Another nomination of a non-expert, this time courtesy of the Longrider blog. First of all, I have no idea how put links in nominations, and I have no intention of learning. Just go to the blog and read the article. Anyway, step forward Stephen Reicher, Professor of Psychology at the University of St Andrews and member of Independent SAGE. Note, Professor of Psychology. Not Virology or Epidemiology.

He’s written a report, featured in the Grauniad, naturally, in which he argues that even Tier 4 level restrictions are not enough to fight the bat flu. Fuck me, where do they keep finding these Hitler clones? The Boys from Brazil was supposed to be a movie, turns out it’s a fucking documentary. As far as I can tell, Reicher’s proposals…even his name is German…are not just about even tougher restrictions on our freedom, they also read like a socialist manifesto. There’s lots of magic money tree spending proposals, such as moving university education on line and ensuring that ALL school children and Uni students be given free laptops and WiFi. It’s a long article, so I’m not going into detail.

The point is, I’m sick of these so called experts telling us how to live our lives. This motherfucker isn’t even a scientist, but feels entirely qualified to give advice to the government. As I said in my previous nomination, the government should now be telling these fuckwits to get back under their authoritarian rocks. Because that’s what this is actually about. It’s not about protecting people, it’s about controlling people. And as far as I’m concerned, they can suck a donkey’s cock. I’m not playing anymore.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/dec/28/covid-vaccine-uk-restrictions-independent-sage

https://www.longrider.co.uk/blog/2020/12/28/a-totalitarian-speaks-2/

Thanks to Dickie Dribbler for the two links – DA)

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Cunt that I am I have this on as I drink my morning coffees. I sort of accepted the Remoaning bias but thought their card had been marked by Cummings and co. Perhaps now he has been fucked off they think it’s all over?

Recently I have listened to a French cunt get an easy ride over the EU position while our own politicos get roasted.

Slimy tax avoiding hypocrite cunt Hamilton was guest editor and banged on about fucking racism and how it had held the poor over-privileged cunt back.

This morning oily cunt Gove was on and was harangued about Brexit at every turn. Every question a loaded negative.

Havent they had the memo? We are out. Offski. Fucked off.

The Today programme which fondly remembers all our yesterdays in the sunny uplands of the EU. The sooner the BBC is defunded the better.

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble

Now we all know that O’Leary is a cunt, but he’s scraped the bottom of the barrel of cuntitude with his latest ad campaign, Jab and Go.

I’ve traveled extensively in my life and have flown on some shitty airlines where I thanked the almighty when we landed safely. For example Trans Andean Airways where we had a shitty old DC3 so rusty that I could look down through the rusty floor, through the rusty hull and admire the mountains below. No, I’m not kidding.

Or China Airlines where they don’t just use fucking old aging Tridents, they use Russian copies of fucking old aging Tridents.

But I’d rather fly any of those rather than Ryanair. Jab and Go FFS! Don’t these cunts realise that the countries the other end of the flight might have something to say about that? Don’t they realise that they launched their campaign whilst flights are banned?

Or perhaps they just don’t give a shit about their customers as long as they grab their money?

Yeah, that’ll be it…

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/ryanair-slammed-jab-go-advert-19532524

Nominated by: Dioclese 

I nominate rear window de-misters.

Is it just my car, a humble Focus, or do they all have the same fault?

You switch it on and by the time the journey is over, it might just have cleared a millimeter on either side of each ‘heating’ element. If they can fit effective front windscreen de-misters, why not at the back too?

Nominated by: mystic maven

I wish to nominate commercialism in the form of Easter.

I went to the shops (Coles) on Boxing Day to stock up on gin and tonic water (farken hot here) and what do I see prominently displayed near the entrance? FUCKING hot crossed buns.

Odin’s fucking teeth and Juno’s tits! One most sincerely hopes the gates of Hell look like the entrance to Auschwitz and instead of “arbeit macht frei” say “The Jews were right you cunts”.

Nominated by: Shackledragger