are a cunt.
Speaks for itself, really. I just spotted it for the 2nd time in a short while … and as per link rule am attaching the story, though NOT to belittle the dead woman… who was described as Sergeant so & so in the opening sentence in the link ; but died NOT ever having been referred to as ‘Sergeant’ while alive. So, what’s the point?
‘What a lovely gesture’, some cunts might proffer.
What a twee, easily distracted species, I’d counter.
Reading between the lines of the account of how she came to be ex-alive, I suspect there may not very much of ‘The Sarge’ in the pine box.
So this promotion, then. Just a variation of using ‘passed away’ in lieu of ‘dead’ so everyone involved feels a little better? .. Like how what used to be called ‘death notices’ in local papers are now called ‘family notices’.
Keys-jangling for the lesser-thinking?
Anyways. Surely this nommed behaviour is only an army thing. Wouldn’t it look silly if some assistant manager at a McDonalds choked to death on a Big Mac, and they posthumously promoted him or her to ‘manager’ before the funeral?
Odd.
Nominated by Cuntemall.
A mere Staff Sergeant?
Pfffft.
Jason Arday will be promoted to Emeritus Professor Field Marshall by the end of the month.
He was on the cusp of inventing a perpetual motion machine, solving nuclear fusion and discovering the answer to the ultimate human query:
Why is it that, no matter what you do, where you do it or what time of day you do it, why is there always, without exception, some pathetic dawdling spastic getting in your fucking way?
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Morning Thomas.
Great minds !!
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Ho ho, I figured many cunters will get in quick with this Arday fellow; like a selfish jerk, I wanted to be the first!
Morning Jack…are you and Ethel doing anything fun this weekend?
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They’ll probably give one to that University Professor that’s just croaked.
‘ Taken too soon. Would have been a black Einstein in another six months ‘
Good morning.
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Does the posthumously promotion come with a bigger pension or life insurance payout.. if not its just lip service..
Jason Arday has been posthumously promoted to black jesus. Tough luck stephen Lawrence..
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Morning Baz.
You’re thinking along the same lines too.
Spooky !
Isn’t it ?
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Morning jack.. the leftie outrage on Twitter is delicious today..
All us right wing, white supremacists killed the poor misunderstood fella..
You just know the premier league will be taking a knee for him..
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Sootıes can pay a bigger lip service than other races.
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I suspect it will be a big funeral. Local businesses in the vicinity should start boarding-up now, to be safe.
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Has Jason taken out DEI as well? Bring back meritocracy instead. Have the simians chimped out yet?
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I’m looking forward to Bliar being promoted posthumously to Satan.
And sidekick Campbell being promoted posthepatically to Satan’s Little Helper.
They’re both dragging it out though. The wait is becoming tiresome.
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I wonder if Campbell’s still on the sauce Geodie?
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Arday College, Cambridge (formerly Jesus College) is running a posthumous promotion on Sociology degrees – buy one get one free.
Open only to deaf, blind, mute, illiterate simians and Sasha Johnson.
And for another £50,000, the Chair of an invented Social Studies non-subject.
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Those positions are already taken, GT.
For lest we not forget Peter Mandelson, Mandy, is the Prince of Darkness and Cliff Richard, The Antichrist.
𐕣⛤𓃵
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So is Jason Arday the new Pope?
Grand Poobah?
Education Secretary?
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Apparently, you can`t say 🆀🆄🅴🅴🆁 without ending up in moderation.
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Poofter will be enough.
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I moderate my language with ARSE BANDIT.
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None of my business to know. It should be kept to families only. Especially if they are cunts.
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