Brockwell Lido Invaders

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A nomination please for the Brockwell lido invaders, 25th July.

It takes a particular kind of stupid twat to queue for three hours in the blast furnace heat, then to attempt to force their way in, just to get into an open air pool, which was likely so crowded, that you could get from one end of the pool to the other, without even getting wet.

The stupidity of the great British public never ceases to amaze….

Nominated by Mystic Maven

46 thoughts on “Brockwell Lido Invaders”

  2. I don’t think it’s about stupidity, it’s about entitlement. It’s all about me, me, me and I want, so what I want I must have.
    The lido is just down the road from me so I can imagine the sort of cunts who were there……a lot of single mothers avec brats, teenage cunts, immo cunts and millennial poshboys.
    I saw the same thing at a firework display in Brockwell Park a few years ago…… the place and the streets around were absolutely rammed with these entitled fuckers.
    I won’t be going again and looking at that photo I can’t think of a worse place to be on a boiling hot day. Fuck that for a game of soldiers.

    • Also Peterborough, apparently. Still cunts.
      It’s very hot. Must immerse myself in the now warm diluted effluvia of hundreds of complete strangers, many unwashed, after they and I have been waiting (with our girning brats) for three hours in direct sunshine. What part of “bugger this, let’s cool off in the shower” is incomprehensible?
      No doubt a spike in enteric and skin diseases will emphasise the unwisdom of these cunts. Good.

    • Fuck you Ron! We’re just practicing for storming Parliament in November. You’ll be fucking grateful for us then.
      Cant.

  4. I like sumo. There is a famous bout (maybe on Youtube) with a huge great mountain of a wrestler and a little one running rings round him. When the big one finally gets hold of him the little fella skilfully trips him up and with all the strength he can muster tips him out.
    There is something ‘elemental’ about it; just two men in a circle; who can triumph in a trial of strength? The audience sat close. The referee throwing the salt. I like the ritual of it.

  5. Peacefuls never go near water,not even to wash. Dark Keys can’t swim,so it can only have been home-grown Chavvy types..probably got nowt better to do until the footy season starts.

    Fuck Off.

    • A well know scientific fact that Dark Keys cannot swim but can peacefuls horse race Mr Fiddler? I saw a peaceful woman is competing in a charidee event at Goodwood and is making history by riding in a hijab.

      • Dark Keys can’t ride horses either. The horse thinks that the Dark Key is a monkey jumping on it’s back to attack it. I proved this theory to my satisfaction by hiring a chimp costume and jumping out of a tree shouting ” Booga,booga,Booga” as the gals from the pony-club rode past….the horses were terrified,as were the gals,come to that.
        At least this Peaceful woman will relate to the horse…most horses are broken and ridden at 2 years old too.

        Evening,LL

      • “Proved this theory” indeed. Yours seems a flawless scientific method, and I’m sure you jumped several times to gather sufficient dfs for the f-test.

      • Pedantic note: most of the Thoroughbred stallions siring racing stock in the UK today can trace their ancestry back to one or more of three Arabians, imported in the 16 and 1700’s.
        And in the desert kingdoms there has always been horse racing. So, yes, they can. Not sure about the bints though.

  7. Who the fuck would want to queue that long to immerse themselves in a lukewarm, human effluvium soup consisting of spit, shite, piss, hair, skin flakes, unwashed bollocks and sweaty feet?
    Fucking proles, I hope they all contract typhoid, cholera, scrofula or some other long-lamented distemper.

    • You’ll probably get some resourceful Indian type filter all that human detritus into a big container, take it back to the kitchen of his restaurant/take-away, mulch it all up, and add it as a “chef’s special” ingredient in his curries for customers he can’t stand!

      • “lukewarm, human effluvium soup consisting of spit, shite, piss, hair, skin flakes, unwashed bollocks and sweaty feet…”

        Or as it’s better known The Ganges River.

