Hello Detective Taggart.

Glasgow wimminz police are stupid cunts, especially this wimminz police cunt.
Apparently, a WPC in Glasgow called her station to report that she was being followed by a drone.

The silly bint was reassured that the drone she was shitting herself about was in fact JUPITER.

What daft cunts police are these days.

“It was only after a drawn-out “pursuit” that she sought help from senior officers, who told her it was Jupiter – some 365 million miles away.”

“A police source said: “The story is the talk of the steamie at her station. Nobody can quite believe it. She was very alarmed and spooked that she was being followed by a drone.

“Everyone was quite concerned so you can imagine the red face and embarrassment felt when it was pointed out that the bright light following her was a planet millions of miles away.”

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/police-officer-followed-by-jupiter-24554188

Nominated by – Cuntington Smythe

A nomination for satirist/ salty establishment puppet Jonathan Pie.

He fancies himself as a bit of a Chris Morris but has nothing to say that challenges any orthodoxy of anything.

His most recent video is a rant linking the loutishness in London with the racist abuse directed at the three players who failed to score penalties. Since then it has emerged that most of the actual racist abuse was posted by foreign trolls. This didnt stop Pie having a big rant and a sneer at the English working class.

Pie is for the dweebish petot-bourgeios crowd of rootless ‘nowhere men’ and dumb-as-fuck students who clap like seals to David Mitchell’s panel show rantings and watch QI for conversation fodder down the pub.

They think they’re part of an intelligentsia but really just thick little lefty bugmen. The same tiresome sort of weakling who worships the odious Stewart Lee and now irrelevant Charlie Brooker. None of them would last 5 seconds against the football fans they despise, or against their mentally unstable fat girlfriends who are frustrated that they’ve settled for a beta male.

Pie and his bugman chums should remain in the coffee shop where it’s safe and pretend to be feminist allies, the creepy little fuckers.

Priceless Football Rant

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Emmanuel Macaroon, aka Budget Blair, aka Poundland Napoleon, deserves a cunting.

This odious little shitweasel has announced that from early August all French people will be required to have ‘Covid passes’ in order to use public transport, go shopping or do practically anything else.

Yes, fuck medical freedom and the right to choose – if you want to live a normal life and do even the most basic of activities in France now you need to have the brand new, experimental drug or else.

If one needed any more evidence that France was going down the shitter, this is it.

Macron Declares Covid Pass Warning to France

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun

A little bit odd maybe this cunting because I am going to , in the first instance try for an Anti cunting. Yes that’s right, initially I would like to anti – cunt Ruth Dudley, the author of the article :- link below.

https://www.newsletter.co.uk/news/opinion/columnists/ruth-dudley-edwards-weak-people-have-let-woke-anti-racist-bullies-thrive-3281359

It is in my mind an excellent riposte to the sod all to complain about generation who just can’t stop complaining.

If in your wisdom this is not permissible then I would like to cunt the permanently offended privilege cunts that fill higher education establishments with their idea’s of all that is wrong with the western world, (not that much really) woke, cancel culture cry baby all whites are racist shit for the fucking bullies that they are.

Either way they are cunts. And in my mind Ruth Dudley puts their nonsense in its place. Anti cunt Ruth Dudley.

(We thought long and hard over this, but decided to go with the latter. But thanks anyway – Day Admin)

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

The younger cunters on these hallowed pages might not know what im on about, but a “Ratner” is a colloquial term for making an error of judgment named after Gerald Ratner, a low grade jeweller who made a joke that pretty much said he only sold cheap cràp,

My Ratner moment came 18 years ago at a family wedding here in Blighty where I asked my cousin who the “blik” gentlemen was, and was he doing Zulu dances for the entertainment,

She said no that’s my son in law, married to my other daughter,

Lady Quimson scuttled off for a fäg and left me high and fucking dry to get nasty looks and comments from some of the other guests,

I have yet to be invited to any other family weddings, but I hate that branch of the family so ain’t missing much,

Have any of my fellow cunters had a “Ratner” at any time, it would certainly make me feel less of a stupid cunt!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

Ratner Gaffe Lives On