Mae Muller – Nul Points.

Mae Muller is the BBC pick to represent the UK in the upcoming Eurovision Song Contest. As well as being the usual talent free skid mark she is also a left-wing activist who tweeted that Boris Johnson should be denied a hospital bed when ill with the bat flu, racist Tories, nurses pay, free school meals and how she hates this country.

A bit awkward for Mae since Boris is probably the most popular man in Ukraine after Zenenskyy providing billions in humanitarian and military aid. She is also a Labour Party mouthpiece and Steptoe cheerleader which is odd since she is Jewish and her grandfather survived the holocaust to escape the Nazis and flee to the country she now hates. But who cares about Corbyn’s anti-Semitism, he loves refugees, inflation busting pay rises and cradle to grave socialism and has the magic money tree to prove it.

The BBC are tone deaf cunts, only they could pick some anti-British bint to represent the UK. You can imagine the hysteria if it was someone who supported Brexit or told parents to provide for their own fucking kids. I suspect she will go far in the music industry where actual talent comes secondary to having the correct right on opinions.

I have never watched this pile of shite so Mae, Self-Pity City and the rest of the Ukrainian flag waving bell ends are welcome to each other. Eurovision is supposed to be politically neutral, so that will be as partisan free as ..er …last year.

C’mon Vlad, nuke this ball ache, just a little one and do us all a favour.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

An industry to rival charidees. The Race Industry.

”Hate crime experts to rule whether English countryside harbours ‘rural racism’’ A pleasant walk in the countryside seems to be beyond these cunts.

Dear god they never give up do they? And this will be decided by:—

”The project launching in October 2023 will be led by criminology expert Prof Neil Chakraborti, director of the University of Leicester’s Centre for Hate Studies, along with fellow hate crime specialist Dr Amy Clarke, and colonialism expert Prof Corinne Fowler.”

The University of Leicester Centre of Hate Studies? Fuck me now there’s a course to make useful members of society. And no prizes for guessing the standpoint of the ‘colonialism’ expert.

What has the English countryside done to deserve this? Well they are not specific but one group has taken it upon itself to put up signs pointing to Mecca in the Peak District. Presumeably because the racist Derbyshire cunts havent.

Where you get race, diversity, gender and now hate studies and so on ad fucking infinitum, a cohort is created which has to stir up trouble to justify it’s pointless existence.

It’s a growth industry.

MSN Link.

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Like so many lads who crack it through football or rock ‘n’ roll, he – against advice – got married.

He thought she was the bee’s knees and could do no wrong. And now? They’re divorcing and she is hiring Harry Hewitt’s lawyer to take Noel to the cleaners.

Sorry, but you were warned, Our Kid….

Mirror Link.

(It’s a short nom, but we’re allowing it as it’s a life lesson for us all – NA)

Nominated by : Norman

I’m sick to fucking death of turning on the TV or radio and hearing about some cunt gluing themselves to something or another. They had a good go at fucking up the grand national at the weekend but for once the law done a decent job of arresting the swampy brigade. I was hoping that a few of them had hidden themselves inside Bechers Brook or The Chair and at the very least I could have taken some satisfaction when a few took a thoroughbreds hoof in the face.

Then I get home tonight and turn the TV on and two cunts have turned up at the snooker and chucked orange powder all over the table. It’s getting out of fucking hand.

I suppose now the warmer weather is beginning to return we can all look forward to delays on the roads, sporting events ruined, missed appointments etc. all because of these cunts! Never see them in the winter shivering up high on a motorway gantry do you!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/65305903 (Link provided by Ron Knee)

Nominated by : LaughingGravy

Good ol’ Sir Kweer, he’s always good for a laugh, and he’s at it again, getting into a muddle once more on the trans issue.

A while ago, he was telling us that ‘it’s not right’ to say that only a woman can have a cervix. Now I’m no anatomical expert but as I understand it, the cervix is the lower end of the uterus which forms a channel to the vagina. Well I don’t know about you Sir Knobhead, but it seems to me that being female is an essential quality for possessing those bits of kit.

Now to clarify matters further for us, he’s declared that ‘of course 99.9% of women don’t have penises’. Well, the female population of Great Britain in 2023 is a little over 35,000,000, which according to Stormin’ Starmer, means that 35,000 women in the country DO have a penis in their pants.

And there was me, naively thinking that 100% of women in Britain were dickless. I’m sure that you’ll all join me in thanking the Labour leader for clearing that misunderstanding up for us.

To coin a phrase; what a cock.

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Nominated by : Ron Knee