Pa pa pa paa pa paa pa paa papa pa,papa pa pa pa paa pa pa POW!

Went the beloved Pearl&Dean theme; intermission, ladies selling choc ices from a tray round their neck, Sunkist, pop corn.
Was a big treat!!
My family only took me 3 times as a kid, my gran when I was about 5yrs to see ‘Jungle Book’,where I learnt about Kipling’s classic tale. Still love his cakes.
Then my dad took me to see ‘Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger’, where I learnt about the Muslim culture.
Then in 1977 my dad took me to see ‘Star Wars’; don’t think he enjoyed it but I did!
Although ahead of its time, a white man in bondage gear who talks like he’s black (Darth Vader), a gay robot (c3po) a midget in a bin (r2d2). A loud mouth sassy Yank princess , and the idea of a vast empire stretching out and using stormtroopers to enforce its will!!’Burn them alive!!’, shouted a 7yr old Miserable.

But as time passes no one goes the pictures now. The cinemas have turned into ‘multiplexes’-Yank shite.
Not a big treat anymore.
I miss it, now all the films have leading characters that in my day would be a villain or have subtitles.
Nowadays it’s preachy as fuck, every film has a message.I dont want a message, I want to be entertained!!

And a choc ice.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt 

Ever wondered why cops don’t bother about most crime affecting ordinary people? Why they act when someone takes the piss out of a tranny on Twatter? Why they take the knee and allow BLM rioters free range?

“A cash-strapped police force is advertising for a new £74,000-a-year ‘fairness and belonging’ director to ‘oversee improved inclusive culture throughout the workplace’.
The new role at West Midlands police, which includes 28 days of leave a year plus bank holidays and a ‘generous’ pension, comes as the force continues to face a funding shortage that has seen 2,000 officers lost since 2010.”.

Birmingham. Inner city knife and gun crime. Ever present danger of Muzzie lunatics. Drugs and druggies.
This is their response. Welcome to “wokedom”, where law and order takes second place to inclusivity.
Chief Con. is one David Thomson by the way. Surely, in the cause of inclusivity he should step down for a Muzzie transexual lesbian Vegan?

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble 

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/west-midlands-police-slammed-over-19560810

Seconded by Freddie the Frog

West Midlands Police

This Police “Service” are seeking a “forward thinking and creative individual” to be an “assistant director of fairness and belonging” on £74,340 a year.

Presumably only poofs, lezzers, trannies, pikeys, BAMEs, peacefuls, dinghy sailors, junkies, reformed criminals and Gary fucking Lineker need apply.

Fuck me….policing in the 21st century!!!

For those of you can’t stomach reading The Guardian, this is about some curry-muncher who gradually lost the use of her native language as she grew up in this Country.When lockdown hit she found that when she phoned her Mother,they couldn’t understand each other. One spoke in English,the other in some tandoori-patois.

Now if the writer has grown up in this Country,gone to school,got a job on a national paper etc.,the family must have been here 30 odd years….why can’t the old bag of a Mother speak English? How much must it has cost in translators as the auld bitch wheeled herself from the benefits office to the housing office to the Doctors etc?

Immigrants should be given a year to learn English…if they don’t,they should be put on the next banana-boat home. It is thoroughly disrespectful to the host Country not to learn the native language..it shows that they have no intention of assimilating and prefer to live as if they were still in CurryLand while enjoying all the benefits provided by the host Country.

Someone should go round to the old bag’s (council-funded,no doubt) house and serve her with a deportation order….I bet she’d fucking learn English quick enough then.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler 

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/dec/21/mother-lonely-covid-relearn-bengali-language

The modern day censorship

Noticed how often the TV news places an opaque letterbox over car licence plates ? Or blurs out individuals faces when they’re clearly breaking the law eg Partying Covidiots who should instead be shamed by exposure?

This insidious practice just makes me wonder this…. “what else are they hiding?”

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt 

Modern football is a cunt, but these cunts help to make the national game even less appealing.

My club (although with all the knee taking shite I’m losing interest), Arsenal, has loads of these imbeciles. You’ll see grown men shouting and screaming and smashing their phones at a tweet they don’t like. Grown men crying at a poor performance. Even during a fucking pandemic, the stupid fucks. We even have honky ‘experts’ in their late 30s talking like ‘a black man innit bruv, safe, I can’t lie’.

Man United have loads of these cunts too. If you’re completely mentally unstable, you can watch videos of these cunts watching the game…you can’t see it though. Just their ugly mugs talking bollocks. What sort of utter spastic would watch that for three hours? Thousands, it seems.

Not one of these cunts has come out and said the politicalization of football is wrong (knee taking, rainbow laces gayness etc). Not one has said ‘Why are clueless split arses commenting on men’s footy on the telly?’

They all toe the line and say nothing controversial. They just go full retard if they lose.

The upshot of these cunts is stuff like them getting your greatest manager ever sacked for coming 5th after finishing top 4 every year for two decades. Banners out. Protests. Now, we’re 14th with a squad costing far more than Wenger was ever given. Well done, you mugs.

I’m half hoping we go down so these cunts might fuck off and support Liverpool, Man United or Chelsea instead. Cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

(I can think of this channel for starters – DA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZH2sxpB2Kw&ab_channel=AFTV )

(BTW, There is a separate nomination for professional football pundits due to go-live in a few days. So please keep this thread for the amateur pundits – Thanks. Admin)