  8. Surprised it wasn’t overwhelmed by parking stanlees in their burkinis….
    And the Congos would try to bottle the water and flog it…

  9. I always thought cruises were for old dears but now we’ve got cunts having mass bundles on board!
    There’s a lot of angry people out there. 👹

      • That P&O Cruise brawl…
        I only hope that some remainers and snowflakes were slapped….

    • Someone dressed as a clown was supposed to have sparked the riot. David Lammy denies all involvement in the matter protesting that this was his everyday attire.

      • That phrase as well: ‘patriotic partying’ repeated. The fucking guardian is insane with it. Every fucking news story almost has the same ‘Leavers are thick’ slant. What is horrible they try to do it subtly. I mean they think they do it by subtle suggestion. But It is they who are the thick cunts to think we don’t see what they’re about.

  10. Were you in Western Australia 15 years ago and had trained a western grey roo to bark at and startle the rent a horse I was upon, throwing me off and busting my arse?

    • This was meant as a reply to Mr Fiddlers darklings on horses comment.

    • Sorry about that,Shakledragger…… Unfortunately I mistook you for Shane Warne, so you can understand that I was fully justified in taking the action that I did.

  11. If you’re considering taking a short break in the U.K. make sure to check the details and read the itinerary thoroughly.
    I speak from experience after spending a dreadful weeks holiday on the Norfolk B roads….

    • I think going on holiday anywhere is a bad idea during the school holidays. The Broads are fine outside that window of hell.

  12. But whatever you do don’t call it a “staycation” or your “holibobs.”
    Not near me anyway. Extreme physical violence may follow.

    • ‘Staycation’

      Jesus Christ, these portmanteau words keep getting more pathetic.

  13. Fuck me it must have been like paddling in dark key jism
    I’ll leave that to Corbyniski and his chums to enjoy
    Fuck off

  15. Up until now I knew fuck all on the subject matter to even dare comment or even construe an answer.

    However after examining above picture ,(and looking at Google earth) it is clear to see that said picture is full of dark KEYS, pArking STanley’s, white TRash and of course admirers and long term adherents to ‘Old Alan’s Snack Bar’
    No fucking wonder with the single figure IQ in abundance within the crowd that the mugs stood for fucking 3 hours in 40 degree heat to swim in a piss ridden pool full of more ‘diverse’ DNA than Kim Kardashian’s tonsils.

    Mugging little Cunts.

  16. Why weren’t they all at work like the rest of us? Work shy middle class “work from home” office cunts. I was working physically outside in the heat until 14:00

  17. One look at the demographic loitering outside that place and it is a resounding, very cuntish, ‘Dragon’s Den’ -ish ‘I’M OUT’ from me.

    FUCK THAT.

    Ahh, but it takes me back to the halcyon days of the 1970’s when I used to go to Ruislip Lido with my Mum, Sister, Auntie and cousins. Brilliant summers spent there lying on the grass, swimming, packed picnic, ice creams galore. It was fantastic and NOT RAMMED FULL with a bunch of fuckers from every shore except a British one.

    Of course you can no longer swim at Ruislip Lido as the Health and Safety motherfuckers have decided the water is ‘unsafe’. It has become a glorified park now with a smatttering of overpriced, wanky cafes around it, fucking killjoy bastards.

    I miss the 1970’s. There was none of this fucking tight arse, paranoid wankery.

    • I hadn’t noticed that initially Nurse Cunty but I imagine it is an image that would keep Jon Snow (CH4 lies-reader) happy!

  18. This has nothing to do with overcrowding.

    Remember, supply Vs demand does not apply when it comes to people.

    🤡

    Being in Londonistab, I imagine that pool would be a breeding ground for all sorts of 3rd world diseases, that we eradicated but then brought back with open arms in the name of diversity and multiculturalism, not to mention the arse cheese from the arseless leather chaps brigade.

    Combine that with “Benefits Betty” and her xylophone of state kept kids, all leaking piss and shit from their brimming nappies, I couldn’t think of a worse place to be!

    I’d rather be hot for the WHOLE TWO DAYS we get each year…

    Doss cunts!

  19. I may have to look at some footage of the mess.

    I fancy the schadenfreude.

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