Stand by for a quick burst on the BBC banjo as I bring you news of Wireless 4’s latest contribution to culture – a man of such stature that chief swot Melvyn Bragg must be shitting himself to acknowledge he didn’t make the discovery.

I refer, of course, to a man who makes T.S. Elliott sound like Pam Ayres – the great George:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/2hLJQLNMk0DXLKx5Cy769JW/producing-a-podcast-during-a-pandemic

George is a person of colot, and he seems to have cornered the market. Forget the old fart from Barnsley who used to be Wireless 4s pet poet. You can certainly forget John Betchman with his Joan Hunter Dunn (“how glad I am, sad I am that you won”). No it’s George for the Portland Place intellectuals these days, a man with that drippy effnik innit voice, who drears on, oblivious to sense or scansion in that monotonous disinterested, but hey man, how fucking clever I am innit, voice.

If this cunt is a poet, then Diane Abbott is a towering intellectual. Why the dim bastard can’t see he is being patronised, I can’t iagine, but I suppose it helps pay for the naughty African Woodbines (allegedly).

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

(Here’s an old nom from 2019 about him, and nominated by Mr Boggs: Day Admin George Turns Down MBE)

Why yes it was tough being a 7 year old in Iraq.

Stolen valour is when very sad boring people pretend to be military veterans. They want attention or to impress people despite not serving a day in their life.

Picking up mismatched clothing from various branches online they often beg for money or ask for discounts. Some of the sad bastards even wear fake dog tags. They know nothing about serving and disrespect everyone who ever did.

Short version they’re utter lying cunts who are pretending to be something they could never achieve . Thankfully they get confronted by real ex military people who call the frauds out. They also buy medals off ebay to impress people.

https://youtu.be/uOuL3Xv-lNI

Nominated by – Lazybiscuits

Typical Bitchute user.

For many years, some people would post a link to YouTube as ‘evidence’ of some ridiculous claim they were making, and to them it seemed better than any peer reviewed or reliable information available, usually because it fed their paranoid delusions.

But lately, Youtube has been ruined. Not by those fucking adverts that are there mainly to bore people into signing up for their premium, ad free service, but because of those pesky fact checking fuckers.

For years, the internet has allowed anyone to say anything about anybody, without a shred of evidence to back up their claims. The printed press and what is now labelled the ‘MSM’ have to by law provide concrete evidence of any accusation against an individual or organisation if it is going to make claims that are in any way damaging.

As it should, because if you are potentially going to ruin someone’s life or business, you need incontestable evidence of what you are accusing them of. Some people are thick, read a headline and make their opinions on that, and even if the person is exonerated completely, they will utter shit such as ‘there’s no smoke without fire’.

Enter the new platforms bitchute and brandnewtube, which look like budget versions of YouTube, and seem toe catering exclusively for the tinfoil brigade. I clicked on a link or two to see what was being given in ‘evidence’ of some kind, and it’s just rubbish.

The promoted content that surrounds the video was all the usual suspects, Pier Corbyn, Vernon Coleman, and other agitators, who I was going to refer to as loonies, but they are making money out of their shite.

Money. Yes, that’s a big factor with the whole conspiracy industry, as that is what it has become, and the 3am loners and stoners can’t wait to shower these bullshitters with cash.

Nominated by – Gutstick Japseye

He’s watching Tears for Fears – Everybody Wants to Rule the World and getting ideas.

This degree is in my view responsible for more misery, chaos and ineptitude on a nation wide (even international) scale than any other academic course ever devised.

PPE at Oxford is known as the degree course for aspiring prime ministers. It’s widely regarded as a route to power for aspiring politicians and a course on which to obtain the connections necessary to successfully mount Disraeli’s “greasy pole” (which is not what you’re thinking of). PPE is deliberately designed to turn out group thinking elite politicians who all look the same and think the same and then unleash them on an unsuspecting public in order to fuck up the country.

PPE is masterminded and taught by soggy liberals like Professor Vernon Bogdanor. Bogdanor said that his ablest pupil was David Cameron. And take a look at the list of politicians that took PPE at Oxford – David Cameron, Yvette Cooper, Ed Davey, Analeise Dodds, Alan Duncan, Damian Green, Philip Hammond, Matthew Hancock, Jeremy Hunt, Peter Mandleson, the Millipede brothers, Rory Stewart, etc.

Notice the pattern? All woke liberals. All ineffectual politicians. All unable to deal with Brexit or stemming illegal immigration. All loving the foreign aid budget. All out of touch. All cunts.

Guardian Link

Worse paper link

Nominated by – MMCM