A sexually lazy woman is a cunt,

Yes women who lie there and ‘ooh and aaaah’ whilst you plough away are cunts.
I thought we lived in an equality mad world these days? I know most women have a man who pays the bills, puts food on the table and puts up with their whinging, criticism and fat arse but c’mon.

The least a woman can do is get a bit lively in between the sheets…I’ve learned through my vast experience of the fairer sex that if you get a say 21 year old they are full of energy and enthusiasm when it comes to sex.

Older women say 40+ don’t have as much energy and to some degree it’s understandable as in most cases they have been doing what they should be doing, which is washing, cleaning, cooking and ironing most of the day. After a putting a shift in keeping the house clean for their man, and making sure they look decent when he returns home it’s not too much to ask for a bit of sexual liveliness is it?

What I will not tolerate is my now ex girlfriend who at the age of 34 has turned into a lie on your back shag. Now don’t get me wrong it’s not all doom and gloom as she still sucked me off and took it up the arse once a fortnight but what the hell makes her think she’s can lie there and not put in any effort.

As I have said cunters she is now my ex and I am available so to all the females cunters aaaht there who have been wondering abaaaaaht my dashing looks, big cock, intelligence and proper manliness this eligible bachelor is available.

Go fuck yourselves.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

MP’s claiming expenses is a cunt. Below is a list of the top ten greedy bullshitting fuckers claims for 2019.

Roger Godsiff, Birmingham Hall Green – £265,668
Lindsay Hoyle, Chorley – £259,057
Kevin Barron, Rother Valley – £257,351
Lisa Cameron, East Kilbride, Strathaven and Lesmahagow – £256,040
Ian Paisley, North Antrim – £253,824
Jim Shannon, Strangford – £252,298
David Tredinnick, Bosworth – £247,197
Brendan O’Hara, Argyll and Bute – £245,708
Chris Law, Dundee West – £245,133
Ian Blackford, Ross, Skye and Lochaber – £243,275

The mind boggles the fucking speaker, number 2 on the list has a gaff in the palace of Westminster itself FFS. Utter cunts the lot of them. over to you fellow cunters. Bloater Blackford boy is his pie bill huge!! “Greedy Bastards”

https://order-order.com/2021/01/22/mps-expenses-rise-6-5-to-127-6-million/

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

A slippery bastard cunting for Fouad Kakaei

A link below for the story

This twat came across the channel in one of the illegal ferries but was returned to Denmark where he had tried to claim asylum, he didn’t seem to mind because he steered another boat load of filth to our shores 6 months later.
I guess he thought he was onto a nice little earner but he has been given a 17 month jail sentence and has been told he may be deported, what the fuck MAY be deported, it should nailed on 100%
Could he be at risk if returned to Iran, doubtful he is obviously a devious lying cunt and who gives a shit anyway, he gets what he deserves.

Surprisingly this case was reported on the BBC , but quietly hoping no one would notice.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-55758414

Nominated by: Sick of it

Lets have a laugh at the expense of Dr “Rachel” Levine who has been appointed assistant secretary of health under Biden, just because he looks like a clown in a dress.

“trans” men are mentally ill gays .Putting someone in charge of health who is mental just shows the trajectory of senile, Biden and the mental Dems.

P.S Google has removed the most hilarious pictures.

Nominated by: Smug cunt

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/biden-health-pick-rachel-levine-set-to-become-first-trans-senate-confirmee/ar-BB1cThdm

These pieces of cunt are everywhere and in most cunts pockets…beeping away, feeding information to whoever Google and Apple want to sell it to and generally making their owners think they are important and actually need the piece of cunt phone.

The world was fine and things got done before these evil cunt machines came to be the norm and nowadays the things will try and take your life over unless you tell it not to.
Google used to be for email and browsing porn, nowadays you have to have a Google account to enable the phone to work properly.

Factor in the fact these phones enable the selfie and mobile twatter, cuntbook and instacunt bellends to bother the world with their uninteresting shite makes these things the devil.

Ban all smartphones and make every cunt have one of those dial up home phones.
Excuse any spelling mistakes…this was written on my Sony Xperia smartphone that remembers all the wrong spellings.
Go fuck yourselves.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt