Lord Adonis (3)

Oh what a gay day for another cunting for the whey-faced old bastard so divorced from reality, that he imagines June 2016 never happened:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1378271/brexit-latest-news-boris-johnson-EU-trade-deal-royal-assent-britain-leaves-11pm

Yes, the old pansy with his fascist viewpoint doesn’t like Brexit, never will like it and is determined even now to stop it, or to restart the process of getting us back in the corrupt bunch of wankers.

A lot is said about making the unemployed work. For a couple of years in the mid 80s Adonis was a minor councillor in Oxford. The 90s and 2000s saw him sucking the arse of whoever was in power to get an “important” job. When finally told to fuck off, as no commercial organisation would employ the useless old turd, he spends all day on Twitter spinning his poisonous web.

Surely it is about time he was made to work. I am sure there is a lavatory in London that needs an attendent to clean it out. If he is lucky we might give him a broom, so he doesn’t have to use his tongue.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

 

and seconded by: Quick Draw McGraw 

Lord Adonis.
It’s 4:40pm, New Year’s eve. At 11pm, the United Kingdom will finally be free of that evil, insidious, proto-Communist organisation known as the EU. Most remainers have accepted the inevitable and moved on. But not all. ‘Lord’ Adonis, who has never stood for elected office, has announced that he wants to lead a campaign for the UK rejoin the Fourth Reich.

For fuck’s sake. Adonis and his ilk have spent the past four and a half years trying to overturn the democratic will of the voting majority. They failed. But like a four year old who loses a game of snap, Adonis and his immature bunch of loons just won’t admit defeat. In fact, Adonis stood up in the Lords today and actually claimed that Brexit was akin to Chamberlain’s appeasement of Hitler. What a despicable little creature Adonis is. And completely misnamed.

If Remainers want to suck EU cock, that’s their business. As far as I’m concerned, they’re nothing but traitors. A living affront to every man and woman who has died to keep this country free. NOBODY voted to join the EU. We weren’t even asked if we wanted to join a multi-national political organisation. People at the time were lied to when they were told that we’d simply be joining a trading bloc. And it was Major, back in ’92 who signed the Maastricht Treaty without the permission of the British people, thereby bringing the EU into being.

As far as I’m concerned, this is the correcting of an injustice that has been allowed to stand for over 30 years. If you want to live in an EU country, under the jackboot of a bunch of undemocratic, incompetent authoritarian cunts, then fuck off to a country that’s still a member. If you’re not prepared to do that, shut the fuck up.

2021

Is anyone going to tell me that 2021 will be in any small detail any better than the cunt year which has just thankfully expired?
No?
Thought not. Pre-emptive cunting then, and appreciate me for my predictive powers.
Mystic Komodo.

Nominated by: Komodo

River Rosenquist – Eye of the Tiger

River Rosenquist – this daft cunt put his arm through the bars of a tiger cage in a Florida zoo, then was surprised when the cute furry cat almost bit his arm off.

It turns out that he was a contract cleaner employed to clean shops and toilets only and had no business going anywhere near the animal cages.

Officials think that he was attempting to either pet or feed it – and I always thought that the term ‘biting the hand that feeds you’ was purely metaphorical.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Mystic Maven

Helpful link supplied by: Field Marshal Cuntgomery

June Sarpong (4)

June Sarpong needs to be nominated once more.

On the BBC News website today she proclaims that ‘white privilege’ exists. Well, bearing in mind that she draws a salary far beyond her talent having been appointed ‘Director of Cultural Diversity ‘ at the BBC it is patently in her interest not to say otherwise.

Most businesses have a a business model which is the opposite to that of the BBC. A business will find out what customers want and then seek to provide it. The BBC decides what is good for us regardless of the customer’s wishes.

A little research reveals this Sarpong woman to be spectacularly ill suited to any job beyond working a till at Asda. However, June Sarpong enjoys a salary and lifestyle way beyond those of most white people by claiming that they are the privileged ones.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/aboutthebbc/whoweare/june-sarpong

Nominated by: Guzziguy 

….and this from Gingers Ballsac

A cunting for the white hating piece of shit June Konadu Sarpong OBE.
Fuck is it ugly inside and out.
This is the BBC’s Director of Creative Diversity, who just happens to have a new book out “The Power of Privilege-How White People Can Challenge Racism”.
In her words “white privilege is rife as unfairness is baked into our system”.
She goes on about white people from a low income background that have an advantage because they are “never judged” on their race. The white working-class aren’t exempt either as “they have more power than those of black and asian backgrounds”.
Miss Sarpong who obviously feels hard done by was awarded the MBE in 2007 for services to broadcasting and to charity. In 2020 she was awarded the OBE for services to broadcasting.
The BBC pays this poor slave £75,000 a year for a 3 day working week.
Sarpong, my fucking heart bleeds for you as you are nothing more than a monumental cunt.

Cheap Cigarettes

I smoke cheaper fags nowadays because Marlboro Lights and Camel Lights are almost 11 squid a packet.

However, due to my insistence on smoking, and the fact that now I’m on 20 a day, the Pall Mall Flow Blue fags that I imbibe (9.50 a pack) keep dropping their coals on my carpet. 5 coals in 3 years including 3 today. Cunts.

Btw my iron’s a cunt as well because it fell off the ironing board and burnt mi bedroom carpet.

CUNTS!

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

(This nom was originally called “Cheap fags”. However, WordFence doesn’t like the “f” word. So to avoid your comments going into the Mod Q, please don’t use the word “fag” – DA)