Control Through Division

We have a rotten Parliament, a rogue group of morally bankrupt socialist carpetbaggers alleging to be a “Government” and an opposition which appears to oppose any notion of competence or legal behavior.

Politicians in their entirety are greedy, lazy, stupid, clueless, self serving individuals who have forgotten the first principle of democracy – that those elected serve the people.

And a massive part of why they can get away with what they constantly do is to control through division – vax proponents arguing with those opposed, mask wearers at odds with those who refuse to wear one, those who think ID cards through the lie of digital passports are a great idea so they can have their two weeks a year of Stella and sunburn in some godforsaken shithole then blame people who refuse to be vaccinated when they can’t hop on the fart tube rather than the Governments control and psychological manipulation which is the real reason they have been screwed over and repeatedly lied to.

They have many, many more behaviourists and psychologists than they do epidemiologists or virologists, with very good reason – they are manipulating us, and not just our opinions but our very thoughts and mindsets now with their lapdogs in the MSM doing everything they can to add to this evil farce.

This is more Edgar Allan Poe than PG Wodehouse, and I am now at the point where I just assume every word politicians or the MSM tell me is a lie, a distortion or propaganda.

There is something dirty, premeditated and wholly wrong about this situation.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

(A final word of warning – Don’t let this nomimation descend into yet another personal shitstorm over conspiracy stories! Constructive argument/banter is good, but we’re getting irritated by certain individuals going over the line with personal attacks on other cunters. It must stop! – DA)

Ethnic Diversity (Again)


I am sick to fucking death of this fucking shit being rammed down our throats on a daily basis. The latest load of bollocks is the crew of the Mary Rose which sank nearly 500 years ago “was more ethnically diverse than previously thought” according to research. And what startling piece of evidence is this based on? Apparently they have discovered that THREE crew members “may have come from southern European coasts, Iberia and North Africa.” That’s a grand total of three possibly non-British crew out of a total of 179 remains of bodies they have found which equates to 1.68%. One of the researches in particular seems to be getting her knickers all fizzy with this astounding revelation: “However, we never expected this diversity to be so rich.” For fucks sake, give us a break.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-56985084

Nominated by: Cupid Stunt The First

Shite in a Bag

SHITE IN A BAG (YOURS TRULY’S LATEST ONLINE MONITIZATION)
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Overnight Porridge (not what I find in me pants in the morning) Take a bowl of yoghurt or Skyr (must be organic) and mix some porridge oats into it, leave overnight then eat it for breakfast. Sound like cold shit? – it is – oh no it isn’t.

We give you me dears the latest must have internet offering in a trendy box knocked up by some cunt who has quit their job after lockdown and made a career change. IE they have got used to sitting on their arse all day and cannot bear the thought of full time work ever again poor dahling.

Pesto Eggs? Another sub Apprentice internet offering idea in a trendy box. Mix some shelled boiled eggs with a dash of pesto and flog same to the public.

Hedgehog Unsquisher? You get a length orf tube and a pair of gloves with instructions in a trendy box. You stick the tube up its arse and blow.

One orf the above is courtesy the cunning brain pan of old cunt Yours Truly but the others and worse are dead kosher (note hedgehog is not Jewish).
Point of interest chefs and other catering and bar staff are top of the list refusniks leading to mine hosts and cafe owners having to run around in ever decreasing circles. Come end of lockdown it will be all customers and no staff.

Needless all the above and more attended ont telly by much fake twittering and crappola from the usual rentacunts re brand originality, references to M&S, John Lewes, market share, media profile, Debra fucking Meedon and similar bollocks offerings. Creativity and Innovation. Oh yes. De Yoot and bored housewives think they can live their lives online. Farewell cruel world, go shag a digital three hole doll – now that’s blue sky thinking.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Ebay China

Ebay cunts based in China!!

Not only did these cunts infect the globe with their dog eating disease but they have taken over Ebay to a point where the site is infected forever.

Order something…..ANYTHING that is “based in UK” and low and behold you just gave your money to fund the next outbreak of live octopus pandemic!

And ofcourse you have to wait weeks for the shit to arrive.
I wonder if they dissinfect all these packages at Heathrow?

Ebay is the new plague spreader.

Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki