Jurgen Klippity Klopp is a huge cunt.

Not content with bleating on about how football needs 5 substitutes this season, despite rarely using more than two of his allotted three in most matches so far, he then went off on a disgraceful rant after Liverpool’s game with Brighton on Saturday where he blamed the interviewer and BT Sport for their injury problems and singled out Chris Wilder as a ‘selfish individual.’

I want managers to speak their mind and all but there’s no excuse for singling people out like that.

https://youtu.be/PnYeGrJhHX4

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun 

Yes, it’s that gobby flabby wanker again. I suppose you could cunt this bellend daily, so what is today’s reason?

He’s been having a pop at celebrities that flout Covid rules regarding the gathering of people, including Lawrence Fox for having dinner with friends, and pop slapper Rita Ora for having a birthday bash in some boozer.

Now, I imagine there are those hysterical fuckers who will agree with him for jumping on the poor worn out beast that is his high horse, and maybe they are right.

However, Morgan tweeted recently how proud he was of his son attending a BLM rally in London, where social distancing was nowhere to be seen.

Fat hypocrite wannabe shock jock cunt.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/piers-morgan-proud-son-attending-22140546

Here we go again – Wee Krankie, Nicola Sturgeon.

Have just listened to her being interviewed and must admit she is the most reasonable sounding deranged loon I have ever come across.

Scottish covid deaths and a far worse record than England – nae bother even though she waited at every turn to see what England would do and was entirely responsible for measures taken.

Independence – Och Eye the noo. Thriving jock economy. No mention of currency or what the thriving jock economy actually is.

Scotland joining EU. – Och Eye the noo. Nae bother and see you by the way, there will be no harrrd border with England, their biggest market. So there wont be all the fucking posturing as with the Irish borrrrder then? Nae bother, by the way.

The Scottish people must hae their democratic right tae determine their status. (Again. After a once in a generation vote)

The fucking jocks deserve this demented harridan. The sooner they fuck off to the sunny uplands of the EU the better. They can all go au pairing in Bulgaria.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Really confused as to which country I’m actually living in lately.

I had a message on my so-called ‘Smart’ TV the other week to re-scan it to get the latest channels.

I duly did this and whether by some sort of coincidence or otherwise, since then it appears that just about almost every single presenter, newsreader or advert participant is a ‘person of colour’!!

WTF is going on in this world of ours?

Nominated by: knobrot