Exaggeration is a cunt….
Depop: ‘I felt so violated when my account was hacked’
This doesn’t really need my narrative, just check the link out and remember the saying “A picture is worth a thousand words” and make your own minds up!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55635601
Nominated by: Coolforcunts
I once squeezed a piece of coal that hard it turned into a diamond.
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you are Superman, and i claim my £5
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That’s nothing big man!
I once squeezed a diamond so hard it turned into a covalently bonded carbon allotrope.
😀
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“Violated”? Annoying, yes. Financially concerning too, if linked to credit card. But the whole tone of the article is completely over-the-top.
Random thought #11
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2021/01/17/thought-of-the-day/#more-13259
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I once punched a bloke that hard I knocked his shadow out too!
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You punched Peter Pan?!
https://images.app.goo.gl/SQArt6TySSf2NobW6
You brute, MNC! 😀
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That would be a good fight Spoons? Tyson versus Joshua. No. Tyson verses his own shadow. I would pay good money to see that.
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I am intrigued by your Thought of the day #10
Good question. Today I’d say because she’s podgy, gay and foreign, there’s three boxes ticked.
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At least she was not “devastated”.
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My cock is so enormous Mrs Terry now looks permanently surprised.
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My cocks so enormous that when aroused I levitate a foot off the floor.
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Diane Abbott is so ugly she makes onions cry.
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That genuinely does not sound like an exaggeration.
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Mis – That must be useful for jacking off but also jacking up furniture!😀
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That’s the highest upvote I’ve ever seen here!. Nice one MNC 👏. I’d rather clap for that Sir Tom Cunt.
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*than
Ahem! 🤬
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One example I have heard recently is Democrat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accuse Republican Sen Ted Cruz of “Trying to have me murdered” following the Capitol Hill riot last month. AOC along with the rest of Congress were hiding in their offices, protected by Capitol Hill police units and the Secret Service, nowhere near any violence. His ‘crimes’ appear to be a Republican and non woke.
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Diane Abbots that ugly if she looks in a mirror her reflection screams and runs off.
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AOC says she is a politician.
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Somebody once called me a miserable cunt with no feelings, compassion or thought for anyone else…I was posting about it on social meeja all week as I felt the whole thing was blown up…I’m an asshole at best.
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Anybody here actually heard of Depop before today?
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Nope, looks like a soshul meeja website aimed at soppy, feeble-minded narcissistic girls aged 20 or thereabouts, whose ambitions lie with being an ‘influencer.
BTW, it is so cold this morning that I awoke with an icicle growing out of my todger.
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Nippy around these parts too. I had to snap a piss of myself.
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My Land-Holdings are vast.
Fuck Off.
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“I let those ramblers off with a polite reprimand”.
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Both barrels of it 😆
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Depop is like, literally soooo amazing, I can’t think how I’d cope without a selfie and an article about meeeeeeeee. OMG OMG.
Only £150 ? Should have had 3 noughts added, now fuck off and wail to mummy and daddy.
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A fella told me he ate 50 omelettes in one day.
I think that was a bit of egg-xaggeration. 😀
Where’s my coat?
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Oh ffs.
Hey yo like I totally wasn’t ready for this type of reaction dudes. It’s like so unhelpful.
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Trump is lillery Hiller.
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Bloody Mrs Plastic likes green top milk. I like blue blue fresh milk in my morning coffee. But I have had to use the green top because we have run out of blue top.
One word; traumatized.
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Consider yourself lucky, it could’ve been that red top skimmed piss water.
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Senator Mitch McConnell thinks his fellow GOP representative, Majorie Taylor Greene’s views are “cancer”. Well, I think Senator Mitch McConnell is a fucking great tank full of gurgling cunt puss.
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Joe Biden’s Allen Cognitive Level Screen results were the highest ever recorded.
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My dick is twelve inches long but I don’t use it as a rule.
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Are you a pole?
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How can someone be claimed to be traumatised by an action that has not really affected them physically, financially or emotionally?
Fucking snowflakes ☹️
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There are not enough non white faces represented on British media.
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“Violated”?? These snowflake cunts don’t know the meaning of the word. It’s become so overused that it’s now devalued and meaningless, rather like waaaycism and Allahophobia.
Violated is a physical or sexual assault. Violated is having you home invaded and turned over by anyone, including state sanctioned cunts.
Violated is being falsely accused, stitched up, kept in limbo and data-raped by the fucking Gestaplods.
Violated, is being kept in limbo for months on end until the whole lot collapses in a heap due to no fucking evidence, despite the fucking Plods trying to coerce witnesses into lying.
Violated is getting a “letter of discontinuance” from the dysfunctional CPS Cunting Police Stooges, that leaves you at the mercy of any fucking liar cunt who wants to make mischief until the day you’re put in a hole in the fucking ground.
Now THAT’S what I call violation.
As for those whining me-Me-MEEEEEEEE online cunts, I wish on them a severe dose of dysentary live on line as they’re bitching.
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I’ve told you all a trillion billion times before, don’t exaggerate.
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The tickie cunt is ruining everything. .
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I always find it amusing when some Hollyweird celebrislut cries that she has been ‘violated’ and ‘gangbanged by the whole world’ when ‘hacked’ (yeah right) pictures of them flashing their overrated tits or their smug fizzogs covered in jizz ‘suddenly emerge’ online and they display dismay and ‘shock’. No publicity is bad publicity, and these slags know exactly what they’re doing and they are doing it. Me Too, bollocks. Time’s Up, bullshit. Violated, my arse.
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