https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/election-us-2020-55558355

Donald trump.

I was a fan. I liked what he said, “clear the swamp “ get rid of career politicians and civil servants that are corrupt and just pigs ? with their noses in the trough. Many are just that.

“ Make America ?? great.” Put your country first be a patriot. I liked that I wish the uk ?? had politicians that wanted us to be great instead of the pile of shit we have bending their knees and saying how bad we are and wicked in the past.

Yes i liked trump. I also believe he loved his country and had 3 very good years and was a good president for those years. However, last nights sad events in the capital of the USA should not have happened and trump could have stopped them. I know we had the libtards riots in the summer and they were worse but trump to me now lacks class

He is a fucking sore loser and that makes him cunt.
A classless clueless crazy clumsy cunt.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

…and also from Coolforcunts 

Hypocrites are cunts!

I must say I enjoyed watching it all kick off on the Capitol Hill last night 06/01/21 and in the early hours and went to bed with a warm glowing feeling, although that might of been the booze as well.

What did I awake too? A mass of what can only be described as some of the biggest hypocrites in the world all condemning the actions of “Trump supportersl”. Keir Starmer, Angela Rayner, Lisa Nandy, Ian Blackford, Wee Jimmy Sfurgeon, these are just some among the usual suspects

But why are they hypocrites for condemning a baying mob you may ask? Because they all were spitting out faux outrage about this being an shocking attack on democracy….yes, DEMOCRACY. Anyone remember Brexit and the Scottish vote for independence! Democracy, but only when it suits them, indeed!

Fuck off!

(Just a quick heads up for late arrivals – it all kicked off on Capitol Hill this morning (7/01/21) as news reports will tell you. But please don’t derail this or subsequent nominations discussing it at length.

An emergency cunting nomination is being processed and will go live soon. Thanks  – DA)

The woke retards.

Imagine being so woke that you think you are the ultimate arbiter of everything. Imagine being so woke, that you come up with a new term to describe an entire ethnic group, without actually being a member of that group, in the name of inclusion and equality. And then imagine being so woke that you actually take offense when that group gets offended by the new description you’ve created for them, and tells you where to shove it.

Well, that’s what’s happened in US. A few years back, some white, woke spaz decided that the words ‘Latino’ and ‘Latina’, being gender specific, were offensive and non-inclusive, so they came up with a new descriptor. That descriptor was: ‘LatinX’. Yes, someone actually used up brain power to create that. Being an arrogant, self superior cunt, this anonymous, white, puddle of piss, didn’t bother to consult the Hispanic community, they just announced that LatinX was how Hispanic people were be to known from this point on. How is that not considered racist?

For the past few years, the Hispanic community have been complaining about the woke’s use of this term, considering it highly offensive, not least because actually adopting it as the official descriptor would mean making major changes (and one woke cunt recently demanded it happen) to the Spanish/Hispanic language. Things have become a little more heated recently, and the woke have taken great offence at the lack of gratitude from the Hispanic community. How dare they be offended by their new ethnic title? Don’t they know that some woke wank shaft literally spent seconds thinking it up? They should be grateful to their white saviours for making them more inclusive and equal.

This is the woke in a nutshell. So entitled. So arrogant. So full of their own importance. So fucking racist and hypocritical. Because even though they always preach tolerance and inclusion, they never practice it.

Nomimated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

…and there’s more, this  time from Hard Brexit Cunt

As these genitals have probably banned the word “cunt”, I am giving a non-binary, gender-neutral, politically-correct genitalling to Rep. Emanuel Cleaver and the Democrats.

The Democrats have passed a ban on the use of words such as “he” and “she”, “man”, “woman”, “father”, “mother”, “aunt”, “uncle”, etc. in the US House of Representatives.

This ridiculous state of affairs reached its nadir when Rep Emanuel Cleaver ended a prayer with “Amen and “A-women”, being totally unaware that the word “amen” has nothing to do with the masculine sex and simply means “so be it”.

