Superstitious savages are cants…

Just in case you haven’t noticed, some strange metal monoliths have started appearing around the world in the strangest of places, a desert in Utah, a field in Belgium, even on a beach in the UK. This strange phenomenon has been meet with wonder, curiosity and interest. However when mentioning the strangest of places one has cropped up on a roundabout in DR Congo and true to form has been attacked by a furious mob citing among other theories, satanic evil origins, so they promptly trashed it in barbaric pitchfork and torches style?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-56112310

Fuck off!

Nominated by: TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell

I just know that all ISACers will be touched by the success of this Gambian asylum seeker-turned cushion designer who only charges €80 to € 95 per cushion which he has sewn with his own artistic hands. That £70 to £82 which I´m sure you´ll agree is very reasonable.

The Financial Times recently featured him and gushed that “If joy could be sewn and stitched with ruffles” then it would be found in one of Paboy´s creations. These come in mixes such as “Raspberry pink with mango-tree-green ruffle” and “Pompeii red with sandy-yellow piping”. His latest design is a “gorgeous Yves Klein blue and navy-blue combination”.

The good news is that Paboy is in Italy and is unlikely to turn up in your street offering his cushions. After two years attempting to cross the desert and Mediterranean and sleeping rough in Libya, he got a permit to enter Italy. In Naples, he found a “dormant Singer machine and some vintage fabrics forgotten under a bed” which led him to found his business. No, they did not fall off the back of a lorry. He now plans to expand into bedding, tablecloths and duvets and employ fellow migrants.

Gambia´s loss is obviously Italy and Europe´s gain but as Gambia is now a functioning democracy maybe Paboy will let us down and just go back home.

http://www.ft.com/content/11a8dc07-87ca-467d-a6ba-4577a75e1fd8

Nominated by: Mr Polly

JAY & DOM’S HOME FIX:

A BBC Golden Radish nomination please for the most blatant example of daytime TV penny-pinching since the almost-daily cheap “News Reports”.

Dom is Chinea and Jay, of course is the now you see him, now you see him again dark key wide boy, the black Del Trotter, Blades and each weekday afternoon between 1545-1630 they do this:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000scr6/jay-and-doms-home-fix-series-1-episode-1

It involves one of the cheap makovers or “repurposing” items with wood and bright coloured paint interspersed with “gems” from the archives – even today (February 17th) an excerpt from a 2003 episode of “Flog It”, which, though it ceased recording three or four years ago goes out nearly afternoon intact on BBC2. Oh, and Alan Tichmarsh from 2002. The newest item appeared to be a 2016 Money For Nothing.

Jay wears his intellectual black specs (no doubt acquired during his days as a “philosophy stoodent”) and Dom has a black shirt and an artisan beard and looks a bit like the late Michael Flanders.

There is cheao and there is shop-soiled with staiined packaging and a leaking tube, Jay and Dom belong in the 75% off bargain bucket in Poundland.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Lorry drivers are cunts,

i know that’s expansive but bear with me, i don’t mean the lost Polish lorry drivers going the wrong way around roundabouts or the fuckers that do the 52 mph overtake that takes 3 miles to complete on the motorway, or even the fuckers that jump a lane and then try to push into your lane with a fucking artic, or even the cunts that block a whole road so they can stop off at a Greggs, or even the cunts that drop 5 mile long diesel slicks on every corner and roundabout, or even the gobshite cunt lorry driver from another well know Cardiff company that delivers cladding who cant drive, cant park and likes to block the only thoroughfare in a small Cardiff estate before mouthing off at any fucker he holds up, good plan in a sign written truck cunt, or the mother fuckers who have to get to their park up point before their tachograph time runs out so they drive like the final lap at LeMans as it seems speeding, danger, points on their licence death and destruction are less of a worry than an infringement notice on their operators licence, i mean the fuckers who do all the above whilst dropping mud, flinging rocks, jumping traffic lights, hooning around Cardiff in their soil lorries, this is usually perpatrated by a well known soil company in Cardiff who has certain requirements before they can employ you, you have to be a cunt, drive like a cunt all day whilst being employed by cunts, probably drive an Audi in your private life where im sure your also actually a cunt.
So to the well known soil company in Cardiff, you are cunts fuck you….

Nominated by:Fuglyucker 

(Nice nom but we can’t be arsed to throw in some paragraphs – DA)

Sorry for the length of this (I say that to all my girlfriends – NA), but it had to be done.

Sadiq Khan’s ‘Commission for Diversity in the Public Realm’. As if Khan didn’t already prove himself to be an interstellar cunt, by TWICE demanding money from the government, after squandering his budget, and then trying to blame the government for the lack of money in London’s coffers, especially TfL. First of all despite it’s grand name, it isn’t even remotely diverse. There isn’t even any pretence of diversity. And not a single one of those named on the commission is someone you could call in any way patriotic. I’ll show you, and I got this from the Guido Fawkes website:

Toyin Agbetu, who heckled the Queen and Archbishop and yelled that she should be ashamed. He also squared up to a black security guard who had asked him to leave, and threatened to punch him.

Aindrea Emelife, who has expressed her delight at “guerrilla style” statue removal. Over the summer Emelife said of activism in Bristol: “she described ‘seeing the crane lift this up onto the plinth from our lookout point. The rush of adrenaline as this project is realised guerrilla style.’

Riz Ahmed, who called Mr Johnson “an out-and-out complete c*nt” who is “overtly racist”. He also said he hates the word ‘diversity’ because it does not equate with true representation.

#Lynette Nabbosa, who has claimed that white supremacy is uniquely British. She wrote: “if you look back far enough (and not always that far), the UK seems to be the common denominator in atrocities across the world. No matter where you find examples of white supremacy, all roads lead back to my country of birth. It was racism that birthed slavery and colonialism. We say it is in the past but our schools, colleges, universities, streets, museums etc have never stopped honouring the enforcers of our oppression.”

White supremacy is uniquely British? Oh yes, because we’ve all heard of that group of British white supremacists, the Ku Klux Klan. And then of course there’s the more recent group of British white supremacists, the Nazis. And further back in history, there’s those other British white supremacists, the Conquistadors, who all but wiped out the Inca’s. Oh yes, mustn’t forget Anders Breivik, that British white supremacist who murdered all those people in Norway a few years back. And the Apartheid regime in South Africa, nearly forgot that, important piece of British history that is.

As for Johnson being overtly racist, can anyone point to a moment, certainly as PM, that he’s been racist, overtly or otherwise? Being a Bullingdon boy, I’m sure there must have been plenty of derogatory comments made about non-whites, as there would have been the same about white working class people. And I hate Johnson with a passion, but come the fuck on.

This commission will not be balanced, fair or even honest. It’s purpose is to slander, lie about and erase British culture. They’re not even trying to hide it anymore. And for that reason, Khan and his Commission for Diversity in the Public Realm, are complete and utter cunts.

Enjoy this and this and this. You’re welcome – NA

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw