I would like to give a well overdue cunting to George Soros.
Mr Sore-ass is the man behind the thrones, presidents, premiers and governments across the world. With billions in monopoly money, to play with, he has and still does influence politics and society. He carries more clout than the two Tyson’s combined, Mike and Fury.
The billionaire once said in an interview in 2010 he felt he is the Chosen One. He believes he is some kind of god.
This is the man who broke the Bank of England in 1992, forcing the UK out of the Exchange Rate Mechanism. Black Wednesday, as it became known, wasn’t black for him as he bagged over one billion pounds on the day. His greed backfired though, since the UK’s exit meant it did not join the Euro currency some years later. As a fan of European integration, it was a blow.
He was active in the Asian Financial Crisis of 1997 which kicked off in Thailand then spread to Malaysia, Japan, South Korea, the Philippines and Brazil. Ending with Indonesia where 5000 people died in violent civil unrest. In 1998 he trashed the Hong Kong market. His handiwork has spread far and wide disrupting or destroying economies.
He donated $6 billion to the Democratic National Convention and Killarys election campaign. His charities under the banner of the Open Society Foundations have donated to 56 groups including Black Lives Matter, Planned Parenthood and many wimmins groups who “spontaneously” protested against The Donald recently. He has given billions to 187 political activist groups including those above.
He was behind the Arab Spring and other revolutions across the world including several in Eastern Europe. He openly admits he enjoys “regime change”. Isn’t that what the CIA call it too? Didn’t work out too well for most countries on the receiving end of this special treatment.
At 86 years of age he gets a buzz out of social experimentation. Inciting unrest and chaos across the world he manipulates nations – a monied megalomaniac.
All the Bond villains rolled into one, Goldfinger, Blofeld and SPECTRE are no match for him. Nations and their peoples are pawns on his oversized chess board to match his oversized ego. By pulling the strings of elected leaders and unelected dictators he is the master puppeteer.
Open borders and globalisation are his aims. Purportedly, levelling the playing field for the masses, on a global scale. Of course, not too level, so as to be fair and equal, since some are always more equal than others. Power corrupts.
His vision of socialism (or is it fascism?) he hopes, will lead to his utopian world. Welcome to his Brave New World. However, for the majority, a life more reminiscent of The Hunger Games, The Running Man and Robocop – amongst other Hollywood dystopian epics – would be the reality. A world run by private corporations – of his choosing – like Omni Consumer Products in Robocop.
If all goes to plan, billions are to be made by the Chosen One and his cohorts. For the rest of us, it is do as he says, not as he does.
Well Mr Sore-ass, for too long, you have been pissing in our pockets and telling us it’s raining.
Nominated by Mike Oxard
