The illegal immigrant parasites who are currently infesting Penally camp in Pembrokeshire. Apparently unhappy with their (in my opinion) overly generous accommodation at an MOD transit camp in Wales, these cheeky fuckers have decided to protest about the distinct lack of a four star hotel. They’ve taken to standing outside the camp with badly spelled slogans written on pieces of cardboard, to bemoan their current living conditions. One of them had written “I am not in British Arm”. Nice try, Sabu, but you forgot to add the Y at the end.

It boils to my piss to volcanic temperatures to see these entitled parasites doing such a thing. They’re ALREADY living in better conditions than they did in Calais. They have a roof over their heads, three meals a day, medical care, clothing. All of which is being paid for by us, the taxpayer. They’re getting everything they need to live, but giving nothing back, except ingratitude. I’ve been to Penally camp. It’s basic, but like I said, it’s a damn site better than Calais.

Considering these freeloading parasites came here uninvited and unwanted, they have nothing to complain about. And there’s something else missing here, all the pious, self-righteous lefties, who have previously been so keen for the government to let the entire world settle here, have been conspicuous by their silence. Only a few weeks ago, Lineker claimed he was taking in a parasite, yet even now, nobody has seen them, and the only ‘proof’ has been a letter of thanks, allegedly written by said parasite, which, suspiciously, contained criticism of the Tory government.

Between them, jug ears, JK Rowling, Emma Thompson and all the other pro-parasite morons could easily pay for the entire camp at Calais to be brought to the UK and housed indefinitely. But none of them have said a fucking word. As far as I’m concerned, the Penally parasites have NO right to complain. Having come here illegally, they are criminals. They should be in prison. They’re uninvited, unwanted and there is a noticeable lack of females, children and elderly people. And now they have the fucking nerve to whinge about their accommodation. Here’s an idea, if you don’t like it, fuck off back to Calais.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Big fat cunting for this once great charity, set up by, you guessed it, a white philanthropist Dr Thomas Barnardo. Remember a few years ago when it pronounced that UKIP members were unfit to be adoptive parents? Well I fucking well do!

Now it has bought out this – “If you’re a parent or carer, grandparent or guardian, we’re produced a helpful guide to speaking to children about the subject of ‘white privilege’.”

Cunters can check it out here in all its depraved detail here: https://www.barnardos.org.uk/blog/white-privilege-guide-for-parents

Christ on his proverbial bike, indoctrinating poor little orphans about their privilege has got to be a new level of mental sickness.These fucking Barnado’s cunts need to have their closest relatives die and then be preached at not to be so selfish. Or perhaps they just need introducing to Unkle Terry’s oven asap.

First alerted to this horror via this https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/barnardo-s-and-the-myth-of-white-privilege-

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

My lovely market town has been carved up with these ridiculous cycle lanes which have halved the traffic capacity and clogged the place up. Every time I’ve had to endure driving by these things, there are no cyclists in them!! They’ve even had the nerve to put signs in the lanes stating they are ‘Covid-19 Pop Up Cycle Lanes’. What kind of horrific nomenclature is that?

I have no idea how police or ambulances are supposed to get through one lane of traffic. Vehicles can’t get by the poles and there is a massive central reservation made of concrete. Are the emergency services to get on their bikes to attend to crime and people in medical emergency? Do they envisage paramedics cycling on customised cycles with a trailer carrying a stretcher and drip? Firemen cycling furiously along with a hose in their panniers? Nor do I understand how taxis are supposed to drop off a disabled passenger. I expect these lanes are in Bournemouth and Worthing – places full of old people that can just about walk never mind cycle!

Now I see in the Daily Fail that the govt are spunking yet more money on this.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8945201/Government-grants-175MILLION-fund-new-cycle-lanes-despite-congestion-clogging-cities.html

Nominated by: Cuntologist 

…and supported by: DCI Gene Cunt

Covid Cycle Lanes and Road Narrowing For Social Distancing.

I’d like to heartily endorse Cuntologists cunting, above and, tack onto it, if I may? He asks how an ambulance manages?

Well, a few weeks ago we got sent to a 16 day old baby, breathing difficulties. Arrive on scene and are confronted with a cyanosed baby, breathing at 72 breaths per minute, low SATS, tracheal tug and recession.

We’re on scene less than five minutes, and half that was getting into and out of the truck. Pre-alert Childrens ED and blue-light for all I’m worth. Get near the hospital and these cunting lanes are on the main fucking road leading to it.

Exactly as Cuntologist describes. We’re fucking stranded until the traffic lights change. I am nearly in tears with frustration, sat next to an empty fucking ‘cycle cunting lane’.

Previously, we had a clear run as traffic could move left and right, allowing us to go through. Not any more. The child arrived alive, no thanks to the motherfuckers on the council for authorising this shitfest. I have no idea what happened to her after.

A very valid cunting.

‘And in Wiltshire Giles and his wife Mary’, ‘And in Derby the Siddiquis’. ‘In Hull Jenny and best mate Lee’.

Fucking Craig Cash’s moronic gormless- sounding voiceover. As though he’s talking to some idiot child. Come to think he’s made gormlessness his forte. His character was in The Royal Family. I did hear that Caroline Aherne would get frustrated with him because he was in reality gormless. Mind you she had some anger issues if what ‘Hookey’ said about her is true.

Another thing about it is how CAREFUL they are when talking about some POLITICAL news item. I mean the families are supposed to be representative of the whole country,-race, class, sexuality. But they’re all Leftish. Universal scorn when there was a piece about Sir Nigel.

You have the two Gays. How cosy they are with their very expensive looking pedigree hounds. He got rid of his old Gay and has got a new younger one.

One thing though that female vicar has gone. Sat there in her pajamas- her huge slippers on, her leg over hubby who never said anything.

Yes, that’s it. It was sold to us that these are people in the most natural setting and they are free to say what they want. But they’re not really. They play up to the camera as in any other setting.

Finish up. They sometimes show them watching an old film. Yes they’re they all were huddled up on the couch, knees clasped, eyes wide open, mouth open …at….wait for it…. ‘Jaws’.

My jaw dropped as well at all the fucking acting going in.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

Their current crop of adverts with the (ubiquitous) mixed-race couple, the dad who looks and sounds like he’s special needs, patting his pocket, (I’d like to pat the back of his head with a cricket bat), is sending my blood pressure dangerously high. Again.

Because of that, Asda can shove their shop right up their khyber.

Now, excuse me while I pop a bisoprolol or ten.

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt 

and seconded by Spanky Mc Spank

I second this, mixed race advertising is really annoying…fuck me, Amazon has one with a dim looking architect gigging around like she has fleas and it also features mixed race fucking DWARF couple.