What is Black is not Black and White any more

Came the usual headlines viz: Another Black Man gunned down by police in Ohio. When it came up on’t telly thought “funny they must have over exposed the video” and put it down to powerful camera lights and so on.

Was expecting to see a black man with negroid features sprawled out on the pavement with blood spurting out of his head (head wounds bleed like a pig) but bugger me no, chap looked as white as the driven. Further to that as the news photo shows he has or had very blue eyes.

This makes Yours Truly a very confused old cunt. For example If I am gunned down by the PD does that make me Black for compo purposes?

There was a time when the Black Diaspora were claiming all sorts as Black such as Beethoven and Tom Jones so where does it stop or begin?

I knew a very old lady who was the daughter of the Black British composer, Samuel Coleridge Taylor. She lived happily in South Africa and had very white skin and deep blue eyes and the most beautifully modulated pukka English accent (as did her father). She was happy to talk about her father but violently opposed to being called Black when the Diaspora tried to claim her. Then there are racially transitioning cunts obviously white who present as black.

https://www.revolt.tv/2020/9/21/21449908/white-teacher-pretends-to-be-black-fresno

How to make sense of all this amidst me New Year libations? How to play the white man in the US without getting shot? KKK hoods? So many questions.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Sadiq Khan, The BBC and the Metropolitan Police.

Having cancelled New Years Eve celebrations, Khan, in collusion with the BBC and the Met, quietly organised a firework display. Why was it done in secret? Because it turned out to be nothing more than a woke, pyrotechnic shit show, which cost taxpayers around £7 million. NHS ass kissing, a BLM clenched fist and a nightingale made from drones in the EU’s colour were among the bullshittery on display. And just to show what a complete and utter sore loser the sad little cunt his, he had the London Eye lit up with the EU flag, rather than the Union. What a cocksucker.

Khan is up for election this year, assuming he doesn’t postpone it again that is. Considering the number of effniks in London, I’m convinced that, despite the fact he hasn’t delivered on a single election promise, spent millions on bullshit projects and taken every opportunity to blame his own incompetence on the government, he’ll be elected again.

Postal voting should be banned in the London election, and ID required at voting centres, because I don’t trust this cunt not to try to rig it. He wouldn’t be the first from the religion of homicide to rig an election in London. Tower Hamlets anyone?

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

And this from Freddie the Frog

Suckdick Khunt and his BBC pals

Latest stunt from our esteemed Mayor…….he takes a million and a half quid of our money and blows it on a New Years Eve firework display celebrating and illustrating the fascist EU flag and the commie black power salute.

This was kept secret because he didn’t want people gathering and spreading the Batshit Flu. But, ever considerate, Suckdick colluded with his mates at Jimmy Savile House to show it live on the BBC.

What the fucking fuck??

Get ready for the future super cunt that is woke British slightly café, ole but banging to race drum already, singer that is Celest.

Honestly I can’t tell you if she can sing or not, but she repeatedly popping up in a fucking Disney ad. I only noticed her because she has the stupidest effort on a fro I have ever seen.

Anyway this silly bitch has got on my nerves so much already I’m sure going to be haunted by the cunt for the next few years, so I’m possibly counting prematurely but I have a good sense for picking cunts,

so Celest up and coming cunt…..

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

Show me the most pro-union employee in the government workplace and I’ll show you the most worthless, lazy, workshy cunt on the premises.

And just who the fuck ever made it legal for cunts being paid by the taxpayer to unionize?! For fuck sake, at no point during a contract negotiation does the taxpayer get a say. No fucking wonder these assholes get the best benefits and pensions.

I worked for the U.S. government for 13 years until I couldn’t take it any more. Joining the union was voluntary but their tactics were low down dirty & cunty.

An employee being paid by the taxpayer should never ever be able to unionize to enrich themselves and be shielded from accountability.

90% of those in the union were worthless when they joined or became that way as they logged time in the union.

Unions have become the bastions of lazy, selfish, overpaid CUNTS!!

Makes my bladder a pressure cooker!

Nominated by: Texas Trumptard 

An emergency cunting please for Cadbury’s and their new cream egg advert.

It seems somebody thinks it’s a good idea to have a couple of benders share one at the same time, in a chocolate and cream gayness snog.

Maybe it’s me, but chocolate and cream seems a metaphor for spunk and shite.

I’ll be buying Fruit Pastilles instead then I think, until some gay shoves some up his arse for a gerbil to munch on during the ad break for ‘The Chase’.

Obviously, the fact little kids will be subjected to this filth is to be celebrated.

Repent! Repent!

https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/10/cadburys-new-creme-egg-advert-featuring-gay-couple-praised-online-13878625/

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks