Some catalogue company, featuring the obligatory multi racial family, the first of an impending torrent of advertising crap until December 24th.
Christmas adverts, fuck off.

Nominated by: mystic maven 

A Road To The Isles cunting please for Gordon Brown, because old dead eyes is back in town, yet again offering a Book of Revelations type shocker about the dangers of Covid – and BREXIT, of course, cos’ he doesn’t like it:

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2020/10/17/gordon-brown-warns-of-economic-a-double-cliff-edgea/

Yet more lugubrious advice from the half witted wanker who sold our gold reserves for a pittance. The article makes much of Broon being our “longest serving Chancellor”, but fails to mention this is only because Anthony Blair was too scared to sack him – that’s it the great warmonger scared of a little Scotch shit, in case he might have spilt the beans about the Labour camp – and you don’t get much camper than Blair and his pals.

A lot of people will be wondering why Gordon looks every inch Kenneth McKellar – well that photograph of him was taken when, pissed out of his mind in the early hours he stood under Nicola Sturgeon’s bedroom window and serenaded her:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fch052glGLw

Get your copy on the Prudence label

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Alibaba just can’t keep her horrible, sneering mouth shut.
On a recent edition of the ‘Jeremy Vine Programme’ (or what ever it’s called), the gerbil-faced harpy did her very best to provoke Laurence Cox into losing his rag, chanting, among other insults, the usual refrain about him being ‘a white privileged male’.
When Foxy started to respond, she chipped in with a little sneer implying that he wanted to see her deported.

But Fox’s implaccable calm in the face of her race-baiting led her to become a victim of her own vicious bile, and she went for him with the charge that he was (quote) ‘a racist bully’. Lazza’s immediate response? ‘Withdraw that remark or I’ll see you in court’, forcing the fat little twat to back down immediately (although stopping short of giving a formal apology).

It was very good to witness Fox’s demeanour during this broadcast, as he basically let this nasty little gobshite dig her own grave. Alibaba has been getting away with this kind of race-baiting diatribe for too long, and it was good to see Lazza take her down a peg or three.

She’d previously promised to leave Britain’s ‘elected dicatorship’* the moment Bojo became PM, but of course, she never fulfilled that promise. After all, it’s much more lucrative staying here, writing her articles and appearing as a talking head (albeit a vacant one) on chat shows, telling us all what a horrible place Britain is, and how racist we all are.

Yes, that’s the same Britain that gave her sanctuary and opportunity when she was forced to flee from the horrors of Idi Amin’s regime in her native Uganda.
Amin’s long dead, but the obnoxious, hypocritical bigot Alibaba is still here. Uganda’s gain is our fucking loss.

*Translation into English; ‘I don’t like the result of the election’.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJVjEh3zbvg – the real fun starts at 2:22. Enjoy – NA)

A Cunting for the ongoing saga of the Covid whingers, the Andy Burnhams and Steve Rotherhams of this world.

All they do is complain rather than actually doing some fucking constructive, whatever is decided about the response to Covid you can’t have every cunt on the committee, nothing would happen.

I listened to Steve Rotherham (Mayor of Liverpool) and all he kept saying was he wanted to work with the government and he said he agreed with tougher restrictions, so why is the cunt complaining about no being consulted (when he actually is). All you and fucking Burnham need to do is to implement whatever restrictions are imposed.

And, why are the restrictions necessary, well Steve and Andy it’s because your pig thick communities are too thick to carry out simple fucking instructions.

PS.
I know there are many who oppose Anti Covid Restrictions but they are here and more are coming so the faster people actually apply them the faster it gets back to some normality.

Nominated by: Sick of it 

.. and a late entry from Colin Murray’s Brain 

Andy Burnham is a cunt.

He’s carping about “The North” being mistreated for being put under a tier-3 COVID lockdown even though only parts of said North are under this level of restriction. YET, he is demanding the whole ****ing country is placed under an immediate lockdown that will bring even more misery and economic chaos than the tier-3 stuff Burnham’s moaning about.

On top of that Burnham is moaning bout GM getting just £22million, when apparently he turned down the PM’s offer of a £60million-plus deal. The grandstanding prick turned down the money, and is now moaning about GM not getting the money!

The big question is – what is Burnham playing at here? Dividing England into “regions” has long been a pet project of Labour’s, and sowing discord between “The North” and “The South” (especially when there’s Evil Tories to point the finger of blame at) is a good way to get the unthinking mouth-breathers on-side.

Christ, Burnham’s a cunt. I hope others agree too.

… and a related one from Cuntstable Cuntbubble concerning Boris fucking Johnson.

