The Queen


I’d like to cunt The Queen.

She had all those cunts under one roof, she’s probably not got long left, so what a perfect opportunity to discard Chicken Dave’s manifesto and veer dramatically off course. If only she’d said “You know what? I’m fucking sick to death of all you cunts. Tories are heartless, lying, scaremongering cunts, Labour are a total fucking shambles like a sack full of drowning puppies, LibDem cunts have been pretty much wiped out and rightly so, Greens fuck off and suck Russell Brand’s cock, SNP biggest cunts on the planet, I fucking despise the lot of you. This speech is a fucking waste of time, I’m off home to watch Dickinson’s Real Deal…”

What a classic Queen’s Speech that would have been – but, of course, Betty Windsor bottled it. Fucking cunt.

Nominated by : Fred West

20 thoughts on “The Queen

  1. I bet people who have to use food banks were cheering those inbred kraut cunts at Trooping The Colour…. That’s how stupid this country is… The Tory Scum and their mouthpieces like The Mail and Express never shut up about ‘scroungers’ living off the state… Yet Liz and her family of mutants are the biggest poncing freeloaders in Britain…

    And why the frig do the cunts (including gee-gee features, Princes Anne) wear uniforms with medals on them? I know that Randy Andy was there during the Falklands and Harry’s been to Afghanistan, but why all the rest? Knobheads…

    • The UK monarchy and their followers are obsessed by ritual and ceremony and like to dress up in military uniforms with medals or funny medieval costumes. A lot of foreign tourists love to visit Britain to see this royal paraded spectacle at celebratory Jubilee venues and annual institutional events such as opening of parliament and trooping of the colours.

  2. Bout time and as much as I anticipate that speech it will never happen! because she is a spineless cunt who’s seen loads of corruption and has done nothing or will do nothing , but this isn’t new read your history books the royals are filled with corruption. When she does die put on this song in by the Smiths
    Queen is Dead or listen to the sex pistol’s god save the queen

    • Sorry to have to point out to you that if you actually take the time to listen to the lyrics of the Sex Pistols’ offering, it’s a pro-monarchy song…!

      “God save the Queen
      The fascist regime
      Is out to get you
      God save the Queen”

      “God save the Queen
      We love you ma’am
      We really do
      God save”

      Lots of people make the obvious assumption without taking the time to listen properly.

      • I knew that , rotten has even said himself that he doesn’t hate the queen or england , he just hates the corruption or hypocritical nature of the royals and the special treatment that they get. If I or You ever get run over by a royal don’t expect them to spend a day in court , they might spend a few days in prison but it would be a very posh prison like a 6 star resort.

      • Rotten said thiis about ‘God Save The Queen’: ‘You don’t write a song like ‘God Save The Queen’ because you hate the English people. You write it becuase you love them and are sick of them being mistreated…’

        The Smiths song is a great choice, TitSlapper… Also The Stone Roses with ‘Elizabeth My Dear’….

  3. Fuck the meaningless Queen’s speeches.

    The current British Monarchy needs a good cunting.

    They are some of the richest people in the world to live in free accommodation provided by the government.

    Elizabeth II (Elizabeth ‘Lilibet’ Alexandra Mary Mountbatten-Windsor) was created April 1926 as the first born inbred by her then reigning King and Queen mother and father. Her mother and father’s ruling elite advisors (Zion globalist and owners of the banking cartels) stipulated that Lilibet must be trained from birth to:

    1) Perpetuate the British ruling class and worker systems.

    2) Subjugate the people masses with dependency welfare systems.

    3) Should tax receipts to fund the systems fall short, use the British Crown Estate holdings, including the artworks and the Crown Jewels as collateral for us (the Zionists) to raise monies for continued running of said systems.

    4) Manage the properties and assets of the Commonwealth of Nations for us ( the Zionists) to administer the said systems.

    5) Help create centralised government institutions within Western Europe to challenge the Eastern powers.

    To this end, when Lilibet (the future Elizabeth II) was age 8, the Zionists introduced her to a young Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark. Prince Philip is second cousin to Elizabeth. He had ties to German noblemen with Nazi links.
    His remit: to marry a brood-mare British Royal to breed the future ruling classes for the Zionist global agendas and cause.

    • “Zionist global agendas”? You sad, sad bastard. Ever heard of Auschwitz you stupid cunt? Or, let me guess, the Jews faked it?