Any sensible Speaker would have thrown this proposal out of the door but the Speaker of the House of Representatives is the vile bitch Nancy Pelosi. Rumour has it that when she asked her plastic surgeon for a bumlift he lifted her bum on top of her shoulders.

Well I am not going to follow their stupid rules and will close this cunting by saying that the Democrats are a bunch of cunts.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/01/03/democrats-propose-ban-gender-specific-words-new-rules-congress/?li_source=LI&li_medium=liftigniter-rhr

https://twitter.com/i/status/1345886892206792704

For those of you who don’t fancy reading The Daily Mailicious,this is a letter from some old trout to the financial page asking for help getting her money back.

Basically,the auld bitch had been contacted (or contacted herself) some dodgy Cunt who opened a Bitcoin trading account for her…she then handed over twelve and a half thousand Pounds which,of course,promptly vanished. Now she is whining on that her bank haven’t refunded her.

Now, I’ve no time for banks but why the fuck should they refund every greedy Cunt who gets conned? She knew exactly what she was doing and it’s no good crying when it all goes tits up. She mentions that she had a brain tumour and so can be a bit forgetful….not so forgetful that she couldn’t set up the account…claim that the payments were for a purchase,not an investment…hide it from her husband (who is a Cunt for allowing a woman a bank-account) until she got in too deep..etc.

I have every sympathy for people who are genuinely conned but many of these cases involve avaricious Cunts who are too blinded by their own greed to see what is as plain as the nose on their face.

PS..the bank is a Cunt for caving in and giving her the money back…they should have told her to Fuck Off.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/experts/article-9079859/ASK-TONY-conned-cash-Bitcoin-boiler-room-scam.html

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler 

The Senate Wokes up. Deb Haarland, a Native American (or maybe I’m a Dutchman) straight out of Central Casting, is Biden’s new Interior Minister. Bugger me – Scalping and the Blood Eagle (look it up cunts) come to the White House. Will it change politics in America? Smart money has it “No way”. Politics is plenty tough enough on The Hill and The Woke Waryers (yank for warriors) will soon be wasted on dodgy alcohol.

What has happened to the noble savage of yester-year, those brave leaders that pow wowed eye to eye with John Wayne? The feared tribes of the Indian Nation that topped Custer? Now squalid peddlers of booze and drugs (excluding Cher who is allegedly a user of…) and, for their chief earner, gambling and posting out fake prize draws and horoscopes out of the vast Casino sheds built on their tribal lands. They are not subject to US law re taxes you see and have special policing arrangements (what is Cherokee for payola?).

America looks forward to a new dawn, an economy refigured and based on gaming (didn’t Gordon Brown try that one in the ‘90s?) once arrangements have been finalised with the Men of Business in Detroit and Las Vegas. Looking forward to limo-ing on down to see Cher and Tony Bennett playing the Cherokee Sands on The Strip.

Breaking News Mob Boss Tony Gambino has been hospitalised minus his hair and with his ribs ripped out of his chest and a tomahawk between his eyes. “It was a massacre” say police. Smoke was seen on the Hollywood Hills.

https://variety.com/2020/politics/news/kerry-washington-cher-deb-haaland-interior-secretary-1234850645/

https://www.casino.org/blog/10-things-you-should-know-about-native-american-casinos/

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

(Excellent nomination, Sir Limply, as well as providing all the links to back it up – DA)

‘Sneakers’ and the people that buy them.

By golly, the people that queue up just to buy the latest ‘sneakers’ (properly known as running shoes and/or plimsolls) are cunts, are they not?

Shambling dross willing to lavish lots of cash on something worthless – for no other reason than to signal to other shambling dross that they crapped lots of cash on something worthless for no other reason than to signal to other shambling dross.

But of course, I simply fail to recognise the full richness of the complex and beautiful ‘culture’ of said shambling dross, a state of affairs soon and surely to be amended with the inevitable endowment for the Chair for Sneaker Studies at Random Oxbridge Identikit College, with a healthy subsidy from the taxpayer, of course.

Nominated by: Chimp Licker