Matt Hancock, Porton Biopharma, and some “significant others”.

After doing a “bit of digging about” I discovered some very interesting information about our favourite pouty faced Lieutenant Gruber impersonator Matt Hancock – this from Companies house:
1 active person with significant control / 0 active statements
Secretary Of State For Health ACTIVE
Correspondence address
Richmond House, 79 Whitehall, London, United Kingdom, SW1A 2NS
Notified on
6 April 2016
Governing law
United Kingdom Law
Legal form
Cabinet Minister
Nature of control
Ownership of shares – 75% or more

Hancock owns Porton Biopharma, health minister Nadhim Zahawi owns Zahawi Warren Medical (quickly renamed Warren Medical) and has his Wife running it in her maiden name along with his two Sons who also use different names,

Sons:
3 officers / 0 resignations
SAIB, Lana Fawzi Jamil
Correspondence address
36 Wilton Crescent, London, United Kingdom, SW1X 8RX
Role ACTIVE
Director
Date of birth
May 1966
Appointed on
10 June 2020
Nationality
British
Country of residence
United Kingdom
Occupation
Director

https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/officers/qUdUfx8Px-n0JuFtTbtietl3sCU/appointments

SHANSHAL, Ahmad
Correspondence address
36 Wilton Crescent, London, United Kingdom, SW1X 8RX
Role ACTIVE
Director
Date of birth
February 1997
Appointed on
10 June 2020
Nationality
British
Country of residence
United Kingdom
Occupation
Director

SHANSHAL, Jaafar
Correspondence address
36 Wilton Crescent, London, United Kingdom, SW1X 8RX
Role ACTIVE
Director
Date of birth
February 1997
Appointed on
10 June 2020
Nationality
British
Country of residence
United Kingdom
Occupation
Director

Not to be outdone, here comes Sir Patrick Vallance on the rails, with a £600K shareholding in GSK (Daily Telegraph) – and, skulking in the shadows, we have SAGE, who have refused point blank to reveal how many of them have a financial interest in pharmaceutical and medical companies – not suspicious at all, nothing to see here.
My Spider Senses are tingling, and I smell a number of rats..

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

Danny Dyer is a cunt.

He believes his own publicity and tries to assert his ill-founded reputation as a “hard man “ even on game shows, but fails to impress even the softest rice pudding. He’s just a bad mannered lout with an overgrown notion of importance.
What a cunt.

Nominated by: El Spazmo

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/13874418/danny-dyer-grandad-west-ham/

Think NHS and you think svelte healthy eaters, practically adverts for famine relief. Wrong – every time I see yet another news story about the needle wielding nursing staff they are – to put it mildly – porkers – wimmin with 52″ busts and enormous backsides, sticking out like the boot of a 1954 Austin Somerset which suggests they work in the NHS to get their knickers on prescription. But this obesity seems to affect tthe men as well. Look at this Fatty Arbuckle wannabe:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9276137/Over-40s-Covid-19-jabs-end-March-Vaccine-age-bands-widened-phase.html

No offence to the job they do – but how many more photos do we need of heavily built people wearing enormous face nappies sticking needles into arms, or giant Q Tips down peoples throats?. They all look as if they had spent a week at the ubs dartboard with a pie in one hand and their darts in the other.

As it is constantly stated being overweight is an extra danger to Covid why don’t they find some thin employees doing the deed?. Preferably a busty young nurse in a short tight skirt with black stockings and suspenders, liek they used to have in the Carry ON’s?

I wonder if I could offer up Mrs. Boggs as an injector?. She’d make that bloke ,look small and it would get her away from “Classic” Eastenders

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

I would like to Nominate “Wild” Swimming. Here is a link about it (warning, it’s the Grauniad)

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jan/29/swimming-wild-trend-social-media-cliche

This mediocre hobby involves hipsters and beta males swimming in British streams and passing it off as adventurous. If you need to swim in cold, filthy water in order to convince people you are adventurous, then you probably deserve to have your clothes stolen by chavs, along with the inevitable viles disease from drinking the water. Instead of this feeble attempts at being interesting, why not actually do something interesting, and go scuba diving.

Nominated by: Angryman 

I heard this mentioned on Mike Graham’s Plank of the Week show.

Their coat of arms features a ship and during a council meeting, one of the cuntcillors noticed the ship and raised the issue that it could possibly be a slave ship.

An investigation has now been launched over this potentially heinous image, a great use of public money.

Nominated by: mystic maven

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9264175/Probe-launched-Hammersmith-Fulham-councils-coat-arms-racist.html