Comedy chat shows and their hosts are a load of cunts.

When I was younger I remember when a chat show was just two or maybe three people talking. There was a presenter and one or two guests. The quality of these shows sometimes varied, but on the whole they were done by people who could do their job properly and keep a serious conversation going with insightful and interesting questions. Presenters like David Frost, Gay Byrne, Michael Parkinson, and Terry Wogan come to mind. They weren’t without humour, but it as subtle and there was a time and a place for it.

Now? We have the abomination that is the comedy chat show. Some loudmouthed ‘look at me’ cunt who has very little to no conversation skills who wants to get as much attention as the celebrity guest they are ‘interviewing’. This type of twat always has to think they are a comedian and that every appearance and every show has to be funny.

They can’t have a serious conversation with a guest and stupid pranks, quizzes and childish games are rife. Numerous props are used as well as gimmicks and a simple one to one talk is beyond their grasp and capabilities. Then there is every question being made into a ‘joke’ or an innuendo. Graham Norton with his ‘ribald humour’ and Jonathan ‘cunt’ Woss interrupting everyone and his smutty probing with every female guest he has on.

Both these two clowns are heavily reliant on props and every show has to be some sort of big joke. Can anybody imagine either Norton or Woss interviewing past greats like Richard Burton, Jimmy Stewart, Matt Busby, Audrey Hepburn, Bill Shankly, Michael Caine, John Wayne and Bette Davis? They would think the idea of those two pricks hosting a serious chat show would be a joke, and they’d be right.

Comedy (decent comedy, that is) is all well and good. But it has no place on a chat show. One never saw David Frost or Melvyn Bragg playing for laughs or saying to some female star ‘Coowor! I can see your knickers fwom ‘ere!’. Woss and Norton (and others like Alan Carr) are cunts who have ruined what was once a fine art on television.

Nominated by: Norman 

Liverpool’s Joe Anderson and Our Friends in The North

For an old cunt like Yours Truly who has had a relationship with the construction industry, it’s happy days are here again and back to the ‘70s. Then political corruption and back handers reached dizzying heights. Large brown paper parcels stuffed with cash left in station khazis for retrieval by bent plod, bent developers and bent politicians. All expenses paid holidays to Torremolinos or Call Girls and Shampoo (what we called Champagne in those comb over days) in exchange for Planning Permission etcetera etcetera and all managed by Enforcers disposing of Awkward Cunts face down in concrete and propping up motorways all over Brum and Newcastle. T Dan Smith and Reggie Maudling ring any bells?

Fast Forward to the Covid ‘20s and Livverpoool takes centre stage. Joe Anderson the Labour Mayor has “stepped aside” (how we love that phrase) following serious allegations of fraud, theft and intimidation in relation to vastly overpriced capital projects. We refer interested parties to the link below so that they may read for themselves and make their own judgements with regards to these matters (as me brief advises) there-bye keeping ISAC’s nose clean and Yours Truly is able to refrain from having to write “allegations” every second sentence.

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/arrest-liverpool-mayor-joe-anderson-19408761

We are further advised that we may describe Mr Anderson as a slap head pig faced Liverpoool cunt, our defence residing in the truth of the statement.

We always like to close on a gag or in this case Kharma. One of the alleged miscreants is a Mr Elliot Lawless.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Arise Sir Hamilcunt.

As expected, this years list is “the most ethnically diverse” yet, according to the official release?.

14.5 % bame, 4% LGBTQ.

Hoorah?.

Jimmy Greaves gets an MBE, some black make up artist a damehood?.

Cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

and this, from Brian Stoat

“SIR” Lewis Hamilton? Surely a joke.

The cunt isn’t even British. A Swiss resident with an American accent. Do I need to say more?

I probably could’ve left it simply and concisely at “Hamilton. Cunt.”

What a cunt.

Good King Wenceslas is simply a cunt.

He last looked out on the “Feast Of Steven” but under the new government back of fag packet rules this would clearly be banned under both Tier 2 and 3 so he should be arrested with haste for that alone.

Then he had the sheer cheek to call a local degenerate/thief a “poor man” and a so called “peasant” which clearly breaks all the new regulations for the protection of the permanently baffled in society, the “poor man” was probably a member of our colourful LGBTTFFFQQA community too which makes it a capital offence.

Last but no least he mentions Saints which clearly do not belong in any religion in the UK and finally he does not get on his royal knees to the brave BLM activists who have just arrived to steal his car and VCR.

I therefore conclude he should be thrown into jail…or a KFC/McDonalds whichever is closest.

(On behalf of your admin crew, have a safe and fun New Year’s celebration this evening, cunters. See you all in 2021 – NA)

Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank

Cunts in BMWs who are too busy holding a cup of coffee to use their indicators on roundabouts.

That is all.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Supported by Spanky Mc Spank 

Second this one with an additional cunting for Aldi, VW and Seat drivers.

You’re just envious because you can’t afford one aren’t you? nope, I just don’t want to look like a benefits cunt or a photocopier salesman.

As Dick says above, that is all.