We have had a spate of suicides off the Humber bridge recently. The footpath has been closed to pedestrians and cycles. This has lost us a great amenity and bracing walk, which is a shame.

Local news (BBC Turnip TV) interviewed a man who lost a son to bridge suicide who said ‘something must be done’ Very sad but what on earth can be done? The bridge is a huge piece of engineering which cant just have 2 metres of chain link erected. Even it it could there is nothing to stop someone jumping into the carriageway. Or simply jumping in the Humber from the bank.

And what of the Humber, Trent, Ancholme and 100s of lakes in the area? Cover them over? Fill them in? Close multi storey carparks?

Something must be done is the usual cry when someone else has to be blamed.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

https://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/news/grimsby-news/wife-grimsby-man-who-tragically-5266813

Cunts who keep dangerous dogs are cunts, bare with me on this one guys and girls, as a dog lover myself I can say dogs are great.
I have a Jack Russel who is brighter and more fun than most 20 year old these days, what I mean is the knobheads who have pitbulls and the like.
You know the types who if they could afford one would drive an Audi, walk around with the left hand down the pants adjusting the giblets, spikey collar, the mutts name is probably called Tyson and it’s his bodyguard, this usually means said owner is a drug pusher or that much of a cunt he needs constant protection Harry Halfwit style, without the protection a beating looms largely.

Anyway I’m getting side tracked, what got me onto this was and 85 year old with dementia was attacked and killed by 2 such cunt dogs that attacked her in her own garden and killed her after getting through a hole in fence.
Now why do people feel that they must have these kind of fuckers that can do something like this, in this case the dogs need to be put down and the owner needs 10 years for man slaughter.

I really hope this cunt gets what he deserves, no punishment is to harsh for these fucks that keep dangerous dogs, if it was a rattlesnake at least it’s only the owner that dies and that’s OK by me.

(Should I find a link for you then? – NA)

(on this occasion no piss-taking comments about the header pic please – DA)

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14533938/dog-attack-dragged-neck-rowley-regis-gran-dementia-dead-pitbull-dogs/

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

…and on a similar note, this from Andrew Davenport

I nominate clueless cunt dog owners.

Cunt: “Oh my dog won’t hurt yours, it is friendly.”
Translation: “My dog is going to tear your dog apart. It has done it before. It will do it again. The law is on my side. There is nothing you can do about it!”

A friend’s dog, who is a schitzuh, got attacked by a husky, and the owner just watched with glee. The schitzuh has the biggest heart, wouldn’t hurt a fly, and is loving.

A pox of biblical proportions on cunt dog owners. They need putting down just like their dogs.

… and then there’s this from  Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Getting Bitten By Your Best Friend….is a Cunt.

I recently spent time and money refurbishing a saw that wasn’t going too well…stripped and cleaned the carb,new diaphragm,new gaskets,,plug etc.

After spending half an hour pulling the cord (and my pluck),it still wasn’t right and I had a meltdown….chucked the thing across the yard and then set on to give it a fucking good kicking.

The hounds all retreated as I screamed like a banshee and began to teach the errant machine a lesson that it wouldn’t forget in a hurry…unfortunately my main Hound thought that we must have cornered some new type of trespasser and decided to give me a hand administering a sound thrashing to the offender….alas his excitement got the better of him and as I delivered a steel-toecap kick to the now rapidly disintegrating Husqvarna,

He mistook my thigh for the miscreant and sank his teeth..This was when my problems really started…He’s got a bit of Staffy in him and has a set of jaws like a fucking crocodile.

My howl of pain only seemed to convince the Hound that the trespasser was getting the better of the argument and he should rescue me by applying a bit more pressure to what he apparently believed to be a surprisingly foul-mouthed Rambler. He only let go when I remembered his stop-word and he realised just why I was apparently slightly irritated at him.

The problem is that I couldn’t blame the Hound for a bite-mark that looks like something Jaws would inflict…once we both calmed down and explained our behaviour to each other we came to the conclusion that it was all the trespasser/chainsaw’s fault and so finished it off with a sledgehammer before chucking the bits on the scrap-heap and retiring to lick our wounds…me more so than The Hound.

Right, I’d like to start this off this cunting by saying that I’m a mad’un. Tried to top meself a couple of years back. Didn’t work, got put on a course of anti-depressants and told to lose weight and stop drinking as much, which I have – since then, happy days. (Good to hear. Well done, mate – DA)

Thank you, NHS – Dr. Takar, you’ve been a ledge.

Anyway, this fucker Alex George – the appointed Mental Health Tsar by The Court Jester of Cunting in No. 10 – is making my piss reach critical mass levels.

First up, the goggle-eyed cunt was on Love Island. Yes, he’s a GP, but he’s a GP within that leviathan that needs beheading (the NHS), so he’s got a martyr do-gooder complex. That said, he seemingly wanted to help the mentally ill. That looked a decent move.

