to say anyone crossing the channel will not be allowed to stay in the UK under any circumstances and other than the fucking woke cunts the great British public will back them all the way.

I’m having my daughter to stay with me this week for half term. Don’t see her as often as I’d like as she’s in Southampton and I’m in Bristol.
She’s 13 and is doing fine at school by the sound of it. She always gets good reports and does her homework diligently. So what’s the problem you may ask? The problem is that she knows Jack shit about fuck all!
Now don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t expect her general knowledge to be anywhere near the level of mine but she couldn’t tell you which city the Eiffel tower is in, who the Russian president is or which river runs through London. You know, £100 type questions on Who wants to be a millionaire.
God knows what they teach them at school these days although you’ll be unsurprised to hear that she seems to know all about slavery. I’m trying to keep her amused and busy this week but any spare time she has is spent staring at her smartphone or tablet playing online games with her friends.
Some of you may be familiar with the Einstein quote;
“I fear the day when technology overlaps with our humanity. The world will only have a generation of idiots”
Don’t know how Einstein managed to predict that happening 100 years ago. Apparently he was quite a clever bloke!
One could argue that general knowledge is a waste of time these days as any fact can be found in about 30 seconds flat with the smartphone in your pocket. You could also argue that there is no need to know where the Eiffel tower is. Personally I would argue that that’s bollocks.
These morons are going to be running the country in 20-25 years time. Be scared! Mind you, they probably couldn’t do a much worse job than Boris and his bunch of that’s!

Nominated by: Cupid Stunt

When I first saw this term, l thought forest fires had started ripping through Snowdonia or the Brecon Beacons. Then I realised it was being used for the 2 week lockdown which we in England would call a circuit breaker lockdown.
At the time of writing, we’ve now reached the ridiculous position of police checks on the ‘border’, stopping people from leaving or entering for ‘non-essential journeys’.
What’s so fuckin’ ridiculous is that Gloucestershire police are assisting these buggers by carrying out their own checks. WTF has this got to do with English police?

The Welsh government has stopped people from buying ‘non-essential goods’.
Picture the scene: a Welsh policeman pulls up a motorist crossing into England.
“ Good day Sir. Would you mind stepping out your car and opening the boot?”
Motorist: I don’t do drugs, officer.
PC : It’s not about that Sir. Please open that bag.
Motorist : unzips a hold-all and takes out items of clothing.
PC : Can you explain to me what 30 pairs of socks are doing on your person?
Motorist : I didn’t know they were an illegal substance Officer.(note – they should be in my case.)
PC : You say you bought them from Tesco in Pontypool? They are classed as a non essential item and I have no choice but to fine you £100 on the spot.
Motorist : Pays cash and PC pockets cash for the annual Christmas ball.

What a fuckin’ load of nonsense. What a load of cunts circuit breakers and the Marxist Welsh government are.

Nominated by: Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt

Sympathy for the Queen having to see this list of (mostly) cunts on a weekly basis. I invite ISAC correspondents to further embellish my descriptions in your customarily humorous and perceptive way.

IMPORTANT NOTE : Two word limit; three for that Uber cunt of the century Blair.

Notice how things really started to go relentlessly tits up after Supermac and with brief exceptions it’s been downhill all the way.

Churchill. Colossus. Winner
Macmillan. Witty. Cool
Eden. Lost Suez
Hume. Interim Nobody
Wilson. Slimy Devaluer
Heath. EECs patsy
Callaghan. Shifty. Strikebound
Thatcher. Principled. Competent
Major. Edwina’s sextoy
Blaircunt. Zealot. Antichrist.Warmonger
Brown. Dour cunt
Cameron. PR consultant
May. Overpromoted Backbencher
Johnson. Isn’t Corbyn

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt