MSM (5) & Brexit (4)

Continuation of pointless EU stories in the Media.

Example, sorry cunters it is from tired old auntie biased Beeb again.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-55414709

“EU care worker: Swapping Spain for Cornwall”
Who fucking gives a flying Fuck. Give me strength!!
The so called story. Story my arse, goes on to say that there are 100k + vacancies in the care sector. Let me guess another belated attempt to knock Brexit right at the death and say that all the folks in care homes are doomed because of it.

I really can’t fathom out any other reason? Cunters please if you can enlighten me.

“The BBC followed 22-year-old Pedro who moved from Andalusia in Spain, to his new home in Penance, to work as a carer.”

So fucking what!! I’m so so glad I don’t buy into Auntie cunt beeb’s subscription propaganda service. Pile of shite.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

and seconded by: Two In The Stink

In addition to the nomination by Everyonesacunt I’d like to add links to similar stories from the last couple of years which I think help to exemplify the sad desperation of not only the MSM but also remoaners in general regarding Brexit.

Please note the disparity, not just in the wording of the titles for both articles but also in the numbers used in the titles of both articles compared to each other (the dates of both in relation to each other are also quite telling). Dirty, clickbait remoaning cunts.

https://www.nurses.co.uk/nursing/blog/over-one-thousand-eu-nurses-have-left-nhs-since-referendum/

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-eu-citizens-nhs-crisis-migration-boris-johnson-hospital-health-a9239791.html

Sad, soft-arsed, cowardly, subservient remoaner cunts!

Go Hollywoke

Partisanship Hollywood is a cunt, isn’t it.

There’s been a tantrum about an actor being cast to play a deaf man….because he isn’t deaf. ‘The Stand’, a series written by Stephen King, has a deaf character which was given to a non-deaf actor Cue meltdown, anger, threats of boycotting.

This seems to be the latest fuckwittery from woke Hollywood. Another nail in the coffin for meritocracy.

Frankly, one of the funniest experiences I’ve had was when I was forced to endure a bird I was trying to conquer, playing ‘wife of Cratchit’ in an am-dram version of A Christmas Carol. Tiny Tim came hobbling in on his crutches, sat on a big chair, then spent the next ten minutes swinging his legs and waving at his family. It was ace.

Will you have to have had experience killing somebody to play James Bond? What about playing a soldier or lasering aliens in space? Will they soon insist that only gerbil-smugglers can be cast as homós?

Furthermore, should we not watch any film or delete all old films where an “able-bodied” actor played somebody with a disability and consequently have to ditch The Elephant man, Ryan’s Daughter, My Left Foot, Keyser Söze, et al?

Psh.

Lights….camera….Action! I said, “Action!” I said, “ACTION!!”

Haven’t they ever heard of acting?

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

The BBC (37)

An esoteric little literary cunting for, yet again, the BBC. They are currently repeating a programme on 4 Extra, first broadcast in 2015, called “Mr and Mrs Nobody”

Which is, stripped of its camouflage, a straight dramatisation of “The Diary of a Nobody” by George and Weedon Grossmith. In which Carrie, the waspish and rather unpleasant wife of the hero, Pooter, plays a minor role in the book, but has to be played by Judy fucking Dench in the broadcast. (subcunting – a spectacular bit of miscasting. The Pooters are as common as muck )

What I am cunting is the feminazi requirement that a well-known and much-enjoyed Victorian comic novel must have the authors’ title, which has defined it for over a century, bowdlerised in case some woke cunt notices it is not really about the wimminz.

Coming soon: “Mr and Mrs Hamlet?”

Nominated by: Komodo 

… and here’s another from cuntator 

The BBC giving untalented unfunny so-called “comedians” their own shows.
This is nothing new but all you see on the Beeb now are trailers for programmes featuring that Romesh Jamraganathan arse and the equally annoying donkey-faced Sarah Passhole .
It seems to me that once someone’s got their little woke foot in the door of the rotten institution they have a job for life.
Don’t get me started on that Joe Lyclit specimen and the revolting Brand cow.

…and this from Cuntsince1066 

BBC and it’s selected forgetfulness

My puss boiled when I saw the trial of the murderer of three people in Reading in a park in August pushed to the regional pages and output of the BBC. Even now you might be thinking what is cuntsince1066 going on about. Even when you find the story, the story of an Islamic terrorist killing three innocent people is dressed up as poor little peaceful one, his mind was only twisted for a little bit and he should be forgiven for this temporary lapse. Even though he murdered three people and let’s ignore the fact those he murdered were also gay,

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-55561807

What also fucks me off about this deliberate forgetfulness can be summed up by this. Go ask anyone the name of the French teacher killed by the muslim peaceful brotherhood in France.

Alternatively ask anyone the question

Have you seen what that cunt Samuel Paty has done.?

99.9% of the time (incidentally the same as the Covid survival rate) people will not have a clue who he is or who he was. Why because the media and the BBC in particular has only one narrative and is totally and utterly bias or deliberately forgetful in this country on issues of race and religion If they don’t fit their narrative.

George Floyd meanwhile is now a saint, his funeral was covered wall to wall and I can bet on the 25th May the BBC will be running GF one year on pull outs.

Also As I type some fucking alleged trump supporting nutters have stormed the capitol building in DC. The BBC, Owen Jones et al will be lapping this up as an example of everything that is wrong in the world….Meanwhile the Reading three and Samuel Paty are relegated to a section just below the local ads and will be as quickly forgotten about as possible.

….and a very late entry from Smug cunt 

The roll out of “education” to children on the bbc is a cunt

In my view our children are much better off not going to school. Having your brain filled with crafted indoctrination bollox for years on end is not only a waste of time but a sure fire way to an unhappy life .

Fuck the BBC “roll out of education” ( fuckin ell these fucks sound more and more like Beria, Goebbels, Campbell (end) ).

(Please note, there is a separate thread on the Home page, called “BBC Shit”, for  nominations such as this. So please use that, unless you think your nomination is above and beyond. In which case we will consider it. Thanks – admin)

Butlers

I should like to nominate butlers for a cunting. I have never met an honest one; they are a bunch of self-serving, drunken blighters who invariably work against their long-suffering employers rather than for them.

The latest transgression by my current butler (Arnold Shittern) is the wearing of a hazmat suit while going about his butlering duties and claiming it a necessary precaution against Covid-19.

You can imagine the impression created when visitors call. Despite being told repeatedly not to, he continues with this abomination, even when he’s out picking up odds and ends from the local food bank.

Obviously this has its advantages – no one dares question his appropriation of all the champagne, oysters or caviar for instance – but I really detest being served afternoon tea by an urban spaceman and having half of it spilled in my lap by the incompetent blaggard.

Not only that, I hear from cook that during his aforementioned trips to the food bank, instead of obtaining supplies of the common groceries necessary for concocting meals for those Below Stairs, he is, after obtaining the important Upstairs items, loading the rest of the dog cart with crates of brown ale for his own consumption.

You really couldn’t make it up.

Nominated by: Lady Chatterley

Tattoos on women (5)

They just look fucking horrible. Too masculine, even if it’s a ‘cute’ tatoo.

It just puts me right off. One could imagine (but I would know nothing about such things) looking at a porn thumbnail and finding the lass attractive, only to find her covered in tattoos on the video itself. I could imagine your member would deflate quicker than the Zeppelin, but I would know nothing about such things.

Tattoos on women. Worse than genocide and men who like women covered in tats are probably secret ‘interior designers’.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks