Not content with prattling on about woke issues and white privilege, leaving our most creative midfielder in Grealish on the bench, playing with three right backs and two defensive midfielders and stifling a gifted crop of young attacking talent through his ultra-conservative style of ‘football’, he has now called up Jude Bellingham to the senior squad.

Whilst he’s going to be a fantastic player, Southgate seems to have forgotten the fact that he’s only 17, has played just 11 games total in the German top flight and clearly isn’t ready.

If he isn’t careful he’s gonna do to the lad what Eriksson did to Walcott.

Sack the cunt now and bring in Howe or Pochettino.

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun

First he gets suspended from the Labour party after his dipshit comments following the release of the report into Labour’s anti-Semitism under his ‘leadership’, now magic grandpa has apparently decided to nominate himself for both cunt of the year and retard of the century.

Throughout the Flu Manchu, Corbyn has repeatedly broken the rules. From turning up to parliament, despite the rules saying MP’s his age should stay away, to breaking social distancing rules by wandering around his constituency, trying to shake hands with people, to breaking the rule of six by attending a dinner party with MORE than six people.

Well, now he’s done it again. Breaking travel restrictions by travelling from tier 2 London, to the tier 1 Isle of Wight, where he again broke social distancing rules by posing with various equally retarded Corbyn supporters.

He has also spent time with a fellow suspended Labour Party member and activist, Stephen Smith, who describes himself as ‘neuro-divergent Labour’ (translation: Loony Left), and who is currently under investigation over alleged anti-Semitism on social media. Just a couple of days ago, Smith posted a cartoon of the Israeli PM flying an IDF jet and firing ‘defamation’ missiles at Corbyn. The local branch secretary for Labour, Robert Jones is not happy, tweeting;

“… a suspended member – you really couldn’t make this up. Of course, he wouldn’t have known he was posing with a suspended member, but thanks Jeremy: you don’t come down here when you could have done as leader, and now here you are — gurning for selfies. But never mind: I hope your batteries were re-charged and you had a rest, anyway.”

Apparently, Smith also has a habit of posting YouTube videos in which he rants about Labour, while naked. Isn’t there some kind of indecency issue there? Anyway, Corbyn’s continued insistence that he is exempt from Bat Flu rules, and his graceless comments about the anti-Semitism report make him a complete and utter cunt. Again.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

(More here – DA – https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8908945/Jeremy-Corbyn-escapes-Labour-anti-Semitism-fury-weekend-Isle-Wight.html )

(I could have used a header pic of a grubby London chav giving it large, innit, but opted for this lady instead. Thus giving you a good excuse to look very closely at the text on her t-shirt and not feel guilty about it – DA)

Uttered by turds who want to emphasise something but lack the lexical variety. Locked and ready to be gobbed at any moment. Repeated over and over like a simpleton’s Tourette twitch. By contrast, does it mean that when this shitty cliché ISN’T said, the speaker IS lying?

Notably it’s pronounced by London chavs in a weird Yorkshire-type accent rendering the hackneyed drivel even odder: “Ah ain’ gonnah laaa tuh-yer, broh!” Sometimes it is married to a gang sign hand gesture as if fresh from a Baltimore ghetto.

This seems to be as popular as the hackneyed “to be honest” , a nervous twitch that begins many a sentence, especially with foreigners/pîkeys/bumpkins. Again, does it mean a lack of honesty when NOT said.

Another modern phrase, another stab in the heart for intelligent discourse, another grating ear-worm, another trite saying uttered by fatuous, automaton-like shit-gibbons

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Yesterday (Monday 9th October), Major gave a speech in which he basically called the UK a tiny, shitty, irrelevant nation, who will fade into obscurity once we fully leave the EU. Apparently, we make up only 1% of the world’s population. Yes, but we are the world’s fifth largest economy. This from one of the WORST Prime Ministers in British history. This is the cunt who signed the Maastricht Treaty, which effectively created the EU.

Major is one of the most insanely fervent of remainers, and his speech smacked of sour grapes and foot stamping. It was pathetic. It was childish and immature, but then so are remainers. He ended the speech by demanding a referendum (these fuckers are obsessed with them. Which is strange, considering they were against the referendum in which we got to decide whether to leave the EU or stay in) to decide to whether to accept or reject the final outcome. Fuck off, four eyes. The decision has already been made. You’ve delayed and obfuscated for four and a half years. You and the other traitors have lost. Accept it.

Major and the other Britain hating shite sacks are currently calling on “President” Joe Biden to punish the UK for daring to leave their precious EU. They may get their wish. Being of Irish descent, Biden is known to hate the UK, and has been photographed with both Gerry Adams and a leader of the IRA. He’s also pro-EU. Though what the fuck our membership of the EU has to do with that dementia riddled old cunt I don’t know. In my view, ANYONE who calls for the UK to be punished over a democratic decision not only isn’t British, they are a traitor.

And let’s face it, these days Major is more famous for having an affair with Edwina Currie, than he is for his time in Downing Street. Its’ over, Major. the UK is an independent nation once again. And despite your Quisling like pronouncements, the UK will do VERY well. If you don’t like that, you’re free to jump on a plane, and fuck off somewhere else. Believe me, you will not be missed. You weak, pathetic elephant sized cunt!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

(And here’s some nice backlash – DA https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1358640/brexit-news-sir-john-major-latest-speech-social-media-backlash )

When it comes to the dead pool, I’m careful to pick people whose passing I can genuinely rejoice if it gives me a win. Only real cunts will do, not just some random old fucker.

So, today should have been a good day, as a long standing favourite of mine died a miserable death in hospital.

But no! What should have been a day for the whole country to rejoice that a truly despicable piece of murdering shit has finally done the taxpayer a favour and is off to a better place; up a fucking chimney, has been soured by fucking virtue signalling.

Initially it was Yorkshire police, who apologised for some of the language used during the hunt for the ripper, and the suggestion that sex workers (prostitutes in old money) are less of a loss to society than ordinary women.

The the dreaded BBC joined in, with with Jeremy Vile interviewing some feminist harpie who stopped short of saying the police actually murdered the girls themselves, and said police at the time telling women to stay at home to stay safe made them even more likely to be raped and killed by men who they lived with.

Peter Sutcliffe RIP (rot in piss).

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

… and seconded by Another Cunting Mess 

Rip Peter Sutcliffe, a world renowned cunt.

This despicable excuse for a human being has just died in prison of Covid 19. Judging from the MSM response you’d think Jesus Christ had been put to death again!

This man was a cunt of the highest order, a cold blooded killer of women who should be forgotten about not glorified as a different news item from the fucking virus.

Get a grip you MSM CUNTS.