A double cunting for the two fuckers that have wrecked the past week for me.

First Tesco Bank. I’ve been banking through them for the last 9 years but apparently this counts for two thirds of fuck all as they sent me a great big fuck off letter saying they’re closing all their current accounts by 1st November. They’re keeping their savings accounts going and I’ve got one of those too so if they insist on giving me the finger then guess what? You ain’t keeping my savings account you cheeky fuckers.

So now I look for a new current account. Step forward Martin Lewis (ISAC passim) who tells me that First Direct have excellent service credentials and are offering £100 as an incentive to switch to them. So I do. Then the fun starts.

First you have to download the fucking app which is an experience in itself. Then you have to set up telephone banking without which you can’t use the app. Now the security setup for the app and telephone banking are not the same. Different user names, passwords, security questions, the works. Fuck knows why. I can only assume it was written by an illiterate inconcontinet monkey because it’s so full of shit.

So I set up telephone banking and then try to initiate the app. Error code FD999T. I scan Google to find out what this is and why but nobody seems sure. So I have to ring their help line. After 45 minutes in the queue on a chargeable call listening to a repeated message telling me how busy they are – we’re all fucking busy, mate – I get through to a helper. I get the standard answer. Delete the app and redownload it. Funny but after 30 years in the IT business I never thought of that dear. Oh dear. But I do it again anyway while the idiot – sorry. Helper – is still on the line. Oh look I say, error code HK1. Oh says the idiot. That’s not on my list. So they delete my profile and we start again. This time it works. Halle-fucking-luyah!

All is good. Then the app crashes. It won’t work at all. So I delete it and reload it. Guess what? It lost my digital access code that I need to be able to use the app. How do I fix this? You guessed it. Back on the telephone to the help line. 50 minutes later, another somewhat more helpful idiot who manages to salvage my setup for me.

Now I go away to set up the web based banking system. Oh for fuck sake! I have to use the app on my tablet to generate an access code to allow me to log in on my laptop. Apparently the digital key can only reside on a single device, in this case my tablet. Which fucking genius thought that was a good idea?

Then the last straw. I need a savings account in the same bank because of the way my wife and I split our money. Our dosh goes into the savings account and is paid unequally into the current account to pay the everyday bills. Simples. Only it isn’t.

First Direct let you open their products using the app. Except they don’t offer all of them and the one I want is one of them. I have to ring up to do this. But hang on, there’s a chat function on the app, so I try that. The reply? You’ll need to telephone us in order to set that up.

So having lost the will to live at this point, I decide that they can stick their bank where the sun don’t shine. I message them. “I want to close my account” “No problem. Consider it done. Have a nice day”

Interestingly they make no attempt to find out why or persuade me otherwise. The first thing they’ve managed to do effortlessly for me is close my account. I guess they want to keep their £100

Fine by me. The bribe isn’t worth the hassle so I’m off to give Barclays a try because I’m still forced to find another bank.

Watch this space…

Nominated by: Dioclese

I’ve just happened upon an appalling homophobic video from a Ugandan pastor at a local residents’ meeting of sorts.

I’m sure other esteemed cunters will be just as appalled as I was. I know we like a good laugh on here at times, but sometimes something like this appears and needs exposing as the appalling standpoint that it is.

Watch the video you don’t get to see poo poo being eaten, don’t worry.

Shocking stuff for all of us progressive types on here.

https://youtu.be/euXQbZDwV0w

or this one https://dai.ly/x2uug1b

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

A full blue and gold flag cunting please for a bearded cretinous arsehole who thinks, though he voted Leave in 2016, that the referendum was “stolen” from him:

Brexit Voter calls for 2nd referendum and wants to remain

At the time the little cunt voted to leave – now he wants a second referendum, to join the Euro AND subscribe to a European Army.

It begs the question – how much has Soros, or Adonis or Mandy paid him to make such a 180 degree turn?.

The motherfucker claims he will never rest until a 2nd referendum is offered, so he is singing from those poofters hymnbook

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

As amusing and accurate as a lot of the comments are, and they are, isn’t it seriously time to have a boycott of all the media, picking on individuals is easy as several notable ones make it all too easy for us.

The whole London-centered TV, sports, ad agencies etc etc point the finger whilst doing very little to initiate real change, they want all of the woke/BLM stuff to carry on and on and on because they all get paid, often stupid fucking amounts, to sit on their often talentless arses, and virtue signal/accuse us white brits of, honestly I don’t really know what but it seems we’re the ones to blame.

Even those black actors who benefit from being put in front of a camera, in ridiculous situations, to advertise products made by a company owned by rich white man should see something is wrong.

I don’t know how much room I have to vent my feelings, I suspect there isn’t enough, but until we actually do something, like really fucking kick off, this country is certainly going to be no place for old white men, the white men who are descendants of those who won the two world wars and one world cup.

I realise we have no platform for even reasonable discussion, the capital-centered media gravy train is so out of touch with the rest of the country as to be both very annoying and very frustrating. I personally find myself getting angry day on day with headlines of brave young fit well paid/extremely overpaid slebs who can’t hack it but get lauded for letting people down.

The media, much like the government, does not exist for the benefit of the many, nor does it represent the many. Cannot someone with more energy and more savvy than me start to right these wrongs cos there’s only one way it’s going.

I personally would leave this country tomorrow, restrictions or not, it’s a very different country from the one I was brought up in and I genuinely feel I would be happier and maybe even prolong my life anywhere but here.

Finances make this highly unlikely, or lack of, and unfortunately I’m not one of those people who will openly beg on the social media. I’ve made the best of what I’ve been given, I’ve never asked for anything that I’m not entitled to and I’ve certainly never whinged although I’ve certainly got more grounds than a lot of the folks I read about.

I say let’s stop targeting individuals but I realise that is the crux of this website, having said that, even Jeremy Clarkson has, in this morning’s paper, had a fully justified pop at king cunt. Thanks for listening.

Nominated by – Keith Hall

Former PC Winston Roderick (header pic), who is a born again Christian and pastor in a local church where he conducted a Sunday Service, said he was discriminated against by several of his colleagues whilst working for South Wales Police.

His colleagues took the piss and called him Father Ted apparently. The cunts. Typical workplace banter to most but not so to a humourless born again cunt. So he went to tribunal for religious discrimination and of course, Mental Elf.

His case was dismissed by the tribunal.

But, consider this (as Michael Stipes once said)

What if:
Winston Roderick was Iqbal Aziz and referred to as Bin Laden by his colleagues? It would be clear cut hate speech and Islamophobia.

What if:
He was a raving iron and called Julian Clary or similar by his colleagues? Clearly shirtlifterphobia and a hate crime.

Double standards that discriminate against British culture. We may not be Christians but by fuck it is what makes us who we are and is being chipped away by right-on bullshit.

If taking the piss out of Christians is allowed then so is taking the piss out of an evil philosophy or sexual deviants. ( Deviant as in not the norm in case the moderation kicks in))

Mocked Former Cop Losing Discrimination Claim

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble