Goldsmiths College are cunts.

For this.

Student Racial Trauma Extension

Students can apply for deferrals in exams and assessments if they’ve suffered ‘racial trauma’ but because this is self-certification, there are no limits to what bullshit students can claim.

Clearly this is only aimed at our non-white and diverse brethren. The new and entertaining GB News channel had a comment about a student who asked for extensions/deferrals due to her grandmother’s death and was only allowed to do retakes (which will probably limit her to only a pass).

What’s more Goldsmith’s is 47% white and 48% non-white (by identification no doubt – if I were a student I’d identify as a well-tanned honkey).

Fuck this shit.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

And seconded by: mystic maven 

Dark Key Cunt, you beat me to it by about 25 minutes, but I’ll definitely second this nomination for Goldsmiths College.

Exam Referral Extension for Racial Trauma

Looks like it was touted by Sara Bafo, the ‘Welfare and Liberation’ officer,

https://www.goldsmithssu.org/yourunion/staff/welfare/

Her twitter account boasts a Palestinian flag above ever post. I wonder if the Jewish students (assuming there are any in that cesspit) can claim racial trauma resulting from the likely antisemitism on campus created by her and her supporters.

Bunch of upper class cunts wearing stupid headgear, pissing about thinking it’s 1895.

Usually this eccentric and eclectic bunch of silver spoon cunts wouldn’t bother me. They’re daft rich pricks that no one likes, not even their own reflections like them. But this year I think it’s perhaps the fact that whilst children are being forced to endure stupid rules that are sucking the joy out of their only childhood, these cunts are gathered by the thousands and swaning about mask free looking jolly tits.

If there’s oh so much danger, then why are these cunts all mingling about around Charles? I assume he visits his mama daily to suckle some pestilent boob goop? Would he really put her at risk?

This and the G7 shindigs. They’re having a fucking laugh, at our expense.

Nominated by: The Big Chunky Cunty

Fellow cunters, for your cuntsideration:

English Heritage’s hatchet job on Enid Blyton.

An “Oh Timmy, you’re so licky” cunting please, for those woke fascists at English Heritage.

It seems that poor old Enid’s adventures of a submissive blond, a closet homosexual, a control freak and a Cornish pre-op transsexual and her hairy sidekick, has triggered the wokerati!
Or maybe it was their council estate compatriots?

Or perhaps it’s the adventures of a garden gnome rent boy who is such a cunt that he has to wear a bell on his hat, to warn others of his imminent arrival? (Actually, those hats should be compulsory for some cunts?).

Or was it that little dark chap?

What would Enid say?

Go.lly!!!

Looking for offensive language from 75 to 100 years in the past is ridiculous-her story’s were fantasy and escapism.

Surely these wankers know that life is so much more tolerable, with a good helping of Dick or Fanny??

https://news.sky.com/story/enid-blyton-blue-plaque-bio-by-english-heritage-includes-racist-and-xenophobic-criticism-12334601

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

This deaf cunt bitch is taking the government to court because it failed to provide sign language interpreters during No 10 Covid briefings.

Apparently the failure to convey vital facts led to “stress and frustration” and she wants compensation for her ‘injury to feelings’. She was up the duff at the time and the stress she suffered impacted on her pregnancy and her wellbeing.

I don’t know how as apparently she spat out a perfectly healthy baby and didn’t appear to have any complications. She must have been extremely disappointed though, as that would have led to an bigger compensation claim.

I’m assuming the stupid cunt is also blind as she could have had the subtitles on during the briefings or even read the reports on numerous websites. In response,

I think the government should hire a a sign language interpreter to convey this message for her: FUCK OFF, YOU PATHETIC MONEY GRABBING CUNT!!!

Rowley Sues Government

Deaf Woman Sues Government for Hurt Feelings

Nominated by Cupid Stunt The First 

Reading the nomination about “Another nail in the coffin for free speech, and DA’s footnote of cancelling his/her/it/them/etc. DT subscription, puts me in mind of why it is so friggin’ difficult to cancel a contract/subscription online these days!

Phone providers, TV/satellite providers, utility providers, and many many more insist on making life just a little more difficult by trying to dissuade you from leaving them.

A simple letter or email to say “I’m giving you the required 30-day notice so that I can move to a far more organised/cheaper company than you robbing bastards!” will no longer suffice. Instead, you have to ring one of their customer “outreach” support desks and justify yourself for having the temerity to want to leave!

They will try every trick in the book to keep you, even to the point of offering you discounts. They will also try and push you into a “matey” conversation in order to soften you up. Talking about the football, or the weather, or some soft shite – all of it part of the leverage process so that by the end you’re suitably forgiving enough to at least accept another 12 months with them with a very small discount.

I hate all that shit. No wonder I hate the phone so much. My patience goes as far as 2 on a scale of 10 before I’m inclined into calling them a bunch of cunts and slamming the phone down (which of course ultimately achieves nothing as I have to ring the bastards back and start over!)

I can understand the need for security procedures to be put in place, especially involving banks and personal finance. But to move from British Gas to So Energy, or to move from Vodafone to GiffGaff really shouldn’t need so many hoops to jump through, especially when it involves phoning the bastards!

Nominated by Technocunt