Premature death announcements

Posted on April 5, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Having your death announced on the BBC when you are not in fact dead, is a cunt.

Nominated by Vermin Cunt Spotter

## False alarm on the Deadpool front ##

Posted on April 5, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Just been announced Brian Matthew is “critically ill” and not dead as reported earlier.Deadpool 55 is therefore still in play for now.All noms in this thread are null and void.

Alastair Campbell [5]

Posted on April 2, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Alastair Campbell is on this week pontificating about how he will reverse Brexit whilst smirking and patronizing all leave voters.I will give him an emergency no holds barred cunting tomorrow when I am less tired.I am shouting cunt at the TV and am tempted to chuck it out of the window.I think he might get my nomination for COTY 2017 such a horrible duplicitous arrogant terrorist loving europhile shitbag.Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nominated by Shaun

One of the many things I despise about Campbell is when he goes fishing for sympathy about his ‘depression’. Fuck off Al, perhaps it’s just a moment of clarity, and you realise how much of a massive cunt you are, and how your best friend is an even bigger cunt. Crawl back under your rock you despicable twat, you’re part of the reason this country is as fucked as it is.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Campbell has been on the anti-brexit ‘The Wright Stuff’ all week, bleating on about how the worlds ending due to brexit, with Pantomime Dame Matthew Wright, nodding in agreement with Campbell. Matthew Wright is a double of my auntie Betty, all he needs is a fur hat and clip on ear rings.

Nominated by Harry Balls

Gary Lineker [5]

Posted on April 1, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Another bandwagon insincere Mega Cunt who keeps his ugly mush shut when it suits.
Headline:-
Why is Gary Lineker silent over 400 Walkers staff facing the sack? Employees say vocal presenter is turning a ‘blind eye’ to the crisp plant’s closure to protect his £1.5m deal.

TERRRRRRRWAAAAAAAATTTTT

Nominated by Kendo Nag