A STI infected plumbers ballcock, shithouse cunting please for geezer guvnor plumber Mullins, who has a penchant for publicity, no matter how much of an arsehole he makes himself look achieving it.
Now the Robin Askwith wannabe has decided he would rather see another pandemic than accept Brexit:
I never wish death or illness on anyone but if this halfwit really believes this, it will be his own fault if he physically suffers for it himself .
Like other remainer cunts if he loves the EU so much why doesn’t he fuck off to Brussels and suck Barniers cock for him – he looks the sort of elderly rent boy the Krays would have used in their later days.
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
Why the fuck do the media report such bollocks? Who gives a fuck what this fucking monstrosity thinks …He’s a Cunt and so are the fuckers that “report” such utter shite.
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Quite. If I don’t give a fuck what MP’s have to say, what makes the media think I’m going to give this cunt, who I have never even heard of, any listening time? I’d be happy to give this wanker ebola, then send him over to Brussels to start a pandemic, that way we both get our wish.
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One batch of Coronvirus for Mr. Mullins esq. please.TWAT.
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Or a very aggressive form of Cancer or Gonorrhoea of the arsehole
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Last time I looked the airports, rail ports and ferry terminals are all working.
Fuck off then Charlie – with us and our Country or against us – and if you are against then be gone, traitor.
Simple enough really, and should be rolled out across the board.
Our liberty, freedom and very existence as a people and a nation is under threat like no time since the second world war and I do not want or need fifth columnists acting against me.
Time to pick a side.
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Never trust a man who steals Rod Stewart’s and Tina Turners “private dancer” era wigs, then dons David Dickinson ‘s charity cast offs.
Flush this overblown barrow-boy down the u-bend, if it results in a blockage, call a plumber👍
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He looks like a bummer, even worse he’s a european.
I hope someone does us a favour and shoots the filthy cunt.
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You can usually spot a total cunt by looks alone. Gormless looking turd.
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Did he wake and think I want to look like Rod Stewart with a bad facelift? He’s aced it.
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He has the look of a disgraced children’s TV presenter that Operation Yewtree somehow overlooked.
Flush him down the bog, the utter cunt…
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Charlie Mullet more like…what a cunt.
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Cheeky cockney faux working class lad made multi-millionaire gangmaster.
The Remoaner’s answer to Tim Martin.
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Stupid botoxed pensioner, grow old with some dignity you silly looking whinging bellend.
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Jesus wept,another freaky fuck in love with the quasi empire that us the eu. Just fuck off there you bog brush look alike .
Why can’t these retards just get over it?
We’ve left you twat .
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This is the Rimlicker plumber cunt? The one who had a “Bollocks to Brexit” banner on his warehouse opposite the mainline?
Fucking two bob Rod Stewart end-of-the-pier cunt tribute act double cunt four score and ten twat.
His, adverts are cringefests too, you have to be desperate to want to appear in one of them, here’s 50p, keep the change.
Bollocks to Rimlicker Plums.
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Charlie you need a make over, kid.
A plumber is a bloke in overalls who can fix a toilet.
Not someone who looks like his love life happens in a public toilet!
Fuck off to France if you love it so much you two bob Rodney.
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Theyre always struggling to get a ‘purchase’ on things plumbers. In those hard to get to get to places they find it difficult to get a purchase.
I suppose you have difficulty sometimes Miserable when having to move some piece of furniture.
I tell you has no difficulty at all. Percy. On his perch. He’s secure as anything.
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Evening Miles, with me its more people who have American size furniture and move into 18th century workers cottages who are surprised it wont fit through the door.
Or that a piano cant go up a spiral staircase.
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Afternoon Miserable.
Remember that time you moved the piano at Ron Mael’s gaff?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=73QtwAOq8LA
😂
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@Ruff:
I never tire of that advert-Piano moving tea-swiggers😉
🐵🙈🙉🙊
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“Coo-eee! Mr Shifter!” 😀
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He was a turd when he pretended to be Scottish, he was shit when he sang ‘I Am Sailing’, and he’s a prick now.
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He looks likeZoë Wanamaker with constipation.
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If this funny looking cunt turned up to fix the shitter I’d immediately assume it to be a Bum Terrorist and tell it to Fuck Off.
Hopefully some German skinheads will rearrange it into offal.
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I thought he was Barry Mannilow in the picture.
Just read on the BBC site that Rory Bremner prevent a coup by eurosceptic MP’s, which would of likely resulted in Major’s resignation and our exit from the EU prior to the year 2000.
Rory best stay indoors for a while.
As for this odd looking cunt. Obviously thinks he’s immune from Corona on account of being 95% plastic. A real
Me me me cunt. He’d rather see another 70’000 and counting dead so he got his way and we remained in the EU.
Have a good look at yourself, you’re just a pathetic cunt.
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What is it with the wig? As if any woman would be banging that for his looks. They can smell his cash a mile away, and with his obvious low self esteem, he is probably a gold mine for an average looking slapper.
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All due respect, but where on Earth would you find a Robin Askwith wannabe? That bloke is truly a cunt and a half. I used to watch those daft films in the seventies and he made my skin crawl.
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They were piss poor-happy shopper Carry on rip offs, weak scripts, weak cast. Just an excuse for lads to go to the cinema and see a bit of “bush” without the stigma of it being a porno film.
Having said that, I have successfully recreated some of the sexier moments, in my wicked past😉👍
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Find a hair style that was sort of half-way fashionable in the Eighties, did we Charlie? Decided to keep it for the rest of eternity, did we Charlie?
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Sorry to be a pedantic so and so Admin, but I think this is Charlie Cheeky Chappie, Cockney Geeza’s 3rd nomination.
The reason being because I nominated him a few months ago.
He looks a bit like a Madam Tussaud’s Rod Steward dummy from the “Baby Jane” era that someone left too close to a radiator over the weekend.
People like him make me embarrassed I voted Remain.
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*Rod Stewart
hmmm I wonder if I can claim to have dyslexic fingers and get some compensation?
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How the hell does he go into his local barbers and say can you “style” my Barnet (geddit) so that I look like a sexy hoarse voiced jock pop star instead of a dysfunctional chiggun?
Is the ugly cunt trying to be Duncan (chase-me) Norvelle or the even less funny Billy Pearce?
Well he can shove his ballcock up his clean out plug !
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A proper Cor Blimey Governor WANKER 👍
Fuck off back to Spain and don’t forget to switch the water off 👍👍
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Why is that the more money you make the more it makes some people opinionated cunts?
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This is the cunt that runs Pimlico Plumbers? I wouldn’t trust him to fit a tap washer never mind make important business decisions. Isn’t that the company that doesn’t pay any NI or PAYE contributions instead relying on all their employees to be self employed and do it themselves? The same cunts that charge a low paid, hard working, naive, soy milk latte drinking, young couple on good old Lahndan town £130 to come out and bleed a radiator? Fucking con-man.
Unfortunately Robin Askwith never appeared in a Confessions of a Plumber’s Mate film. There was Adventures Of A Plumber’s Mate with Christopher Neil.
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