(I could have used a header pic of a grubby London chav giving it large, innit, but opted for this lady instead. Thus giving you a good excuse to look very closely at the text on her t-shirt and not feel guilty about it – DA)

Uttered by turds who want to emphasise something but lack the lexical variety. Locked and ready to be gobbed at any moment. Repeated over and over like a simpleton’s Tourette twitch. By contrast, does it mean that when this shitty cliché ISN’T said, the speaker IS lying?

Notably it’s pronounced by London chavs in a weird Yorkshire-type accent rendering the hackneyed drivel even odder: “Ah ain’ gonnah laaa tuh-yer, broh!” Sometimes it is married to a gang sign hand gesture as if fresh from a Baltimore ghetto.

This seems to be as popular as the hackneyed “to be honest” , a nervous twitch that begins many a sentence, especially with foreigners/pîkeys/bumpkins. Again, does it mean a lack of honesty when NOT said.

Another modern phrase, another stab in the heart for intelligent discourse, another grating ear-worm, another trite saying uttered by fatuous, automaton-like shit-gibbons

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Yesterday (Monday 9th October), Major gave a speech in which he basically called the UK a tiny, shitty, irrelevant nation, who will fade into obscurity once we fully leave the EU. Apparently, we make up only 1% of the world’s population. Yes, but we are the world’s fifth largest economy. This from one of the WORST Prime Ministers in British history. This is the cunt who signed the Maastricht Treaty, which effectively created the EU.

Major is one of the most insanely fervent of remainers, and his speech smacked of sour grapes and foot stamping. It was pathetic. It was childish and immature, but then so are remainers. He ended the speech by demanding a referendum (these fuckers are obsessed with them. Which is strange, considering they were against the referendum in which we got to decide whether to leave the EU or stay in) to decide to whether to accept or reject the final outcome. Fuck off, four eyes. The decision has already been made. You’ve delayed and obfuscated for four and a half years. You and the other traitors have lost. Accept it.

Major and the other Britain hating shite sacks are currently calling on “President” Joe Biden to punish the UK for daring to leave their precious EU. They may get their wish. Being of Irish descent, Biden is known to hate the UK, and has been photographed with both Gerry Adams and a leader of the IRA. He’s also pro-EU. Though what the fuck our membership of the EU has to do with that dementia riddled old cunt I don’t know. In my view, ANYONE who calls for the UK to be punished over a democratic decision not only isn’t British, they are a traitor.

And let’s face it, these days Major is more famous for having an affair with Edwina Currie, than he is for his time in Downing Street. Its’ over, Major. the UK is an independent nation once again. And despite your Quisling like pronouncements, the UK will do VERY well. If you don’t like that, you’re free to jump on a plane, and fuck off somewhere else. Believe me, you will not be missed. You weak, pathetic elephant sized cunt!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

(And here’s some nice backlash – DA https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1358640/brexit-news-sir-john-major-latest-speech-social-media-backlash )

When it comes to the dead pool, I’m careful to pick people whose passing I can genuinely rejoice if it gives me a win. Only real cunts will do, not just some random old fucker.

So, today should have been a good day, as a long standing favourite of mine died a miserable death in hospital.

But no! What should have been a day for the whole country to rejoice that a truly despicable piece of murdering shit has finally done the taxpayer a favour and is off to a better place; up a fucking chimney, has been soured by fucking virtue signalling.

Initially it was Yorkshire police, who apologised for some of the language used during the hunt for the ripper, and the suggestion that sex workers (prostitutes in old money) are less of a loss to society than ordinary women.

The the dreaded BBC joined in, with with Jeremy Vile interviewing some feminist harpie who stopped short of saying the police actually murdered the girls themselves, and said police at the time telling women to stay at home to stay safe made them even more likely to be raped and killed by men who they lived with.

Peter Sutcliffe RIP (rot in piss).

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

… and seconded by Another Cunting Mess 

Rip Peter Sutcliffe, a world renowned cunt.

This despicable excuse for a human being has just died in prison of Covid 19. Judging from the MSM response you’d think Jesus Christ had been put to death again!

This man was a cunt of the highest order, a cold blooded killer of women who should be forgotten about not glorified as a different news item from the fucking virus.

Get a grip you MSM CUNTS.

Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, has been moaning that “it’s never been more hard [sic] to be a Muslim” because of Donald Trump.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/11/10/khan-its-never-been-more-hard-muslim-because-of-trump-claims-prez-bullied-him-faith/

Has Unhappy Richard (Sad Dick – geddit?) ever realised that he has a hard time being a Muslim because so many of his fellow Muhammedans go around blowing up and beheading other people?

Doesn’t he know that the Orange Man called him a “stone-cold loser” because he is the worst Mayor of London ever (in a pretty shabby field) and he is a stone-cold loser?

Perhaps he would find it easier being a Muslim if he fucked off and became Mayor of Islamabad. We certainly don’t want this cunt here.

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt

I saw this bunch of cunts on the tv news this morning, 10th November.
They are a bunch of fuckwits in the Derbyshire town of Belper, who moo loudly from their windows or in the street as a way of relieving the ‘stress’ of lockdown.
Some of these cunts dress up as cows or wear cow masks.

This cuntery was initiated by some ex teacher called Jasper (can’t remember the cunt’s surname) and who looked like a right cunt himself with his stupid long floppy sideburns.

Apparently he did this with his class at school and found that it made them all happy, or some such shit.

Is this sort of cuntery found anywhere else, or is purely a British thing?

Nominated by: mystic maven

(More here – DA https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-52252003 )