It is with great relief that my youngest daughter at the age of 29 has finally found a man (well in the loosest sence of the word),
I first met the cunt when she brought him home to meet myself and Lady Quimson for tea last January, I looked out the window and there he was stood on my driveway smoking a skinny cigarette (you know the type pürftääs and wimminz smoke), he then stubbed it out on my newly laid concrete driveway (the little cunt),
she brought him to the door where I greeted said cunt with a firm bone-crusher handshake, we retired to the living room, my daughter went to freshen up and the good lady went to fetch the tea and sandwiches,
while sat there looking at the cunt for a few seconds, he piped up, “lovely house Mr Quimson”, I replied “it’s Admiral dear boy I didn’t spend 30 years in the Rhodesian navy to be called mister!!!” ( the cunt didn’t get the joke),
I asked the cunt what he did for a living, he said “between jobs having a gap year”, I said “oh one of them is it”, fucking pathetic specimen of a cunt this fucker is,
unfortunately now on the 9th January, the newest member of the Quimson clan sired by this cunt has been born, so now I’ve got chavvy architect and idle fuck for son in laws,
why have I been plagued with this cunts who are socially aware and are trying to “chill”, every time I see these cunts I want to sjambok them, the snowflake boyfriend is definitely a cunt!!!
P.S
I think the cunt may be a veggie, in which case he can fuck off and die, I have no one to share high jinx and racial banter with, of course I have my fellow cunters for sanity, thank dog!!!!!
Nominated by: Captain Quimson
