FIFA and Uefa

The self-appointed world football’s governing body FIFA, headquartered in that well-known center of football dynamism, Zurich, says players who compete in a proposed European Super League will be barred from Fifa competitions. It added that its six confederations, including Uefa, located in another football-mad Swiss city, Nyon, would not recognize any such competition.

Personally I think there are far too many European competitions around these days and have no view on this proposal but I hate how a corrupt outfit like FIFA is still allowed to run the show unchallenged.

It uses football as a money machine and even trademarked the World Cup as a FIFA brand that has nothing to do with sport but is a lucrative industry that brings in a fortune and allows football “administrators” to line their pockets. Trips to Zurich and Nyon are also handy to help the FIFA members from obscure Asian, African and Caribbean places that don´t even have football pitches to top up their Swiss bank accounts.

The previous FIFA boss, Josef Blatter, resigned after facing charges related to bribery and corruption and has been banned from FIFA activities. He is alleged to have given bribes to guess who? None other than Michel Platini, when he was head of Uefa.

Maybe football needs a Kerry Packer type steamroller to come in and shake it all about.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55749730

46 thoughts on “FIFA and Uefa

  1. FIFA.
    Fuck me what a iniquity if ever there was one.
    Corruption and FIFA go together like Benson & Hedges.
    ‘Rotating’ world cups around various impoverished, corrupt countries or continents all in the name of giving the beautiful game to the world.
    Yeah righto Sepp. Nothing to do with brown envelopes, back handers, favours for favours an fuck knows whatever else.
    Not to mention the huge stadiums built at a cost of hundreds of millions for 3 to 4 matches before becoming nothing more than unused or underused white elephants. (South Africa, Brazil)
    As for UEFA, look no further than 3rd place failure in the so called Champions League group phase being rewarded with entry into another European tournament (Europa League or as I prefer the UEFA Cup) which is already halfway through its progress.
    Who cares about fair competition though as long as the “big” teams stay involved as long as possible.
    I wonder why UEFA.

    Cunts!

  2. A European super league for the elite would tear the heart out of European club football. It would become an elitist tournament with those clubs at the top getting richer whilst those left behind would rot. Yes Fifa and UEFA are cunts but English football’s FA have a lot to answer to with their dealings in the game. Probably bigger cunts than the aforementioned put together.

    • A European Super League would be the nail in the coffin.
      Ever since the onset of the redesigned Champions League in the very early 90s it’s been clear to see that money is absolutely all that matters.

  3. The next world cup is built with slavery. The 2nd most boring sport on Earth ( after formula one) is a hypocritical money grabbing bunch of bollocks

  4. I rather hope all top-flight football eventually eats itself and ends up with a mass shakeup of executives, owners and footballers. All this taking in the bollocks! Multimillionaire hypocritical footballers being wilfully encouraged to politicise their own agendas that will be paid for out of the taxpayers pocket, whist strategically avoiding tax themselves.

    I hope the whole lot of them go skint and it starts again with sensible wages and grassroots football.

    Fuck off!

      • Afternoon Willie.

        Is it true you’ve never had a cigarette? Talk about a misspent youth! 😀

      • I think also once Willie didn’t iron the ‘Home and Garden’ pull out from the weekend papers either Creampuff. That’s living!

      • Evening LL. well I never knew that!

        Regarding cigarettes, I always assumed it was out of deference to Lady C’s delicate sensibilities that Willie didn’t smoke whilst serving the dinner.

        Come to think of it though, I once took the opportunity of rifling through his stuff up in the servants quarters one afternoon after giving him a couple of hours off to see The Sound Of Music at the local fleapit. Not a hint of stale tobacco smoke did I detect – not even an overflowing ashtray! In fact the only aroma I could detect came from a pair of Lady Died’s soiled knickers which he kept under his pillow, and several socks under his bed, heavily congealed with some sticky stuff.

        I should have realised there and then that I had a maverick butler on my hands!

      • @ Ruff Tuff

        Absolutely true.

        Despite both parents and many friends smoking, never really got the urge or saw the point of starting.

      • It’s never too late to start, Willie. I still have 18 Lambert & Butler Lights my mother left me in her will 20 years ago this August.

        You’re more than welcome to try one – perfect for the first timer!