      • Believing anyone who uses the words ‘Zionist’ ‘, ‘global’ and ‘agenda’ are nutters, then you’re the sad, sad bastard.

        Zionists can be Jewish or Christian or Buddhist or Muslim or atheists. Zionists can be Marxists or monarchists or capitalists. Zoinists can also be Nazi. The Nazis persecuted and killed millions of Jews before and during WW2. The Nazis also created concentration camps such as Auschwitz where they enslaved and killed most of the Jews. Zionism is really supremacism and supremacists will highjack any cause (to implement the right of self determination of the Jewish people is one such cause) to further their supremacist agendas.

      • Bollocks, utter bollocks.

        Words mean what they mean, not what you say they mean.

        “Zionism, Jewish nationalist movement that has had as its goal the creation and support of a Jewish national state in Palestine, the ancient homeland of the Jews (Hebrew: Eretz Yisraʾel, “the Land of Israel”). Though Zionism originated in eastern and central Europe in the latter part of the 19th century, it is in many ways a continuation of the ancient attachment of the Jews and of the Jewish religion to the historical region of Palestine, where one of the hills of ancient Jerusalem was called Zion.”

      • Remember their was a zionist movement long before the nazi’s , also it is illegal to deny any facts about the holocaust . You can criticise any organisation or government in the world just not the jews they have things like Southern Poverty Law Center and bnai birith, make no mistake about it “Southern” isn’t a bunch of rednecks it is infact a zionist Jewish organisation and it has nothing to
        do with poverty or Law.

      • Yes, Zionism predates Nazism. As does anti-Semitism. Not sure why this is relevant.

        I agree that Holocaust Denial shouldn’t be illegal. Freedom of Speech should be protected at all costs. Better to expose fuckwits and defeat their arguments in public than ban them and give them martyr status.

        “You can criticise any organisation or government in the world just not the Jews” – this comment cracked me up. Jewish folks and Israel are demonised, slandered and ridiculed across the political spectrum – right-wing nutters, beard wearing loons at the local RoP buggery centre and “progressive” Guardinazis whining about the price of lentils all seem to hate a group of people who make approximately 0.2% of the world’s population.

        Conspiracy theorists of all stripes make me laugh. Governments around the world are so fucking useless that they can’t fix the holes in the road but are capable of organising vast secret plans and keeping them secret, sometimes for centuries. And only a few brave souls, armed only with an Internet connection and a spunk-stained copy of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion know THE TRUTH! Wake up sheeple, the Jews are coming to kidnap your children and use their blood to season their matzo bread.

      • Well I shouldn’t be making you laugh because Zionism is a very serious issue , and hundred thousands of palestinian’s die because people are scared to question the israeli government which have been like the nazi’s but to a greater extent and for a larger span of time . Remember The zionist owns media, most of it if not all and if you think all conspiracies are false that’s for you to decide.
        -If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, and you will even come to believe it yourself.

      • Typical fact-free rant of the pointless anti-Semite.

        “Hundreds of Thousands of Palestinians die” – the population of the Palestinian Territories is about 4 million. Are you seriously suggesting the Israeli kill upwards of 2.5% of the population? According to Wikipedia about 8,000 Palestinians died if rom 1987 to 2011. The Jewish Virtual Library says about 91,000 Arabs have died since 1920.

        “Like the Nazis” – where are the concentration camps in Palestine? The real Nazis in Palestine are Hamas who want to wipe out the Jews as command by The Koran.

        “Zionists own the media” – evidence?

        The League of Nations Mandate actually covered what is now Israel, the PA and Jordan. The British illegally hived off Jordan to give the son of one of their Arab bum boys a throne. Then they expected the Jews to share the land west of the Jordan that had been earmarked as a Jewish National Home.

  4. A brave cunting but one that needed to be done. I will not have a bunch of parasitical dysfunctional inbreds represent me or my family. Not in my name.

  5. Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg-Gotha and Philip Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderberg-Glücksberg.

    Two more English sounding names you would be hard pushed to find.

    • To the tune of ‘My Old Man’s A Dustman’

      ‘One of them’s a Grecian. The other is a Kraut.
      I’m surprised that immigration haven’t slung the fuckers out!”

    • Oddly enough and of no particular interest to most,

      Gotha was the name of a German Heavy bomber during WW1
      The Battleship Schleswig-Holstein fired the first shots of World War II

      I think I have uncovered one of those Zionist, lizard people conspiracy thingies

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