The self-appointed world football’s governing body FIFA, headquartered in that well-known center of football dynamism, Zurich, says players who compete in a proposed European Super League will be barred from Fifa competitions. It added that its six confederations, including Uefa, located in another football-mad Swiss city, Nyon, would not recognize any such competition.

Personally I think there are far too many European competitions around these days and have no view on this proposal but I hate how a corrupt outfit like FIFA is still allowed to run the show unchallenged.

It uses football as a money machine and even trademarked the World Cup as a FIFA brand that has nothing to do with sport but is a lucrative industry that brings in a fortune and allows football “administrators” to line their pockets. Trips to Zurich and Nyon are also handy to help the FIFA members from obscure Asian, African and Caribbean places that don´t even have football pitches to top up their Swiss bank accounts.

The previous FIFA boss, Josef Blatter, resigned after facing charges related to bribery and corruption and has been banned from FIFA activities. He is alleged to have given bribes to guess who? None other than Michel Platini, when he was head of Uefa.

Maybe football needs a Kerry Packer type steamroller to come in and shake it all about.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55749730

I have always been a social smoker, you know when your aaaaht and abaaaaaht getting pissed etc it’s nice having a cigarette or smoking a spliff when at home etc. I’ve always been able to stop quite easily and have proudly boasted to not being addicted to nicotine to all the 70 a day cunts.

Anyways I’ve been smoking up the weed lately with all the lockdown bollocks and nowhere being open for one to go and enjoy one’s self and chat up a lady etc. Not wanting to turn into some kind of permanently mashed cunt I’ve decided to stop the weed smoking, and I’ve not really bothered smoking many cigarettes.

It’s been a cunt, cunt and cunt. I’ve felt like killing some cunt yesterday and I’m fed up with bored cunt friends bothering me with endless WhatsApp shite to ‘laugh’ at, people phoning me with nothing to say, slow cunts on the road, Covid 19 bollocks everywhere and my girlfriend phoning me to go on abaaaaaht fucking Covid 19, eating takeaway,

days getting dark at 4pm, having to get aaaht of bed in the morning, thinking I’d rather have a wank rather than see my girlfriend, not much option of finding a new girlfriend with all this lockdown cuntishness, having weed, cigarettes and rizla staring at me and trying not to ‘skin up’,

spending half an hour trying to find something interesting to watch on Netflix or Amazon, and the list goes on.

Nevermind summer’s on the way and we might be able to meet a friend in the middle of some country field to say hello whilst wearing a Haz mat suit due to the new mutant strain that’s come aaaht of some shithole.

Not that I follow the rules but as you may have gathered I am pissed off and fed up.
Is there still a suicide pool on is a cunt? Someone nominate me.

Go fuck yourselves… and then go fuck yourselves.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt 

I honestly didn’t know this place even existed, until yesterday, when the BBC reported that the above centre was deemed ‘inadequate’.

First off, what a fucking waste of tax payers money. My mate is a paramedic and he’s constantly telling me how poorly funded the ambulance service is, a service that is in place specifically to help save people’s lives and we don’t prioritise it for funding. Yet, we have a clinic who’s only purpose is to pander to demented kids who want attention. Fuck off! Also, because it’s been deemed inadequate, we’ll no doubt be pouring more money down the proverbial tranny drain.

What are we doing?! Honestly, what country would even have this as an entity when we’re constantly told the NHS doesn’t have enough money in the first place.

I’m sure there will be the woke brigade, saying that little Timmy wanting to remove his spuds and be called Tammy, is just as important as George who’s having a cardiac arrest because he’s read there’s a clinic for gender confused teenagers.

Fucking cunts!

Nominated by: elcuntio 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55723250

Well, he’s a funny kind of tranny Eddie. One minute he’s a boy or in ‘boy mode’ the next minute he’s a girl ‘in girl mode’. He says he’s/she’s very relaxed about it.
Those who are not relaxed are the interviewers who are ‘mortified’ when they get his/her pronouns wrong. They inadvertently say (like Lorraine Kelly) ‘he’ when he is being a girl. I mean when she is being a girl. All very confusing.

But the thing is if you don’t know what sex you’re going to be on a particular day how can you expect the people you meet to be sure of the right pronouns to use? That is the question.

Also isn’t he a bit old to be in ‘boy mode’ and ‘girl mode’. When he is in girl mode rather than looking like a girl he looks to me to be in ‘granny mode’. In fact a lot of trannies look like grannies. They never seem to dress like modern fashionable women. They don’t have their favourite ‘little black dress’ for special occasions do they? No, they’re like Fifties’ grannies with blouses and cardigans and knee length skirts. That’s not some innate modesty. No, the real reason (as we all know) is because they don’t have a woman’s body to show off. They can’t compete.

As I say Eddie is relaxed about it all. Its all ‘just in his head’ he says. How he feels when he gets up in the morning. But you would simply like to say to HIM you cannot change your sex just like that. Men cannot change into women nor women into men just on a whim. You might might dress up as a woman but you are not a woman. You’re a man dressed in women’s clothes.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/lorraine-kelly-eddie-izzard-pronouns-b741230.html

Nominated by: Miles Plastic 

The inauguration of the latest POTUS probably deserves many cuntings, that our ISAC contributors will flag up in due course I’m sure

My particular beef is with those individuals who consider themselves ‘poets’. Todays classic for me was the so-called ‘first US poet laureate’ named Amanda Gorman who recited some sort of fairy story, probably with several hidden messages within.

When I was taught about poetry in school, it fucking rhymed! It was not a rant, delicately delivered accompanied by flowing hand movements!!

Fair play though – best award of the day goes to Lady Gaga, who scrubbed up really well!

Nominated by: knobrot 

…and seconded by: mikdys 

Amanda Gorman “writing the poem the world needs to hear”

https://www.itv.com/news/2021-01-21/amanda-gorman-on-writing-the-poem-the-world-needed-to-hear

What a (unt. No, the world doesn’t need your woke sh1te any more than it needs NORAID or Kamala Harris running the USA. F*ck off back to your BLM protests!