Ben Wyatt – Wee Dundee Twat

This little scrub (on the right in pic – DA) is the manager of a restaurant called Wee Mexico in Dundee outside which he recently left this sign:

Please do not enter if you have symptoms of Covid-19, racism, homophobia or transphobia.

He says he want’s to ban prejudiced people from the restaurant. “A while back some customers complained they were being harassed based on the way they looked and we had to kick the perpetrators out” said the tattooed, goatee’d, emaciated bigot.

Hmm. It’s not acceptable for a cake shop to refuse making a cake for a couple of twinkletoes but apparently it’s alright to refuse entry if your politics don’t align with these intolerant mooks.

“I am a privileged white male but this does happen, especially in the hospitality industry.” Psh.

Nonetheless this begs the question: against whom DOESN’T the sign discriminate? Presumably you can enter if you’re a murderer, a child-groomer, a rapist, someone who tortures animals, a drug-dealer, a terrorist, a Communist, Irish, or a religious nutter looking to decapitate somebody.

Careful you don’t turn away too many customers or… ? Puff! Your business will have disappeared up its arse.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

(Calling a restaurant “Wee Mexico” is surely racist and a candidate for cultural appropriation? – DA)

Justin Welby – Archbishop of Cunterbury and Brexit (11)

Onward Christian Soldiers, of a leftish bent (or just bent full stop) – a few Hail Mary’s as we nibble a cracker and drink the communion wine, as a tribute to the shit stirring motherfucker Jason (or is it Justin?, anyway a poofy ladies hairdresser name) Welby and his four helpers. Poor old Welby still hasn’t got over Brexit, and he and his bumchums have treated us to a lecture on morals:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8853329/Boris-Johnson-set-war-UKs-five-Church-leaders-Brexit.html

The Archbishop of Canterbury would be a great addition to the Labour “family”, in fact he might be even more “pure” than Dame Kweer. I can just see old Welby grinning from ear to ear as he minced round the stage at the next Conference with an audience leading the singing of The Red Flag. Yet another filthy rich cunt patronising the proles.

It is a pity Welby and friends don’t keep their noses out of politics, but they must bring untold joys to The New European, who will doubtless use this intervention to justify their crusade.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

..and seconded by: Another Cunting Mess

The ArchGodbotherer of Cunterbury and his fellow Archbishcunts and Bishcunts shitting in the House of Cunts.

What the fuck? How dare these unelected, self obsessed, k*ddie f*ddlers lecture the Government and by inference, We the people, about Brexit and morality.

These cunts must have an opinion and stance on everything. They are usually dressing well to the left and with a hint of woke BLM of course.

Just fuck off the lot of you. Stick to subjects you know about like Bible classes, preparing sermons, Sunday Schools and talking a load of bollocks.

Dana Nawzar Jaf

The Cunt would be “British based”,wouldn’t he?….

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8851689/Anger-writer-condemns-brutal-police-murder-Islamist-terrorist-beheaded-French-teacher.html

A product of Durham University and another who sees nothing wrong in some fanatic decapitating anyone who offends his religious sensibilities…indeed,is more concerned about the fanatic getting shot.
What the fuck is such a type doing here? Why doesn’t he take his outrage at the brutal slaying of some murderous fanatic and just Fuck Off back to where he came from?

Good for the French Police…I hope that our “Force” will adopt the same robust response…but somehow I doubt it.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler 

Ian Hopkins (Manc Plod Boss)

With that fat cunt in Downing Street arguing with redundant Thunderbird puppet, Burnham, Hopkins has vowed to enforce a Tier 3 lockdown ‘without fear of favour’. What an absolute cunt. First all, Manchester does not NEED a Tier 3 lockdown, because all the evidence points to the fact that infections here are going DOWN. Second, this is the same Chief Cuntbubble who allowed his officers to stand by and do nothing (except take a knee) when ANTIFA and BLM infested the city centre a couple of months back. Double standards much, Hopkins? Or do you think that the Bat Flu wouldn’t affect these wretched, far left, Marxist swamp donkeys?

Hopkins says that he his answerable to Burnham, but operationally independent, which is true. My problem, is that this cunt is playing politics, when the police are supposed to apolitical. If he wants to get into politics, then he should get himself elected. Though considering how useless he is in charge of one the UK’s largest police forces, I have no reason to believe he would be any better as an MP. There’s plenty of crime in Greater Manchester that Hopkins could be focussing on. They still haven’t found my stolen car for a start. The last thing Manchester needs right now, is yet another overpaid political gobshite.

And if he really wants to do something useful, he can start by raising the standards of his officers. I saw one in the city centre on Thursday who looked like a sack of shit. His uniform was a mess, he had a man bun (aka, ‘Twat Knot’) and his was, to put it mildly, unkempt. How can he expect people to respect his officers when they look like Charlie Chaplin’s grandchildren? Any, Ian ‘Hitler’ Hopkins, you are a cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Ellie Harrison, who put the cunt in Cuntry File

Ellie Harrison is a cunt, isn’t she.

“The British countryside is racist and white people need to acknowledge they have benefitted from the past” declared this wealthy leftie whilst glugging champers and checking people are listening.

This virtue-signaller is usually discovering new techniques for killing cows on the dreariest programme on TV – Cuntryfile. When she’s not discussing potato fertiliser or new innovations for sheep slaughter she’s moaning about equal pay. Zzzzz.

Yes, yes, she is rather attractive, I would certainly allow her to mount the Magnanimous pole providing she keep the noise to groans and whimpers as I suspect she might have a bumpkin twang and they can be as unpleasant as Irish or Australian accents.

I spend a lot of time in The Lakes where my family seat is and I’ve seen people of colour on the mountains. Admittedly they do look a tad odd yet they seem content and friendly, and aren’t stealing, selling drugs, decapitating infidels, or grooming children.

“The BLM has led me to re-evaluate my behaviour” said Ellie. Zzzzzz. Where’s John Craven with a cow-killing stud gun when you require him?

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous