I’m aware that a lot of you wholesome Cunters won’t have heard of this Bellend but believe me when I say Chapman is a Cunt Extraordinaire..a Cunt’s Cunt…dare I even compare him to The King of Cunts…James “FatGut” Corden?,,,,yes,yes I do.

Chapman is the betting “expert” on ITV Racing…the only thing that the loudmouth is actually an expert in is being a fucking Prick. He has blatantly ripped off the “John McCricick ( he was a wanker too…but at least he’s now a dead wanker) act”…this involves trying to make himself into a “character”. He does this by putting on a stupid voice while he screams his “controversial” views over the top of trainers and jockeys who know more about racing than this Cunt could learn (if he ever shut his fucking trap long enough to listen) in a thousand years…he knows better and in ChapmanWorld being a boorish Gobshite trumps experience
and knowledge.

Even his fellow commentators appear to detest the clown and appear to enjoy winding the dolt up and seeing him scream like a spoiled toddler.

* Chapman….I know you’re the type of arrogant Spunkbobble who’ll regularly “Google” his own name…I hope you read this before getting kicked in the bollocks by every owner,trainer,jockey,stable-lad,race-goer,betting-shop punter,television viewer and fucking racehorse in the Country. EVERYONE HATES YOU, CHAPMAN…FUCK OFF.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Ferrier is the feckless SNP bitch who, despite knowing she had the Flu Manchu, still took a train journey from Scotland to Westminster and back again. Yes, this happened several months ago, (https://is-a-cunt.com/2020/10/margaret-ferrier/ – DA). But I’ve just learned (Monday 4th January) that the ignorant fuck has been arrested and charged by Police Scotland with ‘culpable and reckless conduct’.

I have no doubt that she’ll get the most lenient punishment available, should she even be found guilty, but it’s something. Hopefully, a guilty verdict will prove to be the end of her political career. Scum like her do not deserve to be in parliament. She’s supposed to set an example to others, especially during the times we currently find ourselves in. She has failed to set a good example, and yet she sits for a party that recently hounded an English photographer for being in Scotland, despite knowing that he’d been there since BEFORE the travel restrictions between England and Scotland that their Dear Fuhrer, Shitbag Sturgeon dropped on the country, and therefore COULDN’T get home.

Ferrier is the perfect example of the kind of rotting shite that is the SNP. She is a cunt!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9112049/MP-Margaret-Ferrier-charged-Scotland-connection-Covid-breach.html

(This nom pic – it’s so fucking puerile and random that I couldn’t resist – DA) 

(Rumble…grumble…) *fruuumph!*
Well here we are again in the time-honoured fashion. It’s Boxing Day, and I’m racked with flatulence.
It’s my own fault of course, stemming from traditional overindulgence on Christmas Day. Curry with all the trimmings, washed down with liberal amounts of bottled beer. Then Christmas pud, followed by port and stilton, rounded off with mince pies and coffee. A recipe for Boxing Day disaster.
(Burble…) *quack!*
Christ, sew a button on that.
I knew I was in for trouble when the old Boxing Day log arrived prematurely at about 11.15 pm on Christmas Day. Since then, I’ve been blasting off like Mount Vesuvius; it’s so bad that I’m on a yellow card from the wife to put a cork in it (naturally she never breaks wind, but merely ‘exudes’ delicately and fragrantly).
(Gurgle…) *braaaap!*
For fuck’s sake, my poor old ringpiece! Where did I put those Wind-eze tablets?

Nominated by: Ron Knee 

(Good to see you back, Ron, you crotchety old cunt – DA)

KFC or Kentucky Fried Chicken as we all knew it growing up and their relentless radio adverts.

Get to fuck.

The latest incarnation is………

KFC on that comfortable sofa, KFC by the roaring fire……. then my brain scrambles as I genuinely can’t believe what I’m hearing but I think the gist is you can get it delivered by the ‘roaring fire’ on Christmas Day.

FuckaDoodledoo, if ever there was the perfect caricature of everything that sums up the slovenlinly terminally stupid cunts that still actually share the right with me to vote, this is it.

Lets just rewind and replay.

Jordan and Talisha have been ‘on it’ for 24 hours, actually make that 48.

They’ve sniffed everything and have drunk 26 litres of Lambrini

The kids are fucking doing me head in and I just need to eat somat man.

Call that cunt from KFC and stick another fiver on the ‘leccy card’ before that one bar goes out.

Oh and whilst your at it I want one of them coffee coloured babeeeesssss

Nominated by: CuntyMcCuntface

Here is a Cunt with some admittedly pretty unsavoury views…but 4 years inside? I suspect that he was made an example of to show everyone the dire threat posed by all the “right-wing” extremists that Neil Basu keeps banging on about. I wonder how many Peacefuls have encouraged terrorism to a greater degree than this fella and just been “monitored” or “given words of advice”.

Lock one up…lock them all up.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-man-hitler-obsession-jailed-19514923

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler