The eternally awaited muslim child grooming report.

A battleship arsed size cunting for our favourite tough talking pig in a wig Priti (useless) Patel.

After years of delays, sly connivance and desperate rewrites we finally (after I and others instigated a formal Parliamentary complaint and the threat of legal action) get the report and guess what – according to this fantasy unicorn land bollocks it turns out (conveniently) it was not muslims doing it but organised gangs of whiteys who were not muslims!

No mention whatsoever for the police, councils, children’s homes, social workers, media and politicians who know this is happening everywhere, knew this was happening everywhere, did nothing and imprisoned people like Tommy Robinson for the journalistic crime of reporting this.

How much further down the gutter can we go?

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

(More here – DA https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/the-home-office-s-grooming-report-is-an-exercise-in-obfuscation )

(Yank invention so Yank spelling)

Not a genuine compo so far as Yours Truly knows but never say never.

What is obvious is that the Wokery is in a panic with persons of color popping up everywhere on the media. No POC as James Bond yet but damn close.

Suddenly POCs as grinning old cunts buying funeral plans, extra woke POC s in wheelchairs presenting exotic travel programmes, annoying POC presenting Sky at Night and on and on. Even saw a POC “Science Communicator” attached to a programme to explain idiot simple concepts like why it gets dark at night – even I know that – take a night shot, turn the lights off, go to bed, pull me night cap down, shimmy me old arse to dispense any latent gas, close eyes and drift off. It’s dark.

There was some ultra woke “Portrait Artist of The Year” compo on Sky Arts or BBC Bore it might have been. One male POC, one Gay POC and one female non POC artiste. They had to draw or paint woke candy camp non POC Eddie Izzard….(lovely blue eyes though) in Miss Whiplash boots (and referred to in the female pronoun by all) and another subject of their choice which turned out to be a non-entity that eludes me (by Male POC), Gay non POC boyfriend (by Gay POC) and POC female friend (by non POC female artiste). Who accumulated the most Woke points and won? Gay POC natch who got the prize (£10 000 and commission to paint POC Cuban ballet dancer in Cuba and Brum).

Interesting foot note, despite all being fascinated by Eddie’s burning blue eyes, their full glory never really made it to the canvas. Eddie was disappointed.

Point about all this camperoony is that the POC is invariably of West Indian/African heritage which excludes two thirds of the POC planet. Who is running all those Chinese, Bengali, Pakistani, Afghan, Persian, Indian, Nandos ect ect restaurants?

Woke friends cry waycist if so reminded.

#stoke the woke.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke 

I’d like to Cunt Alice Roberts the Historian.

I’ve watched and liked her programmes for years but the last series about Britain’s Most Historic Towns she has to fucking mention slavery in every programme and basically called Nelson a cunt.

Every episode mentions the slave trade, imperial controversy, the empire blah blah blah. You can see how recent lefty lunacy has subverted everything within the media from the news to general documentaries like this.

This is now another programme I will refuse to watch. I may as well chuck my TV out the window and just read a book it’s getting that bad.

Nominated by: Little Lord Fontlacunt

https://www.radiotimes.com/tv-programme/e/mw92c9/britains-most-historic-towns–s3-e7-britains-most-historic-towns/

Today I had to deliver a load of medication to a retirement home for retired clergy.

Went to one door ring bell, fuck all response, ring bell again, wait, nope fuck all. Gestapo type knock, telling her to answer the fucking door you cunt I’m a busy boy.

Fucking old biddy I’m coming, no mobility issues, tearing me a new one for waking her up. This is at 9.00 Am !!!!

FFS It’s not all about you, you old cunt, I’ve got a running list as long as my fucking arm here, just get your arse out of bed at a more decent hour.

Said biddy rings my manager to complain, Zero fucks given by manager, she educated her nicely, Good drills boss

Nominated by: CuntyMort

Fuck me. Just read about this cunt. He was going through a divorce (I wonder why?) and his kindly elderly parents gave him a place to stay while he sorted his life out.

However, this fella was a fan of the grumble. A fucking huge fan by the sounds of things. He had over £18,000 worth of porn which he decided to bring into his parents’ home (without asking it seems). The collection also included two boxes of sex toys. The mind boggles.

Anyway, after 10 months the cunt was still living with his put upon parents and wanking himself half blind, while ramming stuff up his arse and shoving pumps onto his bellend and maybe even clips onto his balls (who the fuck knows? Sounds like you do – NA) I’m guessing his parents were thinking he’d be there a month or two and be getting on with sorting his life out. He was going nowhere, except to the eye clinic and to the repetitive strain injury department.

The cunt’s in his 40s and his parents, in my opinion, were trying to help him when they threw his ‘collection’ out.

Did Mr Wanking thank them and sort his life out?

Did he fuck.

He took them to court. Not only that, he won. He can now claim damages for losing his spunk stained grumble collection.

I’m not some puritan who wants porn banning, but fuck me.

I hope the cunt goes blind if he hasn’t already.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-55370919