Normally, I enjoy the French getting abuse but for once I am on their side.
The French took exception to one of their teachers having his head sawn off by a goat fucker . France is a secular country and promotes the right of citizens to voice opinions. Stating this reasonable position has caused a number of less than civilised nations to slag the Frogs off and urge a boycott of French goods.
The list of those nations makes interesting reading-
Turkey? Well, your attempts to join the EU will be vetoed.
Kuwait? Is this the same Kuwait that begged the Frogs to help the USA,U.K. etc to evict Saddam Hussein back in 1990.
Pakistan? The eternal begging bowl nation! Indian may well find itself being offered cut price Exocets.
Bangladesh Desh? See Pakistan.
Yes, there are some really short sighted nations who will regret being cunts in the near future.

Nominated by: Guzziguy

Keith Richards is a cunt.

Apart from being the most overrated guitarist in history and his smack habits almost ruining the Stones, Keef is another cunt championing Black Lives Matter. When asked about the BLM circus, the human skeleton said the following:

‘It’s about bloody time. I mean, in this country [the U.S.], things are coming to a head. That’s the way it is. You got to deal with it. It’s difficult for me to talk about it, because I am not an American. I live here, I am in heart and soul, I am one of you, but I can’t interfere. I’m like Putin, I refuse to interfere in your electoral process.’

That’s all very well. But Richards and his rock star ilk don’t have to live with gangs and criminals on their doorstep. His pregnant wife wasn’t threatened at gunpoint by Saint Chicken Floyd George or someone else just like him like that poor woman was. And any word for the people (including a black police officer) who have been murdered in the name of Black Lives Matter? No, didn’t think so.

And he’s never got over Brian Jones being better looking and more talented.

Nominated by: Norman

Witches are cunts, aren’t they.

‘Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble‘

It’s difficult enough being president, fighting impeachment, having ‘Big Tech’ censor the opposition but allowing rumours thrown at you, whilst simultaneously battling for re-election. Trump now has to face a new foe: Witches.

No, this isnt a Harry Potter gag or a Halloween jest. Witches who oppose President Trump are planning to cast a “binding spell” on his administration. This is nothing new. Witches have been trying to cast spells against Trump since his inauguration in 2017. This one was on 25th October.

It’s the 21st century. Psh. Witches.

People who pretend to be witches think they look sexy like that ‘Bewitched’ blonde from the 1960s or those ones Jack Nicholson ploughed in Eastwick in the 80s, though in reality they resemble the Wizard of Oz green-faced one, the warty Disney ones, Hazel McSturgeon from Rentaghost, or Theresa May.

Incidentally, The Witches is an imaginative Roald Dahl book that was made into a film in the 90s and has now been re-made with a more “diverse cast” as well as that irritating, grinning, one-trick pony Anne Hathaway cunt.

Fuck people who think they’re witches. Just because you have long hair, live alone with seven teeth and six cats, cackle insanely, don’t bathe, and like purple, it doesn’t mean you’re mystical; it means you’re an ugly, unkempt cunt.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Don’t usually suggest a nom but im going to!

Barack Obama

I’m getting fed up of this prick to the back teeth ^always kissing bidens arse and knocking the DONALD.

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH THESE HAS BEENS IN UK OR AMERICA WHO HAD THEIR TIME AND FUCKED IT UP!

FUCKING ANNOYING OVER OPINIONATED TWATS.

Nominated by: Anne frank 

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum – a well deserved cunting for a septet of “asylum seekers” who were so full of self entitlement that to boost their claim – there doubtless criminal claim – to asylum they went mob handed with guns and locking the crew up, and threatening them with violence. Luckily their fucking tricks were ended by a brave group of special officers and they have been handed over to Hampshire Police, who, even now are probably giving them Bovril and sympathy:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-54687379

How on earth can scum like this be allowed to remain in this country? (though I suspect they will) – if they get away with this behaviour there will be numerous copycat attacks. Think of the rubber boat bastards who even in lateOctober are invading this country, Scot free (the past week has been a record)

Being at sea in late autumn waters is no picnic, these men should be able to go about their work without violent motherfuckers like these “stowaways”, however romantic and sad it will seem to the woke cunts who will doubtless plead with the authorities to let the “plucky” little bleeders stay. They should have been dumped in Davy Jones locker, that would have taught them, and sent a severe warning to any other swine hoping to emulate them.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

..and seconded by: Ron Knee 

A walk the plank cunting for the latest batch of gimmegrants to arrive on Blighty’s overcrowded shore.

Oil tanker ‘Nave Andromeda’ left Nigeria on 6th October bound for the UK. At about 9am on the 25th, the captain issued a ‘mayday’ alert, saying that seven ‘asylum seekers’ had been discovered, and were threatening the crew.

The good news is that after a standoff of some hours, the SBS was despatched, and the wannabe pirates were subdued in short order. The bad news is that the cunts are now enjoying board and lodging, and medical attention no doubt, courtesy of Joe and Jane Taxpayer. Any possible attempts to send them back where they came from will now be frustrated at every attempt by fat cat, ambulance chasing lawyers.

Pity the SBS didn’t just throw the cunts overboard and have done with it. Oh, and the ship was at sea for about three weeks. Isn’t it all a bit of a coincidence that the stowaways only seem to have been discovered, and the alarm raised, once the ship was well into UK waters? Yeah, right.

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