CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND – MAY 

A full on RPG7/AK47 cunting for Cambridge University please…

Not content with raising weapons grade Walter itty character Jason Arday to academic heights, the pink haired wimminz of the Vice Chancellors office have also employed an Assistant Research Professor (no me neither) in the same faculty as Arday by the name of Farah Ahmed.

Ahmed is a female Parking Stanley with rather extreme views. As an example, she has stated that Muslim students taking engineering courses, should do so with the intention of building weapons for the coming Jihad. A former member of the banned terrorist outfit Hizb ut Tahrir, Ahmed considers western education a threat to Muslims (I’m assuming because it doesn’t include modules on camel shagging, wiping your arse with your own hand and advanced child molestation).

She has ranted against any attempt to prevent child marriage and has helpfully written that ‘nothing will be contained within the curriculum that contradicts with Islam, such as the teaching of the ideas of freedom, nationalism, democracy or evolution in a positive light’.

Ahmed further believes that the rest of us must be subjected to Islamic teaching, emphasising that ‘Nor can there be any schools established on any other religion, sect or race… Even the non-Muslims need to be educated under the educational curriculum of Islam… by pushing them to think about the correct belief in life.’

Thanks but no thanks. I do not wish to have seven wives all with a moustache, vindaloo sauce on my cornflakes each morning or kissing the rug in the front room five times a day. Fuck off.

GB news

Nominated by Benito Cuntolini.