  5. I drink beer, I scratch my balls, I find mindless violence funny, I enjoy watching animals fighting other animals, I like fucking women and I enjoy poking fun at trannies/benders/wimminz/lefty wankers/homoid’s etc.

    Got no time for footy and all them over paid, virtue signalling, knee bending fannies they call players.

    FIFA/UEFA/FA Cup and all the other ‘footy’ shite can royally go fuck itself……

  6. I know one thing for sure, and that’s Fifa football computer games are fucking wank. That deserves a cunting of its own. Technically it’s EA games who make it but Fifa has it’s name and licensing on the turd, which means they get money from it. And boy does it generate money! Online kids spend silly money buying ‘cards’ of players for their squad.. after already buying the game for silly money.

    Fifa is a racket. It’s the EU of football. Does none of the work, takes all the profit.

  7. When it states there’s 7p plus comments but only 2 on the nom where the others fucked of to ?

    • Toxicbob@
      Are you viewing by phone?
      If so, go down to the bottom,
      Where it says mobile version click to desktop.
      Then click ‘older posts’.

      Its a fuckin nuisance but thats how.

  8. This has to be the nom of the year!
    A wealth of knowledge about football proposed by a Scotsman, commented on by a load of football hating Englishmen!
    😀😀

    • A year ago I would probably have something constructive to say but really don’t care anymore. Good to hear you have had your jab Bertie and hope your dick has returned to a measly 10 inches.

      • Evening LL. My Dick has returned to a more manageable 10” !
        I’m like you. From a keen football supporter, I’ve become little more than indifferent. The nom has shown that those who already hated football, hate it even more and those who were fans hope that there will be a rebirth from its grassroots.

      • A rebirth from grassroots would be ideal, the BLM bollocks and Covid was a perfect storm to maybe force change in the game. The reckoning will be when fans get the chance to return to stadiums, Millwall was hopefully just a taster.

      • You’re completely right. I grew up with non league football and would happily go out with it.
        The FA and Premier League are so out of touch, they don’t see what’s about to happen when supporters return.

  9. Didn’t some wags change Sepp Blatter to Bell-end Blatter on his Wikipedia page a few years back?

  10. They’d have a bit more credibility if they were headquartered somewhere like Milan, Munich, Barcelona or Manchester instead of the banking capital of the world.

  11. Is FIFA run by the famous Gnomes of Zurich? I ask, because you used to hear a lot about them years ago, but they seem to have dropped from sight. If they are at FIFA, they will presumably have traded in their rakes and fishing rods, and swapped them for plain brown envelopes and call girls.

    UEFA are cunts. The Champion’s League is a disgrace involving loads of shit teams which have come fourth in the previous season. Hence cunts like the Spuds are often involved even though they win fuck all. Utter wank.

  12. Modern football is a perfect example of neoliberal, ‘gush up’ economics – the rich get richer and fuck everyone else.

    Sepp Blatter is the person I hate most in the world. Should have seen the cunt’s face when the Asian Cup was held in here in Australia and the whole stadium booed him. FIFA showed what they really care about when they awarded the world’s premier sporting occasion to a tiny desert peninsula with no footballing tradition. Brown envelope? Brown fucking suitcase more like.

    Paul Lambert is a massive cunt.

      • I am just glad he isn’t at Old Trafford any more, Willie.
        With Jose in charge, it would have been an arse numbing 1-0 win against Southampton with a 97th minute Fellaini winner instead of 9-0 and attack attack attack.

    • Is there a video of him being booed that you could link? I’d love to see that.

  13. The ideal classic English First Division should feature the following:

    Manchester United
    Manchester City
    Leeds United
    Sheffield Wednesday
    Sheffield United
    Liverpool
    Everton
    Arsenal
    Chelsea
    Tottenham Hotspur
    West Ham United
    QPR
    Newcastle United
    Sunderland
    Aston Villa
    Birmingham City
    West Bromwich Albion
    Ipswich Town
    Norwich City
    Stoke City
    Derby County
    Nottingham Forest
    Leicester City

    Rivalries,Derbys,Saturdays at 3 O’ Clock and proper players, managers and fans. Just as it should be.

    FIFA, UEFA, Sky TV and taking the knee… My arse.

      • No, CG. It’s a pain in the arse getting down there.

        And every time we beat Southampto,n it is revenge for the 1976 Cup Final. Stokes was a million miles offside, the cunt.

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