The Queen’s Prime Ministers

Sympathy for the Queen having to see this list of (mostly) cunts on a weekly basis. I invite ISAC correspondents to further embellish my descriptions in your customarily humorous and perceptive way.

IMPORTANT NOTE : Two word limit; three for that Uber cunt of the century Blair.

Notice how things really started to go relentlessly tits up after Supermac and with brief exceptions it’s been downhill all the way.

Churchill. Colossus. Winner
Macmillan. Witty. Cool
Eden. Lost Suez
Hume. Interim Nobody
Wilson. Slimy Devaluer
Heath. EECs patsy
Callaghan. Shifty. Strikebound
Thatcher. Principled. Competent
Major. Edwina’s sextoy
Blaircunt. Zealot. Antichrist.Warmonger
Brown. Dour cunt
Cameron. PR consultant
May. Overpromoted Backbencher
Johnson. Isn’t Corbyn

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt 

Box-ticking Batwoman


‘Holy hooters Batman; you’ve got er…breasts! Are you *gulp* one of those *cough* transexuals now?’
‘You oaf Robin! Ah ain’t no man, ah’m a woman, and these babies ah’m packing into this incredibly tight costume ah all mahn!’

Well it had to happen. The latest Bat-themed caped crusader to maraud around the mean streets of Gotham is *gasp* a woman.
(Box ticked).
Ah, but in the first ‘season’ of the ‘Batwoman’ tv series, Batwoman was, er, white. Now for ‘season’ two, she’s black.
(Box ticked).
She has a new costume, because the production team thought it important *quote* ‘to emphasise that Batwoman is a Black girl’. (her skin colour and hair wouldn’t have been enough to tip the viewer off to that one?).
(Box ticked).
Not finished virtue-signalling yet though. Batwoman is an ‘out an’ proud’ lesbian.
(Box ticked).
Still not finished. Batwoman is played by (wait for it) bisexual actperson Javicia Leslie.
(Box ticked).

Gosh but Hollywood just loves to show off its ‘right on’ credentials these days. Does anybody know when ‘woke’ Batwoman is due to air here? I can’t wait to see how they fake up our heroine parking the Batmobile perfectly.
(Box ticked).

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Cinch [2]


Cinch, an internet second-hand car company. I know fuck-all about them, but, I’ve seen two seperate adverts that sent my blood pressure dangerously high. Both mixed-race couples, of course, but the bit that sent my BP over two hundred systolic was that plastic, porcelain-toothed ultra-cunt Rylan Clarke-Neal. For the sake of my health, I must, in future, turn over when it’s on.

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt

The Football Association (FA)


The FA are cunts.

They are bringing a ‘diversity code’. The Football Leadership Diversity Code aims to tackle ‘racial inequality’ in the English game. It also hopes to increase the number of female coaches in women’s football. ex Chelsea plodder, Paul Elliott, head of the FA’s inclusion advisory board, says the new code will “hold football to account”.

In doing so, the clubs have to agree that:

15% of new executive appointments will be from a BAME background, with 30% female.

25% of new coaching appointments will be BAME and 10% of senior coaching appointments.

50% of new coaching appointments at women’s football clubs will be female, with 15% BAME.

Shortlists for interview will have at least one male and one female BAME candidate, provided applicants meeting the job specifications apply.

Which basically means a job will be got or offered based entirely on skin colour and not on ability. And anyone who argues will be ‘racist’ and against ‘progress’ and ‘diversity’.

Elliott said ‘What really inspired me to create the code was a comment from Raheem Sterling, when he said he looks up to the directors and senior leadership and doesn’t see people like him’.

First of all, what rule says they have to look like Sterling? And why is it wrong if they don’t? Wanting BAME superiors? Is that any different to Hitler wanting an aryan master race? Secondly, it is laughable. Elliott is quoting Sterling, yet little Raheem is employed by Arabs: a gulf state fascist regime and he happily takes their money. Virtue signalling hypocritical pull the ladder up cunts.

Nominated by: Norman

Queen Mary University, London


For this exercise in selling your country down the river. No, cancel that. In giving your country away.

https://www.qmul.ac.uk/ihss/news/items/urban-strategies-for-undocumented-residents.html

Pencil-necked academics conferring on (in order)

1. Failing to police illegal immigration
2. Making the illegal immigrants welcome, while
3. Preventing any attempt to kick the immigrants back where they came from…
4. Giving them jobs in preference to legal residents, with
5. Free healthcare (they’re undocumented; they won’t be liable) and
6. Education, also paid for by the unfortunate *documented* citizens.

And I quote, reluctantly, for the benefit of anyone who thinks that QMUL might be apolitical:

This event will provide a platform to draw connections between the political economy of cities, the security practices at the heart of contemporary racial and colonial capitalism and the migration apparatus. In paying close attention to the messaging, practices, and tactics enacted by these organisers, there is much to learn about both the nature of the contemporary capitalist security state as well as how it might be possible to contest it.

I have never before seen anything as blatant as this in mainstream academia. The system is not only rotten, it has necrotising fasciitis and cabbage root fly.

Sweet oriental bird gives her opinion of QMUL here, for light relief:
(And what kind of light relief would that be long time? – NA)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmYBOtPpzbA

Nominated by: Komodo