A sorry tale of poverty and misery.

St Marcus ‘s mum has opened up about the extreme poverty at home. Mel Maynard (?) has said they often couldn’t even afford bread and she shipped the fledgling saint off to Man Yew Academy aged 11 so he could eat. Yes she basically sold him off.
Shocking. However, a few questions arise.

Where is his father in this? Surely not absent, that would be a cliche.
How come no one at Man Yew, who took him on aged 7, noticed he was starving? I thought fitness and nutrition would form part of the training.

This took place during the Labour glory years of benefits for all before the wicked Tories starved all the children, so how come the poverty?

And at which point did he become aware of the benefits of tax avoidance via ‘image rights’.

I think there is much more to this than the authorised version. I wont hold my breath for any in depth reportage.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

(Interesting links – DA https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/13519324/marcus-rashford-mum-skipped-meals-to-feed-children/

and on the flip side, https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9069589/Marcus-Rashford-set-bumper-new-Manchester-United-deal.html )

A STI infected plumbers ballcock, shithouse cunting please for geezer guvnor plumber Mullins, who has a penchant for publicity, no matter how much of an arsehole he makes himself look achieving it.

Now the Robin Askwith wannabe has decided he would rather see another pandemic than accept Brexit:

https://www.cityam.com/londons-most-famous-plumber-charlie-mullins-id-take-another-pandemic-over-brexit-every-time:

I never wish death or illness on anyone but if this halfwit really believes this, it will be his own fault if he physically suffers for it himself .

Like other remainer cunts if he loves the EU so much why doesn’t he fuck off to Brussels and suck Barniers cock for him – he looks the sort of elderly rent boy the Krays would have used in their later days.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

SNP MP Drew Hendry deserves a nomination. Last night (Wednesday 16th December) the House was sitting to hear the reading of the Internal Market Bill, before it passed into law. Like the rest of the Scottish Nazi Party, Hendry is vehemently against Brexit, and to show his opposition, Hendry decided to throw a tantrum, like a five year old princess. He shouted continually, to try to stop other, more mature MP’s from speaking and when that didn’t work, the prissy little bitch grabbed the mace.

Because of his childish bitch fit, he was officially named, which means he is now suspended. He can’t sit in the house for five days (some of the media say it’s 24 hours, but it’s five days). Something which will piss him off even more is that Parliament will closing for Christmas shortly, and even if MP’s are forced to sit on Christmas day to pass the Brexit bill, he won’t be able to take up his seat in the commons until about mid January. This means he faces losing £7000 in salary, because the suspension is unpaid.

Oh dear. See what happens when you’re an immature gobshite? Hendry, like the rest of the SNP, and Remainers in general, is an ignorant, swivel loon. This automatically makes him a cunt. Acting like a two year old on a sugar rush, makes him a mega cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

(More here – DA https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9060675/SNP-MP-Drew-Henry-suspended-House-Commons-shouting-Brexit-bill-passed.html )

To add to QDM’s recent words on this particular subject, I’d like to say Channel 5 are cunts.

Their new series on Anne Boleyn really does take the piss and piss on British heritage and history. In this version Henry VIII’s ill fated second wife is black. And no, she is not of a Markle type hue, she is as black as the Ace of Spades and Darth Vader’s codpiece.

We will get all this crap about ‘diversity’ and ‘reimagining’, but this is not some woke ‘re-telling’ of a fictional story with fictional characters (although they are bad enough anyway).

Anne Boleyn was a real person. She was also Queen of England and the mother of Queen Elizabeth I. Surely someone of such historical significance and standing (however brief it was) deserves more respect and better treatment?

This isn’t another David Copperfield or Hermione Grainger piece of colour change bollocks. This is an actual former Queen of the realm who suffered a fit up worthy of the News of the World and an execution to follow, and what Channel 5 are doing is fucking outrageous and disgraceful.

Also,we all know what would happen if it were the other way about, don’t we? If Benedict Cuntberbatch played Nelson Mandela, or Michael Sheen as Malcolm X? We wouldn’t see the last of it and the ‘cultural appropriation’ sirens would be heard for miles.

Even if a white actor portrayed a low life like Saint Chicken Floyd George, the indignation and race card puling would be immense and go on forever. But it’s OK if ‘they’ do it, right? Wrong! The hypocrisy and double standards stink the place out as it is, but Anne was an English Queen and mother of another great and iconic English Queen and she deserves better. But she won’t get it from such two faced demented woke cunts. To hell with them.

God save the Queen.

Nominated by: Norman 

Supported by Komodo 

Illustrative of the above (already posted under BLM Shit, but so good I’ll post it twice)
https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/attachments/bbc-actors-depicting-historical-figures-jpg.529304/

…and another, this time from mystic maven 

I think that Channel Five deserves a nomination, they’ve gone well down the path of wokedom. Not only did they have a black woman portraying Anne Boelyn, but apparently, according to my dear old mum, they featured a black woman playing a farmer’s wife in All Creatures Great and Small. The script writers put in some bullshit along the lines of ‘When I first arrived here, people were surprised to see someone like me’… yeah I’m surprised too, as there were no black characters in any of the books.

As some might have noticed, Old Macca is releasing a new album ‘McCartney III’.

But the thing is he is going all out to get his record to Number One in the album charts and they way he’s doing it is a meistercunt at werk.

‘McCartney III’ has come out on on scores of different coloured vinyl (red, white, pink, you fucking name it) and also in many different coloured sleeves and he hasn’t stopped there either. Even the CD has been released in over five different covers and colours. Also, each CD apparently has a ‘unique’ and ‘secret’ track.

The CDs are colour-coded (white, red, blue, yellow) and each CD contains a unique ‘secret’ demo bonus track. Fans are encouraged to collect them all to ‘complete the series”. Needless to say, Beatles ‘completists’ and saddos will lap this shite up.

This will mean there are 10 different physical editions of McCartney III that will count towards the UK chart: the five vinyl mentioned above and now five CDs (the original CD and the four new ones).

Apparently Macca sneers at anyone in the music game who questions his work or how crap it is ‘When did you last have a Number One?’ He used to spit this at George Martin, Elvis Costello and other renowned producers and players. There was only John Lennon who he wouldn’t or couldn’t talk down to.

But it has been a long time since he himself has had a Number One (not counting Beatles reissues), so he is desperate to have one so he can keep saying it and bolster his ‘superiority’.

You’d think at his age and after all his success as both a Fab and a solo artist he wouldn’t be arsed. But it just shows what a cunt he is. I can’t imagine either John or George pushing 80 and giving a flying fuck if their records hit Number One or not. But this is Macca we are talking about.

But the funny bit is even with all these gimmicks and record whoring he might not even get the top spot. Taylor Swift has put a new one out, so it might be her. And Cliff Richard is also hovering near the Top Three, and he hasn’t had to put out loads of different versions to get there. I personally hope Old Cliff gets it and Macca has another fit about not getting his way, just like he did in 1970.

Nominated by: Norman