After 10 days of ridiculous political posturing by scouse Thunderbirds lookalike Andy Burnham, a lockdown has been imposed on Manchester.

It is obvious that MCR wasnt going to get preferential treatment and that Burnham was playing to the crowd. Yet Boris humoured the cunt.

But what really wound me up was that Boris had the perfect forum to roast the fucker for his pointless posturing, playing games with lives, but didnt. Trumpington would have flayed the fucker alive. Burnham was allowed to justify his ridiculous position and Boris said nowt, giving Burnham the final say.

Jellyfish indeed.

A Strap On cunting for the Met Police Witch Hunt.

Remember the saga of Bianca Williams and her partner Ricardo dos Tospot, stopped by the fuzz in their Black Merc with tinted widows, well after not one but two reviews there was no misconduct by the five officers involved.

The Met are not happy with this, maybe because we have a black British sports woman Involved, they have referred themselves to the IOPC, so these five officers will now be investigated.

An absolute witch hunt for nothing more than a stop and search, what the fuck are they thinking, if officers have suspicions about a vehicle they are entitled to investigate, maybe fucking useless Suckdick Khunt should come out and support his police force for a fucking change.
Had the driver and passenger been white absolutely nothing would have come of this, it’s all about fucking black privilege.

cunts!

Nominated by: Sick of it 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-54466254

...and speaking of the Met Police, here’s something from Jack The Cunter 

A ‘ Big Brother is Watching You ‘ cunting for the Met. Police. This dysfunctional, not fit for purpose, and hopelessly ‘ woke ‘ organisation, is now, really starting to go full on Orwellian.

A journalists job is to investigate, interview and report, ideally in an unbiased way. Some are better than others. How they can be held accountable for what someone else says, I, for one, do not know. What I do know, is that I find this story very disturbing.

Whatever happened to freedom of speech ?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/10/09/darren-grimes-police-investigation-david-starkey-interview/

..and something about Cressida Dick from CuntyMcCuntface

Fuck where do you start on this pint sized, licks every box, rug munching serial fuck up.

Not content with ordering the assassination of a wholly innocent Brazilian fare dodger, Dick finds herself elevated into one of the most powerful jobs in the land as Head of the institutionally racist Metropolitan Police.

Given the fairly well founded allegations of corruption and racism you’d think surely Dick would set about cleansing the institution or maybe just have a cursory attempt to do something about the 24 hour Stabathon’s that blight Londonistan?

Don’t be stupid.

Fuck that. No no no. Instead Dick has sanctioned an investigation into Darren Grimes (remember him and the electoral commission) for apparently ‘stirring up racial hatred’.

In an interview with David Starkey back in June he asked Starkey’s opinion on the BLM movement.

Starkey’s comments were widely reported at the time and he lost a couple of book deals and fellowships as a result.

Darren Grimes, a journalist, was asking for an opinion from the interviewee but he now finds himself the subject of an investigation.

When you start arresting and questioning journalists for asking an opinion you know you’ve reached a turning point.

No more ‘oh it’s all being blown out of proportion’ deflection tactics, this really is the Stasi at work.

What the fuck is happening to my once great country?

https://images.app.goo.gl/Mtp5f4HkMGBMPaqp6

…and even more!! This time from Ron Knee

The Metropolitan Thought Police

A ‘ve haff vays hoff making you talk’ cunting for the Met, which is showing an alarming tendency to regard itself as Britain’s version of the Stazi.

Young blogger Darren Grimes has been told to attend a police station for an interview under caution. His ‘crime’ was to post a podcast of an interview with Dr. David Starkey, in which the historian stated that slavery was not genocide ‘because there are so many damned blacks’.

Starkey has since apologised for his remarks, but the Met. Thought Police, in its infinite wisdom, appears to be taking the line that Grimes is responsible for stirring up racial hatred.

Priti Patel, Sajid Javid and Tim Farron are among political figures who have sharply criticised the MTP for its bizarre pursuit of young Grimes. Former Director of Public Prosecutions Lord MacDonald has called the scuffers’ actions ‘sinister and foolish’, and ‘a political stunt’.

Things have come to a pretty pass for freedom of speech when the police seem to think that an interviewer should be held accountable for views put forward by an interviewee. The rozzers’ actions prompt an obvious question; why hasn’t someone at the BBC also been called to account for the ‘kill whitey’ so-called ‘joke’ by so-called ‘comedian’ Sophie Duker? Careful Dame Cressida, your double standards slip is showing.
Talk about a waste of police time. Nevertheless, it would be fun to see an attempted prosecution in this case. It would surely be horse-laughed out of court. What a fucking ‘woke’ joke the police are becoming.