Ladies, Gentlemen and Don’t-Knows, please charge your glasses of Babycham and Iced Pansy water, to toast the latest MP to gather up his skirts to leap aboard the Tranny wagon, his frilly panties and black suspender belt flashing as he so goes.

This time it is roly-poly Conservative (!) MP Jamie Wallis who claims he was raped last year and blackmailed, because he is a member of the Eddie Izzard Appreciation Society – and to crown it all, he had a car accident and ran away (gathering his voluminous skirts around him, no doubt):

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-60925885

The House of Commons will be a complete Goon show if this goes on.

Mrs. Shufflewick for Prime Minister (*)

(*) What you don’t remember “Workers Playtime”? It was only 1959.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

City of London council need to be nominated for forcing workers to take part in an equality and diversity board game called Equally Yours.
It costs the council, no doubt passed on to tax payers, over £12,000 for four sessions of this ‘game’, all of which must be overseen by a ‘facilitator’ who is probably a bearded soy boy or a blued haired harridan, who charges up to £1500 per day.
Each group of players must play for either two hours or an entire day.

This nom also includes AKD Solutions, who devised this piece of cuntery in the first place, It’s a good money making scheme for them, until / unless the council wakes up and tells them to fuck off.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10653859/Council-chiefs-blew-12-000-taxpayers-cash-woke-board-games.html

Nominated by: mystic maven

Victoria Coren Mitchell is a cunt, isn’t she.

Intelligent, sexy, charming, funny, fair, modest, are all adjectives nobody would use to describe this tart.

Jimmy Carr does a gag about Hitler killing poîkeys and Coren defends him; a bloke on GB News makes a joke about that Iranian “journalist” and Coren wails like an amputee.

“Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe is Iranian for ‘ungrateful’ ” said GB News’ Leo Kearse. Not a bad gag and something you could say regardless of whether the whingeing ex-prisoner was French, Norwegian, or Brazilian.

Not for this aloof bitch who called it ‘wayy-ciist’ and tediously banged on about it on social media. Coren, best known for her condescending voice, her dull gameshow, and chuckling about thickie Brexit-voters on Radio 4, visted Zaghari’s husband while he was on a hunger strike. Incredibly, he survived the terrible ordeal.

Yes, yes, she’s got an ample pair of tits but that doesn’t exonerate this spoilt bitch. She and her portentously dreary husband seem to be obsessed with GB News and its viewers. It’s almost as if the BBC creates these condescending, haughty, woke cunts in a laboratory.

Metro News Link

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

I think I have found the ultimate cunt, I really do, imagine opening your front door to find some scummy, tight fisted, fuckwit cunt has parked his car on your drive, so he can avoid airport car park costs, locked his car on your fucking drive and has then fucked off abroad, leaving his car on your drive, knowing legally there’s fuck all you can do about it.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/stranger-leaves-car-familys-driveway-26479255

How much of a cunt do you have to be to do this, I suppose the police will tell you it’s a civil matter and will cost a fortune to take the aforementioned cunt to court, and this cunt, mother fucker is quite happy that his car will be safe and sound until he deems fit to turn up and take it away, probably late at night to avoid the grilling from the house owner.

Sure mate I will look after your car while your away…. Not don’t phone the police,yet there would be an oil patch where it used to be, drag the fucker into the middle of the road on a trolley jack, wait for the ensuing gridlock and then phone the police to say there is a car abandoned into middle of the road causing mayhem and wait for the tow truck to arrive, to take the fucker away, or even go down to the local pikey camp and tell them you will happily look the other way while they Hiab it onto the back of their truck, never to be seen again.
Thers no fucking way I would let a cunt let wanker this park his fucking car on my drive and the fuck off to the airport with a big smile on his fucking funny face……. No way

Can you imagine fresh Pesh from Bangladesh having to knock on your door to enquire as to the whereabouts of his pride and joy, the cunt

Nominated by: Fuglyucker