Oh, before we talk about Mental HELFF, don’t forget that he shouted at a lass on Love Island for not fancying him, apparently. That’s the sign of a stable chap, right?

Nah. Since King Cunt put him in charge of mental ‘elf, he’s gone ape. “Dr” Alex is now flogging bath bombs on Instagram saying “MEN LIKE BATHING TOO” – no shit, cuntchops. I like to wash, like every other civilised person this side of äfrikå.

What really annoyed me, was his saying that the National CUNT Service need a pay rise, whilst he’s asking his legions of followers on Instagram – who, undoubtedly are dripping like a fucked fridge at the sight of this bell and his appearances on ‘Lorraine’ – which car he should buy next, because nothing says “man of the people” like a TV doctor who’s got an £80k BMW SUV and is moaning that he sold his £120k Audi sports car.

Get in the sea, you fucking charlatan arsehole. I hope one of your bath bombs fizzes up your arsehole and makes you shit yourself.

Nominated by: Cuntonius Lituanicus

(More info here: DA :-

https://www.winsfordguardian.co.uk/leisure/showbiz_news/19193601.dr-alex-george-need-take-break/

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/young-covid-dr-alex-george-love-island-b1818004.html )

I would like to nominate ‘The British’ and their fucking foreign holidays for a long over due cunting.

First things first…. Covid came to the U.K. by some Doctor cunt who had been skiing in the Alps. Why the fuck people who live in a cold, damp climate would pay to go skiing and get cold and damp is completely beyond me. Pretentious Toynbee-esque cunts of epic proportions. The crowd bemoaning the lack of a ‘break for the mountains’ can go and suck a bag of pretentious dicks.

The second is the ‘summer hollibobs’ cunts. You have just sat on your fat lazy arses for the last 13 months and you expect us to believe you ‘need’ a break in the sun? I travel extensively for work and this last year has been a joy to travel with out hoards of these mouth breathing knuckle draggers and their cunt kids clogging up air ports.

The IQ of the average British holiday maker rapidly diminishes the closer they get to an airport, Which is why check in and departures always look like a scene from the walking dead.

99% of these cunts do fuck all at work so the notion they need a holiday is fucking laughable. Do us all a favour, stay at home. Doing nothing and going nowhere is under rated. It’s you holiday cunts that brought Covid you selfish fuckers. fuck you and your holidays, stay the fuck in the U.K. until this shit is over, pricks.

Of course, I realise that as ‘a Traveller’ it sounds hypocritical cunting people for moving about the world, I work in cargo shipping and have done for almost 28 years, and as has been beautifully demonstrated by Ever Given, this is what happens when you have third world monkeys running large, and vital cargo ships. It’s my job to keep these cunts in check and the work list has been doubling in the last 10 years thanks to these Mickey Mouse cunts.

Nominated by: The Captain

Online egomaniacs are cunts.

There’s (apparently) a certain music sharing service where users (allegedly) are supposed to share files (ISAC in no way condones illegal downloading blah blah). Anyway, some fucker refuses to share a file that’s they’ve listed and when someone tries to download, it they get ‘File not shared.’

If they’re not willing to share stuff, then what’s the fucking point of being on there?
This dickhead was asked why this was the case. What he replied with was both hilarious and staggering. He said ‘It is polite for people to ask permission’.

The response was asking if he actually wrote, recorded, or performed the song in question or if he owns the rights to it. And it was quite obvious he didn’t, as it was a rare track by a very famous band.

So he was then asked why someone should have to ask permission off him for such a thing. The dummy was spat out and this knob started going on about ‘respect’ and ‘manners’. He was then called a cunt and the person was then ‘banned’ from this tosspot’s (own words) ‘select list’. The response was ‘Banned by some twat who doesn’t share stuff anyway. Oh, that is a blow’.

It’s the same with cunts who ‘copyright’ or watermark photos on ‘their’ websites when they weren’t even born when they were took and they don’t have any rights to the material in question. These cunts also want people to ask their ‘permission’ just so they can say no to them about something they don’t even own or were never part of.

Some cunt did this with some photos of Syd Barrett. Never took them, wasn’t even around when they were took, but the prick acted like they owned them and wanted Floyd fans to kiss his arse and ask him if they could copy them. These same fuckers also want people to thank them all the time.

Thanking someone – if deserved – is good manners, but it is also an individual choice. Yet there are cunts who put files online, then they sulk like babies and throw a massive strop if they don’t get ‘thanks’ enough. Who do these cunts think they are?! Talk about self importance.

As Rick in The Young Ones might say ‘Blimey! Give ’em a computer and they think they’re Hitler!’

Nominated by: Norman