Men are useless cunts.

This afternoon’s cunting of women got me thinking ?.

Mrs Everyonesacunt is way more rounded and better grounded than I. She weighs things up , quite a bit before coming to a conclusion or opinion, unlike myself who jumps in size 11,s at the first thing that pisses me off.

And the truth is she is often as not wrong . A calm measured approach to a problem is far better than a all guns blazing approach that I sadly adopt.

Managing the finance side of a relationship for example! If left solely to me then I would buy 20 cases of beer and a hundred tubes of smarties every month on pay day. Honestly I would. Thankfully she ensures this doesn’t happen.
(So just the 10 cases & 50 tubes then? – NA)

Take the bedroom for another example. Women don’t get brewers droop or need a blue pill when they get to a certain age. Men , all of my mates of similar age and myself find that it helps.

Therefore men are indeed, at least at times , fucking clueless useless uncaring impotent cunts.

Nominated by : Everyoneacunt

Daniel Kebede, new head of the National Education Union.

This hard-left, hate-filled agitator claims that the teachers strikes are about taking back control from a ‘brutally racist state’. Presumably the same racist state which has allowed the cunts at the NEU to vote this cunt as their new leader.
Funny, everyone else thought it was about the money.

MSN Link.

According to this prick, ‘the education system is a little Englander, white-saviour narrative which is institutionally racist etc…’
There’s also a cunt in the above link by the name of Lucy Preston and as that’s the type of loony teaching today’s kids, this country surely has no future.

Oh yeah, the NEU are also cunts for voting him in.

Nominated by : mystic maven

A quick off the blocks nomination for the International Olympic Committee.
In their wisdom and with no pressure or influence from the wokewankery they have decided that at the next Olympics we’ll be watching people breakdancing their way to a gold medal.

‘Instead breakers will take to the floor in pairs in Paris, “battling” head-to-head and upping each other’s moves to take home a medal.’

What’s next?
The 500 yards with a nicked 60 inch TV on ya back hurdles?

Will we see Team GB parading with the National Stabbing Team?

What value will a Gold Medal have when some dildo has just received his Olympic Gold medal for spinning around on his head and wriggling around like a worm? Well worth years of dedication and sacrifice……not.

Even worse for the women. Not only do they see their medals devalued, some of them probably won’t have a chance to win a medal as so many second rate male athletes magically switch genders to become super-fucking-woman in women’s events.

Wonder what fuckery will be next to become worthy of the Olympics?

Bbc news

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.

A nomination for Steve Wright’s replacement on Radio 2, Scott Mills.

I’ve had the misfortune of hearing the bleatings of this BBC android before.
Than man is without any discernible personality, much like those other grinning smug cunts Greg James and Rick Edwards. His playlists are for the basic mongs who follow every fashionable opinion or shit slang; In the space of ten minutes I was subjected to Coldplay, Britney Spears and tuneless chav shite Swedish House Mafia, while this grinning weasel laboured over a feature about listeners’ most out-of-date cultural references (or, what a person with a reading age above 12 might label anachronisms). The mirth!

Steve Wright was an obese, unfunny, dated cunt who would’ve burst live on air if he hadn’t been moved on, but at least he wasn’t a camp robot or dimwitted former ladette who left her charm and wit in a nightclub in 1997.

That’s all you hear now on radio 2, the nation’s most boring hen party.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.

I’m Sparticus, no I’m Sparticus, no I’m…

There have been several items in the papers recently, about people claiming to be the unfortunate Madeleine McCann.
This one is taking it to a new level.
Not only is she claiming to be Madeleine ( why is the DNA test taking so long?), but she’s now claiming to have been force-fed random drug/pills/Smarties?
Did the interest rating in her story fall below 7?

Lbc

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.